Holy Thursday
– National Burrito Day
– National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day (Not in school it’s not)
– National Ride Your Horse to a Bar Day (Check the story in Odd News below)
– Autism Acceptance Day
Meme Du Jour
REPORTEDLY — IT’S BEEN FIXED! (YA GOTTA WONDER, WHO HAD THAT ASSIGNMENT?)
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1792 – The US Mint is founded and we started making gold and silver coins
1865 – Confederate President Jefferson Davis flees Richmond VA as Gen Grant breaks Lee’s line
1877 – The first Easter Egg Roll is held on the White House Lawn
1917 – President Wilson asked Congress for a declaration of war against Germany (WWI)
1932 – Lindbergh pays $50,000 ransom for his kidnapped son
1954 – Walt Disney announced plans to build ‘Disneyland’
1968 – ‘2001 A Space Odessy’ premieres (HAL, open the pod bay doors!)
1977 – Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumors’ hits #1 and stayed there for 31 weeks
1992 – Mob boss John Gotti found guilty of murder
1982 – Argentina invades the Falkland Islands — bad idea
2005 – Pope John Paul II passes away
FIXED!
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP LAST NIGHT (IF YOU NEED THE ENTIRE ADDRESS)
– A MESSAGE TO THE COUNTRIES WHO NEED OIL FROM THE REGION
– TRUMP ON THE CURRENT STATE OF IRAN’S MILITARY
– WE’RE ON TRACK TO WRAP THIS UP IN 2-3 WEEKS
– THE PRESIDENT WANTS AMERICA TO HONOR THE 13 TROOPS WE’VE LOST BY FINISHING THE JOB
– DR VICTORIA COATES BREAKS DOWN THE PRESIDENT’S ADDRESS
– THE PRESIDENT AT A WH EASTER LUNCH – HAS ADVICE FOR ERIKA KIRK, ‘SUE THEIR ASSES OFF’
– IS TRUMP A KING? HE SAYS NO — ‘I CAN’T GET A BALLROOM APPROVED!’
– CNN CLAIMS TRUMP IS CONSIDERING FIRING PAM BONDI AND REPLACING HER WITH LEE ZELDIN
FROM SCOTUS:
– JUSTICE KBJ – THE ‘STEAL A WALLET’ QUESTION
– MORE FROM KBJ — ‘SO, HOW DOES THIS WORK…”
– TURLEY ON THE INSANITY OF BIRTH RIGHT CITIZENSHIP
– DOES BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP MATTER? CONSIDER THE NUMBERS
– REP TIM BURCHETT ADDS MORE INFO TO WHAT MATT GAETZ SAID ABOUT ALIENS
– WHOOPI THOUGHT TRUMP WAS ARGUING HIS CASE IN FRONT OF THE SUPREME COURT???
– IS DeNIRO TALKING ABOUT TRUMP OR HIMSELF?
– COMIC CAN’T STAND DONALD TRUMP — FOR THE RIGHT REASON
THE LINE FOR THE ONLY BATHROOM ON ARTEMIS II
More News From DC
– TRUMP SPEECH — THE RECAP FROM CNBC — THE WAR IS ‘NEARLY OVER’ BUT EXTREMELY HARD HITS COMING
– THEHILL.COM HAD FIVE TAKEAWAYS FROM TRUMP’S ADDRESS
– OIL JUMPS AFTER THE PRESIDENT SAYS WAR COULD CONTINUE 2-3 WEEKS
– SCHUMER TRIED TO CELEBRATE ARTEMIS II AND MAKE IT POLITCAL TOO — HE FAILED
– SCOTUS HEARS ARGUMENT ABOUT BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP — IT LOOKED (TO ME) LIKE A LOSS FOR TRUMP
– WHO KNEW? THERE’S A CHAIR SET UP FOR THE PRESIDENT INSIDE THE SUPREME COURT?
THE MOST REPEATED MEME LAST NIGHT
General News
– ARTEMIS II – THE LATEST
– NASA POSTED THIS BAD ASS PIC RIGHT AFTER THE LAUNCH
– DID CNN SEEM EXCITED ABOUT THE LAUNCH? (IT WAS APRIL 1ST – BUT, I THINK THEY LIKED IT)
– THE BBC FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THE LAUNCH INTO A WOKE STATEMENT
– WHAT DOES THE TOILET LOOK LIKE? (NAT GEO GOT A PREVIEW)
– WHO KNEW? THE ASTRONAUTS HAVE TO ASK FOR PERMISSION WHEN THEY NEED TO ‘GO’
– IS THIS CNN CLIP ALTERED? DID THE KID REALLY SAY ‘WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE F**KIN’ MOON’
– VIRGINIA RECORDS A THIRD MURDER BY AN ILLEGAL IN RECENT WEEKS
– LYME DISEASE SHOT? APPARENTLY IT’S NOT EFFECTIVE ENOUGH
– VOTER FRAUD? IT’S RARE RIGHT? FORMER CITY COUNCILMAN HAS 71 NAMES REGISTERED AT HIS ADDRESS
– CT STATE REP REPLACES HER AMERICAN FLAG WITH A PAKISTAN FLAG
– SMALL STORE IN BOSTON WAS CHEATING YOU AND ME — $7MIL IN FOOD STAMP FRAUD
– COKE DRINKERS WHO WANT REAL SUGAR INSTEAD OF HFCS — LOOK FOR THE YELLOW CAPS
WINNIE THE POODLE AND I ARE WAITING FOR A SEAT ON ARTEMIS III
Other News Catching My Eye
– DON’T DRINK AND RIDE A HORSE
– POLYMARKET SAYS THERE’S A 17% CHANCE WE’LL GET CONFIRMATION ABOUT ALIENS THIS YEAR
– HER SON ROBBED A FOOD VENDOR – MOM RETURNED TO APOLOGIZE AND MAKE HIM WHOLE
