April Fools Day (Origins? Ancient Rome and the festival know as Hilaria. – Baldwin’s wife named for April Fools Day?)
– Boomer Bonus Day — The day we thank Baby Boomers for all they’ve done.
– National Sourdough Bread Day
– National Trombone Players Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1778 – New Orleans businessman Oliver Pollock creates $ — the symbol we use for the dollar
1781 – It took four years, but the Articles of Confederation are ratified
1872 – Yellowstone is established as America’s first National Park
1919 – Walter Gropius opens the Bauhaus School in Weimar Germany
1932 – The Lindbergh baby is kidnapped
1961 – President Kennedy established the Peace Corps
1970 – John Lennon and Yoko Ono claim they were having dual sex change operations (April Fool!)
1971 – The Weather Underground bombed the US Capitol Building (Later, Obama was neighbors with the organizers)
1973 – Pink Floyd released ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ – it charted in the Billboard 200 for 937 weeks
1976 – Jimmy Buffet released ‘Margaritaville’ — 50 years ago!
1976 – Two guys named Steve founded a computer company named APPLE (In Steve’s mom’s garage.)
1996 – Taco Bell tried to prank us all — claiming to have bought the Liberty Bell to pay down the national debt
2013 – Japan introduced a television screen that smells — not just the programs that it shows?
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– TRUMP SIGNS EXEC ORDER TO PROTECT THE VOTE AND SECURE OUR ELECTIONS
– THE PRESIDENT HAD SOME THOUGHTS ON HIS PROPOSED LIBRARY VS OBAMA’S DEATH STAR
– SEC OF STATE RUBIO WITH AN UPDATE ON VENEZUELA
– RUBIO SAYS WE ARE WEEKS AWAY FROM A TOTAL SUCCESS IN IRAN
– THE SECRETARY TELLS EVERYONE THAT DONALD TRUMP WILL NOT LET IRAN DELAY
– REPORT: KRISTI NOEM IS ASKING FOR PRIVACY AT THIS TIME (I’D BE ASKING FOR A PLANE TO ANYWHERE)
– I CAN’T BELIEVE DEMS ARE STILL ARGUING AGAINST VOTER I.D. – ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S THIS SIMPLE
– PA GOV (AND 2028 HOPEFUL) SAYS VOTER ID WILL SUPPRESS THE VOTE
– WHY DID THE STOCK MARKET JUMP? CONSUMER CONFIDENCE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT
– SWALWELL IS WORRIED ABOUT THE FANG-FANG INVESTIGATION – HE SPRINTED TO CNN TO VENT
– MATT GAETZ IS EITHER NUTS OR THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS APRIL FIRST
– TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY? WHOOPI THINKS IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS
– SUNNY HOSTIN IS ALSO FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE BUNKER UNDER THE BALLROOM
– COMIC WHITNEY CUMMINGS JOINED THE VIEW TO SPEW SOME CRAZINESS — JOY SUPPORTED HER TOO
– CUMMINGS ALSO ANNOUNCED SHE’S VOTING FOR WHOEVER IS NOT A PEDOPHILE
More News From DC
– IRAN UPDATE – AP; TRUMP SAYS 2-3 WEEKS AND WE’RE DONE
– THE PRESIDENT ALSO HAD SOME VERY SPECIFIC THOUGHTS ABOUT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
– IRAN HAS THREATENED SOME TECH COMPANIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST – STAY TUNED ON THIS
– SEC HEGSETH ANNOUNCES NO MORE INVESTIGATION INTO FLY-BY OF KID ROCK’S HOUSE
– NYC MAYOR EMBRACES ‘SEWER SOCIALISM’ AND BERNIE SANDERS IS HIS INSPIRATION
– THE PRESIDENT SAYS HE MAY ATTEND THE SUPREME COURT HEARING TODAY (I’M TAKING THE UNDER)
– ANOTHER JUDGE RULES TRUMP MUST STOP BUILDING THE BALLROOM – THE PRESIDENT RESPONDED
– CANADA’S GUN BUY BACK IS A FAILURE
General News
– WE’RE HEADED BACK TOWARDS THE MOON TODAY — HERE’S WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ARTIMUS II
– FL GOV DeSANTIS IS TRYING TO GET RIDE OF JUDGES WHO RELEASE CRIMINALS BACK INTO OUR SOCIETY
– THE WOKE EXODUS IS INCREASING — SEATTLE AND SAN FRAN ARE LEADING IN EMPTY SPACE
– ILLINOIS HAS A PROBLEM WITH RISING TAXES — THEY HAVE TOO MANY TAX DISTRICTS
– EX-NFL PLAYER EMMANUEL ACHO IS CRITICAL OF JADEN IVEY
– FORMER CHICAGO BULL, JADEN IVEY IS NOT BACKING AWAY FORM HIS FAITH
– THE PRIDE FLAG COMES DOWN IN BOISE IDAHO — THERE WAS A SAD CEREMONY WITH THE MAYOR PRESIDING
– WHAT’S WORSE THAN BEING ON A DISNEY CRUISE? ADD A BOMB THREAT THAT TRAPS YOU ON THE SHIP
Other News Catching My Eye
– THINK YOUR POT HOLES ARE BIG? POLITICIAN SNORKLES IN A SOUTH AFRICAN POT HOLE
– COMIC LESLIE JONES SAYS ‘MARRIAGE IS LEGALIZED SLAVERY’
– NOT LONG AGO, LESLIE JONES WAS WONDERING WHY MEN DID NOT WANT HER
– GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE NOT ONLY WOKE, THEY ARE A RIP OFF — SIX BUCKS FOR A SINGLE SLEEVE?
– ADDICTED TO OLIVE GARDEN BREADSTICKS? YOU CAN GET A LOAD OF THEM DELIVERED FOR UNDER $20
– MAYBE FORD SHOULD INTO THE POTENTIAL FOR SEATS IN EXPEDITIONS TO CRUSH BABIES
– I’M SURE WHY THIS JUDGE IS IN TROUBLE FOR JUST BEING A LITTLE PISSY WITH THE IT GUY
