Wednesday – March 11, 2026

National Dream Day

– World Plumbing Day

– National Wash Your Nose Day

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1744 – Sotheby’s holds its first auction — of books — They auction EVERYTHING these days
1779 – Congress established the Army Corps of Engineers
1811 – ‘The Luddites’ (weavers and textile workers) raged against the machines they feared would take their jobs!
1892 – The first public basketball game is held in Springfield, MA
1930 – President Taft is the first US President to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery 
1969 – Levi-Strauss starts selling bell bottoms
1989 – ‘COPS’ makes its TV debut — go ahead, sing the song, whatcha gonna do?
1990 – Lithuania splits from the Soviet Union

1997 – Paul McCartney is knighted — (We call him ‘Sir Paul’ now.)

2011 – Fukushima! Japan’s nuclear disaster following a tsunami hitting 
2020 – President Trump addresses the nation about a COVID travel ban

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– ICYMI: GEN DAN CAINE GIVES THE UPDATE ON THE ATTACK ON IRAN

– SEC DEF HEGSETH SAID THE COMING 24 HOURS WOULD BE THE MOST INTENSE YET

– TRUMP NEGOTIATOR STEVE WITKOFF ON IRAN’S ENRICHED NUCLEAR MATERIAL

– SAVE AMERICA ACT? LEADER THUNE SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SURRENDERED

– THE PRESS SEC HAS MORE TO SAY ABOUT THE SAVE AMERICA ACT

– 60% OF PEOPLE HERE ILLEGALLY ARE ON WELFARE

– TIM WALZ WANTS KRISTI NOEM AND DHS INVESTIGATED (RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH WITH YOUR STATE FRAUD)

– THE HARPIES ON THE VIEW ARE WHINING ABOUT GAS PRICES AND DEMANDING WE TAP THE RESERVES

– SUNNY HOSTIN IS DEMANDING TRUMP END HOMELESSNESS IN CALIFORNIA AND LOWER GAS PRICES

– WHOOPI THINKS THE ATTACK ON IRAN IS MEANT TO DISTRACT FROM THE NANCY GUTHRIE CASE

– KATHIE LEE GIFFORD HAS SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT THE VIEW

– EX NBC EXEC / MEDIA PERSONALITY IS TRYING TO SLAP RACIST LABEL ON SEC HEGSETH

– SLEEPER CELLS ARE WAKING IN CANADA – ONTARIO PM DOUG FORD IS SPEAKING ABOUT IT

More News From DC

– THE IRAN CONFLICT

 – THE AP UPDATE

 – THE FOX NEWS UPDATE

 – NBC NEWS UPDATE

– REPORT ON WOUNDED U.S. TROOPS SINCE THE ATTACK STARTED

– THREE CARGO SHIPS HIT OFF IRAN’S COAST, UK SAYS ON SHIP BURNING IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

– IRAN’S NEW LEADER LOOKS A LOT LIKE ‘FLAT STANLEY’

– RAND PAUL IS PREDICTING A DISATEROUS MIDTERM ELECTION FOR THE GOP

– TRUMP ADMIN ANNOUNCES THE FIRST NEW REFINERY IN AMERICA IN 50 YEARS

– CBS NEWS APPEARS TO FIND MASSIVE FRAUD IN CALIFORNIA’S HOSPICE PROGRAMS

– WAIT UNTIL THEY LEARN ABOUT THE CALIFORNIA HOMELESS SCAM CALLED ‘BODY BROKERING’

– KUDOS TO SARAH GONZALES FOR EXPOSING THE ‘HIVE’ SCAM IN TEXAS (ITS LIKELY EVERYWHERE)

– THERE’S MORE FROM GONZALES

– GEORGIA PRIMARY TO REPLACE M-T-G  WENT AS EXPECTED

General News

– FLYING SOMEWHERE? IT MIGHT BE FASTER TO WALK TO YOUR DESTINATION — TSA LINE IS INSANE

– EXISTING HOME SALES POST GAINS IN FEB.  (INFLATION REPORT IS COMING THIS MORNING)

– TEXAS SEN CANDIDATE TALARICO SAID GREENHOUSE GASSES ARE ANTI-CHRISTIAN

– TALARICO IS ALSO PREACHING THAT ‘CHRIST IS THE IMMIGRANT DEPORTED W/O DUE PROCESS

L.A. JUST IMPOSED A MASSIVE INCREASE IT THE UBER FEE FOR PASSENGERS FLYING OUT OF LAX

– EXXON LOOKING TO MOVE OUT OF NJ — TO TEXAS

– MIAMI HEAT’S BAM ADEBAYO SCORED 83 POINTS LAST NIGHT — ITS GOOD FOR THE SECOND-MOST IN NBA HISTORY

– LOOKING FOR ALINA HABBA? SHE’S LEFT HER HUSBAND AND NJ AND IS HEADED TO PALM BEACH, FL

– CNN WILL NEVER LIVE DOWN THIS HORRIBLE TAKE ON THE FAILED TERROR ATTACK IN NYC

 – AND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CNN ON-AIR AND ONLINE IS CRAZIER

 – ALL OF THIS MAKES BRIAN SELTZER’S RECENT COMMENT EVEN FUNNIER

Other News Catching My Eye

– GENE SIMMONS WANTS BEN STILL (AND ALL ACTORS AND COMICS) TO ‘SHUT THE F*CK UP’)

– WHAT’S THAT SMELL? SEVEN DISNEY ‘CAST MEMBERS’ SENT TO THE HOSPITAL OVER NOXIOUS ODOR

–  MEN, IS THIS PIZZA TOPING A RED FLAG TO YOUR DATE? DOES IT MEAN YOU ARE SELFISH?

– WATCH: ADAM CAROLLA’S UNFILTERED OPINION OF KATIE COURIC