Monday – March 16, 2026


March 16, 2026
 – St Patrick’s Day Eve

– National Panda Day  (No longer an endangered species.)

– Natrional No Selfies Day  (I thought we were done with the selfies thing YEARS ago.)

– National Freedom of Information Day (If it’s free, why do we have to apply for it?)

– National Artichoke Day

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1802 – The U.S. Military Academy is established 
 (The cool kids call it West Point.)
1850 – Hawthorne’s ‘The Scarlet Letter’ is published
1867 – Joseph Lister details his plans for antiseptic surgery
 (Yeah, THAT Joe Lister, as in Listerene)
1912 – The first cherry tree is planted in DC by First Lady Helen Taft
1926 – Robert Goddard launched the first liquid-fueled rocket
1964 – LBJ submits a billion dollar budget for his War on Poverty —
 (So, we won that war, right?)
1968 – GM produced its 100 millionth vehicle –  Oldsmobile Toronado 
1985 – AP Newsman Terry Anderson is taken hostage in Beirut 

2008 – Bear Stearns collapses and is sold to Chase
2020 – Coronavirus — Canada closed its borders to non-citizen, Africa banned travel from Europe and Asia

Apologies to Will Cain and all other Cowboys fans here

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– HARRY ENTEN DELIVERS LAUGHABLE NUMERS ON CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS’ APPROVAL

AF1 GAGGLE — WEAK AUDIO

– THE OVERALL UPDATE FROM TRUMP WITH CALL FOR OTHER COUNTRIES TO JOIN THE EFFORT

– PRES TRUMP ASKED ABOUT GROUND TROOPS

– PRESS SEC CALLS OUT MSM OVER COVERAGE OF THE IRAN SITUATION

– KEVIN HASETT LAUGHS AT MARGARET BRENNAN’S QUESTION ABOUT IRAN AND THE U.S. ECONOMY

– TRANSPORTATION SEC DUFFY ON THE AIRPORT SITUATION — IT’S NOT GETTING BETTER

– CBS IS EVEN REPORTING THAT 10 AIRLINES CEOS ARE DEMANDING CONGRESS PAY TSA STAFFERS

– INTERNAL FIGHT OVER SAVE AMERICA? HOUSE GOP VOWS TO BLOCK ALL BILLS UNTIL IT PASSES

– SEN MIKE LEE SCHOOLS SEN DICK DURBIN ON THE ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’

– FETTERMAN RIPS HIS PARTY FOR BEING AN ANTI-TRUMP CULT

     – THE SENATOR ALSO WANTS ‘PROOF OF LIFE’ FOR IRAN’S LATEST AYATOLLAH

– FETTERMAN: COUNTRY OVER PARTY

– NBC’s WELKER PUTS SEN SCHIFF ON BLAST FOR DEMS’ SHUT DOWN OF TSA/DHS

– CNN’s TAPPER SEEMS TO HAVE TURNED ON THE SHUTDOWN, ASKING SEN BOOKER ABOUT IT

– TAPPER ALSO POINTED OUT DEM HYPOCRISY ON LETTING OBAMA BOMB W/O APPROVAL

– MAYOR PETE AND HIS BEARD WERE ALSO MAKING THE SUNDAY ROUNDS – ON CNN TALKING IRAN

– DAN CRENSHAW WENT TO CBS TO BURN SOME BRIDGES AFTER HE LOST HIS PRIMARY

– BILL MAHER DELIVERS A STERN WARNING ABOUT NYC MAYOR MAMDANI (US, WHERE WAS THIS LAST SUMMER?)

More News From DC

– IRAN UPDATE – AP

– BTW – PRESIDENT TRUMP WARNED IRAN ABOUT KHARG ISLAND SOME 38 YEARS AGO

– TRUMP WANTS NATO TO GET ON BOARD IN THE IRAN FIGHT

– THE IRANIANS ARE TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BY GOING AFTER OIL ASSETS IN OTHER USA-FRIENDLY NEIGHBORS

 – IRAN MISSILE KILLED A PALESTINIAN IN DUBAI

– FCC CHAIR CARR SAYS HE’S LOOKING AT RENEWALS OF BROADCAST LICENSES — TRUMP APPROVES

– SEN RON JOHNSON IS NOT PLEASED WITH THIS NEWS

I HOPE THEY GET THE WHITE HOUSE INVITE – GREAT STORIES HERE

General News

– YOU CAN ADD BOMB THREATS TO THE OF THINGS DELAYING AIR TRAVEL

– VIRGINIA IS TAKING GUN RIGHTS AWAY FROM EVERYONE EXCEPT THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY MEMBERS

– VA ALSO JUST PASSED A LAW BASING ALL. GOV’T CONTRACTS ON RACE AND GENDER

– TSA TROUBLES ARE FORCING CANCELATIONS AT MAJOR AIRPORTS

– STATE BY STATE — WHO PAYS THE MOST AND THE LEAST FOR ENERGY?

– DID YOU BUY A MEATLOAF KIT FROM COSTCO?  IT MIGHT BE RECALLED OVER A BONUS INGREDIENT – SALMONELLA

– TEAM USA TAKES GOLD IN HOCKEY FROM CANADA IN THE PARALYMPICS!

AN EVEN BETTER STORY FROM THIS TEAM — HOW WE GOT OUR GOALIE

– 104-YR-OLD FIREFIGHTER GETS A LOVELY SAULTE ON HIS BIRTHDAY

– THE 50 BEST BURGERS IN LOS ANGELES (AFTER THE TOP 5, DO WE REALLY CARE?)

H/T Mrs Malaprop

Other News Catching My Eye

– OSCARS ROUND UP

 – KIMMEL SHOWED UP TO SLAM THE TRUMP ADMIN AND CBS

– KIMMEL — WE LIVE IN A RIDICULOUS COUNTRY

 – CONAN DID A LITTLE POLITICAL JOKE (REFERENCING TRUMP’S NAME ON THE KENNEDY CENTER)

    – A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT — WHEN ‘HAMNET’ OSCAR WINNER JESSIE BUCKLEY PROMOTES MOTHERHOOD AND MARRIAGE

 – JANE FONDA MADE THE RED CARPET POLITICAL — BUY ALSO HAD A TOUGH TIME FINDING HER WORDS

 – PATRICIA ARQUETTE DIDN’T GET THE MEMO THAT AMERICA IS DONE WITH THE TRANS COSPLAY THING

     – HOW DID NICOLE KIDMAN PREPARE FOR THE OSCARS? ‘GO TO CHURCH’

– WILL A-I CURE CANCER? THIS GUY THINKS HE’S ON THE RIGHT TRACK

– ALSO TECH — ROBOTS ARE NOW PLAYING TENNIS

– MORE TECH FOR YOU — GUY USED CHAT GPT TO SELL HIS HOUSE FOR HIM

WAIT, THERE WERE FUNNY SKETCHES ON SNL THAT COULD MAKE ALL OF US LAUGH?

– ‘SHE’S AN IRISH DANCER’

– ‘TUCKER CARLSON’ PREVIEWS THE OSCARS  (SOME PEOPLE ARE PISSED, I FOUND IT FUNNY)

– THE WHITE CASTLE DRIVE THRU

– ‘MAHASPITAL’ — I LAUGHED