National Peach PIe Day
– National Waffle Day
– Kobe Bryant Day
– Pluto Demoted Day
– National Knife Day (Do you still carry a knife?)
– St Bartholomew’s Day (Patron saint of cheesemakers)
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
79 AD – Mount Vesuvius erupts
1795 – British hero Rav Samuel Henshell patented the corkscrew
1814 – British troops set fire to the White House
1894 – Congress passed a graduated income tax law (voided a year later)
1954 – Congress outlaws the Communist Party (What about the DSA?)
1975 – Queen started recording ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
1981 – John Lennon’s killer (Mark David Chapman) sentenced to 20 years to life
1991 – Ukraine declares independence from the USSR, Gorby resigns as commie party head
1992 – A Cat 5 — Hurricane Andrew makes landfall in Florida — 65 would die from the storm
2006 – Pluto is demoted — kicked out of the planet club — now in the dwarf planet club
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– DID YOU WATCH THE FREEDOM 250 IN DC? DRIVER’S EYE VIEW WAS COOL
– THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND THE MOST EPIC FLYOVER EVER
– EVEN CNN HAD TO ADMIT THE RACE WAS A SUCCESS
– TREY YINGST WITH A REPORT ON TRAFFIC THRU THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
– CAN WE BE HONEST ABOUT WHO BUILT ALL OF OUR DEBT? DEMS, (CNN) ‘NO WE CAN’T’
– NY TIMES REPORTER EXPOSES DSA AGENDA, WIPE OUT THE OLD DEM PARTY
– IN CASE YOU NEEDED A REMINDER THAT HASAN PIKER IS EVIL
– ANOTHER REMINDER OF THE ANTI-SEMITE THAT IS HASAN PIKER
– EL-SAYED’S CREEPY TAKE ON THE VP AND SECOND LADY
– EVEN JAZZY CROCKETT IS TRASHING TALARICO
– I DON’T THINK TALARICO NEEDS JAZZY TO MAKE HIM SOUND BAD
– ‘WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU LOVE THAT’S NOT FAMILY OR FRIENDS’ – TRANS KIDS
– TALARICO THINKS EVERYTHING IS VIOLENCE (EXCEPT ACTUAL VIOLENCE)
– ESTABLISHMENT DEMS ARE SOUNDING THE ALARMS ABOUT TAILRACE
– MARC CUBAN IS ENDORSING TALARICO
– BILL MAHER EDUCATED CNN’s DANA BASH ON TALARICO
– SEN VAN HOLLEN THINKS HE COULD BE DEMS’ 2028 NOMINEE???
– THE SENATOR ALSO LIKES THE DSA
– TRANSPORTATION SEC DUFFY ON OUR TRADE DISPUTE WITH CANADA
– NEBRASKA SENATE CANDIDATE IS TRYING TO SAY HE’S INDEPENDENT, RIGHT
– DSA CANDIDATE ANGIE NIXON CLAIMS SHE RUNS A ‘BANNED BOOK STORE’
– DSA LEADERS ARE TALKING ABOUT USING VIOLENCE TO TAKE CONTROL OF AMERICA
– CBS’ MARGARET BRENNAN CAN’T LET BYRON DONALDS TALK
– FOX NEWS’ JOEY JONES ON HASAN PIKER MOCKING CHARLIE KIRK’S MURDER
– CHUCK TODD NEEDS COUNSELING (OR A HUG FROM DON LEMON)
– CLASSIC MONTAGE: BERNIE SANDERS WARNING ABOUT OLIGARCHY FOR 33 YEARS
– ROSIE’S GUEST HOSTING ON KIMMEL IS DONE — AND SHE’S THANKFUL
– ICYMI – ROSIE ENDED HER RUN WITH A SONG TO TRUMP
More News From DC
– TRADE WAR WITH CANADA? MAAAAAYBE
– JARED KUSHNER MEETS WITH HAKEEM JEFFRIES? WHAAAAAAT?
– TRUMP HITTING IRAN WITH NEW SANCTIONS TODAY — SO, IRAN’S OPEN TO TALKS
– SULLIVAN ENDORSES SULLIVAN AGAINST ANOTHER SULLIVAN IN ALASKA
– 18-34 YR-OLDS IN NH SEE RUBIO AS THE OVERWHELMING 2028 CHOICE FOR GOP
– KALSHI THINKS RUBIO’S 2028 STAR IS FADING
– RAND PAUL IS PUSHING HIS DEFICIT REDUCTION PLAN — (SMALL) CUTS FOR ALL
– POLLING CREDIBILITY? HERE’S ONE GUY WHO HELP MAKE POLLS SO WORTHLESS
General News
– TODAY’S FOOD WARNING — IF YOU HAVE ‘EVERYTHING SPROUTS’ – STOP EATING THEM
– FLOCK CEO SAYS AMERICANS CAN’T BAN HIS PRIVACY-BUSTING TECHNOLOGY
ICYMI – DARTH VADAR AGREES ON FLOCK CAMS – HE LOVES ‘EM
– DSA LEADER LIVES OFF MOM & DAD IN A $1.5 MIL DOLLAR PAD
– TEACHER’S UNION HEAD RANDI WEINGARTEN WAS TARGET BOYCOTTED
– FUTURE WNBA STAR ENES KANTER FREEDOM REMOVED FROM WNBA ARENA
– WHY DID SCOTTIE SCHEFFLER PLAY SO BADLY THIS WEEKEND? (ODD ILLNESS)
– WHERE DO YOU STAND ON LINDSAY CLANCY? IT COULD BE A DATING DEAL-BREAKER
– CHIEFS KICKER SMASHED A 69-YR FIELD GOAL (PRE-SEASON STATS DON’T COUNT)
– SAN FRAN IS EXPECTED 50,000 POKEMON FANS NEXT WEEK
Other News Catching My Eye
– BABY BOOMERS ARE GETTING HIGH ALL THE TIME — THE NEIGHBORS HATE IT
– SPEAKING OF POT, DID YOU KNOW IT’S LINKED TO ‘SCROMITING?’ (Sure you did.)
– MOVE OVER, USAIN BOLT, ROBOTS ARE SMASHING YOUR RECORDS
– TWO FOODS YOU SHOULD NEVER STORE / REFRIGERATE IN ALUMINUM FOIL
– LET’S NOT BE FOOLISH – KACEY MUSGRAVES KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING
