Friday – August 8, 2025

SNEAK SOME ZUCCHINI ON YOUR NEIGHBOR’S PORCH NIGHT

NATIONAL FROZEN CUSTARD DAY

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1603 – Galileo demonstrates his telescope to the Senate in Venice
1588 – The British Navy defeated the Spanish Armada
1786 – The U.S. Congress chooses the dollar as our monetary unit
1844 – Brigham Young is chosen to lead the Mormon Church
1876 – Edison is granted a patent for the autographic pen (The auto-pen???)
1899 – The first household refrigerator is patented
1945 – President Truman ratifies the UN Charter
1953 – The Soviet Union declares it has a hydrogen bomb
1974 – President NIxon announces he’s resigning
1990 – Iraq annexed Kuwait (It didn’t end like Iraq planned)
2007 – An EF-2 tornado touched down in Brooklyn, NY (The first time since 1889)

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– THE PRESIDENT HONORED PURPLE HEART RECIPIENTS YESTERDAY

– PRESIDENT TRUMP TELLS A SOLEIMANI STORY

– WILL THERE BE A MEETING WITH PUTIN? AND WHAT ABOUT ZELENSKYY?

– TREASURY SEC DECLARES PRESIDENT TRUMP TO BE ‘A CYBORG’

– THE PRESIDENT CALLED ‘BIG BALLS’

– AG BONDI ANNOUNCED $50 MIL BOUNTY ON NICHOLAS MADURO

– NEW DATA REVEALS HOW JOBS NUMBERS WERE MANIPULATED BY BIDEN ADMIN

– STEPHEN MILLER CLAIMS DEMS GOT 20-30 HOUSE SEATS BY COUNTING ILLEGALS

– LAUGHABLE: NY GOV HOCHUL, ‘DEMOCRATS ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES’

– TAPPER: ‘TRUMP HAS TURBOCHARGED’ THE WEAPONIZATION OF GOV’T

– SOUTH PARK GIVES DHS SEC NOEM THE FULL TREATMENT

More News From DC

– DC GOT SOME NEW HELP IN LAW ENFORCEMENT — AS OF MIDNIGHT

– TRUMP ADMIN ASKS SCOTUS TO BLOCK DISTRICT COURT ON IMMIGRATION RULING

– BESSENT SAYS TARIFFS SHOULD HELP MANUFACTURING OVER NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

– TRUMP TO HOST A PEACE TREATY SIGNING AT THE WHITE HOUSE

– OBAMA-APPOINTED JUDGE ORDERS A PAUSE ON WORK AT ‘ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ’

– PELOSI IS WORKING TO KEEP CASTRATING CHILDREN WITH ‘GENDER AFFIRMING CARE’

– ISRAEL APPROVED NETANYAHU’S PLAN TO OCCUPY GAZA, FREE REMAINING HOSTAGES

– HHS SEC KRATOM IS URGING A CRACKDOWN ON KRATOM (THIS ONE SNEAKED UP ON US)

– STEVE BANNON FOR PRESIDENT? HE ADDRESSED THE REPORT WITH A TWO-WORD REPLY

General News

– MAMDANI IS TRYING TO BAIT DONALD TRUMP

– SLOTKIN SEEMS TO ALL-IN FOR MAMDANI

– WAIT… WHO IS BEHIND THE WNBA’s FLYING DILDOS???

– THE WNBA’S ONGOING SEX TOY PROBLEM – HOW IS THE LEAGUE DEALING WITH IT?

– DISNEY SETTLES WITH ACTRESS GINA CARANO

Other News Catching My Eye

– JUSSIE SMOLLETT HAS A COMEBACK IN THE WORKS

– NCAA SUGGESTED IT, AND NOW ONE UNIVERSITY HAS ADDED THIS ‘SPORT’

– JAPAN ACTUALLY HAS GHOSTBUSTERS, REAL GHOSTBUSTERS