Friday – March 20, 2026


The Vernal Equinox – The First Day of Spring

– National Ravioli Day

– The Great American Meatout (The Vegan People’s Day)

– Red Nose Day – (If you’re a fan of the British version of The Office, you get it)

– National Macaron Day (When did they get so expensive?)

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY


1778 – Ben Franklin leads a delegation to meet French President King Louis XVI
1782 – The French GOV’T approved the use of the guillotine
1800 – Alessandro Volta announced his invention of the battery
1841 – The first mystery story, Poe’s “The Murders in the Rue Morgue’ is published
1852 – ‘Uncle Tom’s Cabin’ is published –
1854 – The Republican Party is founded in Ripon, WI

1861 – President Lincoln’s sons are diagnosed with the measles
1922 – WIP-AM begins broadcasting in Philadelphia
 (and, they’re still doing it)
1942 – General Douglas McArthur vows, ‘I shall return…’ (after escaping Japanese-occupied Philippines)
1965 – LBJ sends troops to protect a civil rights march from Selma to Montgomery, Alabama
1973 – Roberto Clemente is the first Latino elected to baseball’s Hall of Fame
1976 – Patty Hearst aka ‘Tonya’ is convicted of armed robbery
1987 – The U.S. approves AZT as a treatment to slow AIDS

1995 – Tokyo’s subway system is attacked by terrorists using Sarin gas

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– THE TRUMP QUIP ABOUT JAPAN THAT HAD THE LEFT SPINNING

     – THE PRESIDENT WAS VERY PLEASED WITH JAPAN’S LATEST MOVES

 – THE JAPANESE PM DIDN’T SEEM TOO BOTHERED BY IT – IN FACT, SHE SEES US AS ‘BUDDIES’

    – THE PM ALSO ANNOUNCED, ‘JAPAN IS BACK!’

 – WATCH THE JAPANESE PM’s REACTION WHEN SHE SEES THE BIDEN ‘AUTOPEN’ PORTRAIT

 – TRUMP ALSO THANKED THE JAPANESE PM FOR THE NEW CHERRY TREES FOR OUR 250TH

 – KARGH ISLAND? THE PRESIDENT SAYS WE CAN TAKE IT ANY TIME WE WANT

– THE GOP OFFERED TO PASS AN ‘ID ONLY’ BILL FOR VOTING — THE DEMS BLOCKED IT

– SEC SCOTT BESSENT EXPLAINS THE PLAN WITH OIL

– ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER VIDEO OF A NURSE MAKING AND POSTING A CRAZY VIDEO (SHE’S PISSED AT FETTERMAN)

– 23 YEARS AGO — JOE SCARBOROUGH KNEW WHY DEMS HATED VOTER ID

– MISSING JAMES CARVILLE SAYING VULGAR, RUDE AND ANGRY THINGS ABOUT TRUMP? (YOU’RE WELCOME)

– DEMS? NO THANKS

More News From DC

– IRAN’S SPOKESPERSON IS JOINING THE LIST OF DEAD LEADERS

– REUTERS POLL: AMERICANS BELIEVE TRUMP WILL SEND TROOPS INTO IRAN, AND WE DON’T LIKE IT

– WE JUST APPROVED $16.6 BIL IN EMERGENCY ARMS SALES TO SOME OF OUR MIDDLE EAST FRIENDS

– RUSSIA SAYS IT’S SENDING OIL TO CUBA — THE U.S. DOESN’T THINK SO (WILL WE BLOCK THOSE TANKERS?)

– COMER SUBPOENAS COMEY — I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS ONE

– WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHO OLE MISS HAS BOOKED FOR AN EVENT ABOUT HOW THE MEDIA CAN REGAIN TRUST

– THERE WAS A ‘WAR ON MOTHERHOOD’ — UNDER BIDEN

– ARE THE MIDTERMS LOST? MAYBE NOT – CHECK OUT THIS GREAT BREAKDOWN OF HOW A WIN IS POSSIBLE

General News

– NFL DRAFT HAS PITTSBURGH SCHOOLS SHIFTS TO REMOTE LEARNING — WHAAAT? WHY?

–  CRAZY GUY WITH A HAMMER ON CHICAGO TRAIN — BELIEVE WHAT HE TELLS YOU

– WE NOW KNOW THIS IS A VERY BAD PERSON – HE ONLY HAS 30 PRIOR ARRESTS

– CALIFORNIA IS REMOVING CESAR CHAVEZ STATUES — WILL STREETS AND SCHOOLS BE RENAMED NEXT?

– NV SHERIFF IS A HERO – DEFIES JUDGES ORDERS TO RELEASE A VIOLENT CRIMINAL

– FL SHERIFF HONORS A LOCAL HERO WHO DIED DURING THE IRAN ATTACK – ESTABLISHES A SCHOLARSHIP IN HIS NAME

– NYC MAYOR MAMDANI’S WIFE (WHO IS NOT A PUBLIC PERSON, APPARENTLY) IS NOT A NICE PERSON

– THE MAYOR IS ALSO PISSED THAT A CITY COUNCIL EMPLOYEE HAS BEEN PICKED UP FOR DEPORTATION

– CELEBS REPORTEDLY PISSED ABOUT BEING SEEN WITHOUT MAKEUP AT POST-OSCARS PARTY

  ICYMI: LISA RINNA’S DRESS WAS MADE OF ‘RECYCLED HAIR’

– ARE YOU A ‘COLD PLUNGE’ PERSON? IT MIGHT NOT BE AS BENEFICIAL AS YOU THOUGHT

AS OPENING DAY APPROACHES – TEAMS ANNOUNCE NEW FOOD OPTIONS – CHECK OUT THIS ONE FROM THE METS

Other News Catching My Eye

– IMAGINE BEING A JEFFREY EPSTEIN LOOK-A-LIKE – MEET PALM BEACH PETE

– HIGHPOINT’S CHASE JOHNSTON FINALLY HIT A 2-POINT SHOT AND IT WON THE GAME

– USING MOSQUITOS TO IMMUNIZE BATS? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

– THE LABUBU CRAZE HAS NOT ENDED — THERE’S A MOVIE COMING