National Panini Day!
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1874 – Harry Parmelee patents the sprinkler head
1934 – Federal prisoners land on Alcatraz Island
1973 – “American Graffiti” opened in theaters “Where were you in ’62?”
1984 – Ronald Reagan jokes about bombing Russia on a hot mic
1992 – The Mall of America opened in Minnesota
2014 – Robin Williams died
News and The Politics out of D.C.
HEADS UP – 10AM PRESSER – A BIG ONE
CLIPS
– NATO SEC GENERAL HAS MUCH LOVE FOR TRUMP
– LINDSEY GRAHAM SEES THE WAR IN UKRAINE ENDING ‘HONORABLY’
– THE VEEP ON UKRAINE/RUSSIA AND THE FUNDING
– JD HAS BIG PROPS FOR TRUMP AND HIS PUSH FOR PEACE
– JD VANCE ON THE REDISTRICTING (IT’S NOT GOOD FOR DEMS)
– VP VANCE WANTS ELON MUSK TO RETURN TO THE FOLD
– IL GOV PRITZKER CALLED OUT ON GERRYMANDERING BY KRISTEN WELKER? (YES)
– NY. GOV HOCHUL – CLAIMS SHE FOLLOWED THE RULES, SHANNON BREAM DISAGREES
– HOLDER: GERRYMANDERING WILL KILL DEMOCRACY, SO WE MUST GERRYMANDER TO SAVE IT
– BETO IS A POTTY MOUTH – ‘FUCK THE RULES’ — ‘WE PUNCH FIRST’
– DANA BASH COULD BARELY CONTAIN HER FAN-GIRLING WITH BERNIE SANDERS
– BUT, BASH LOOKS UPSET WITH MATT WHITAKER OVER THE IDEA OF PEACE IN UKRAINE
– MICHAEL COHEN THINKS SCHIFF AND JAMES ‘WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE’
– COHEN ALSO SAID TRUMP WAS NEVER ON EPSTEIN’S ISLAND
– ABC NEW AND JOHN BOLTON CAN’T STAND TRUMP MAKING PEACE HAPPEN
– GEORGE WILL THINKS NYC NEEDS MAMDANI TO WIN FOR THIS REASON
– A FUN FLASHBACK MONTAGE: TRUMP SAYS ‘BING BING BING’
– HHS SEC HAS A MESSAGE FOR PEOPLE — HANG OUT AT A GYM
– A (SHORT) SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM ROSIE O’DONNELL
– HEADS UP, THE WEF IS ADVOCATING A TAX ON WATER TO PAY FOR THE CLIMATE SCAM
– DR PHIL WITH BILL MAHER – AND THE SYDNEY SWEENEY THING IS STILL A THING
– TRUMP’S TRUTH SOCIAL POST ON THE DC CLEANUP
– THERE WAS ALSO A WARNING TO THE HOMELESS IN DC — LEAVE, AND DO IT NOW
General News
– BAD NEWS FOR THE TEXAS DEMS, GOV ABBOTT IS NOT GIVING UP
– MAHER AND DR PHIL ON THE REDISTRICTING
– PEOPLE IN DC REACT TO THE ‘EXTRA POLICE PRESENCE’ IN THE CAPITOL
– NY GOV DOESN’T SOUND LIKE SHE’S ENDORSING MAMDANI THE COMMIE
– CRAZY FLOODING TRAPS PEOPLE AT THE WISCONSIN STATE FAIR
– NEW TREND IN DINING? TINY MEALS (FOR PEOPLE ON THE ‘FAT JAB’)
– MONEY LAUNDERING AT THE VATICAN? WHAT’S NEXT? GAMBLING IN CASABLANCA?
– THOSE NEW AI SPEED CAMERAS WILL PUNISH MORE THAN JUST SPEEDING
– CRAZY FINISH AT THE FEDEX / ST JUDES
– ICYMI – AMERICAN REILLY OPELKA DEFEATED WORLD #8 IN CINCINNATI YESTERDAY
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Other News Catching My Eye
– BRAVO ‘STAR’ SAYS TRUMP VOTERS CAN ONLY EAT IN CRACKER BARREL
– JIMMY KIMMEL SAYS HE GOT ITALIAN CITIZENSHIP — YA KNOW, JUST IN CASE
– MAYBE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE MOVING TO ALBANIA???
– DO NOT CALL THIS BIOLOGICAL FEMALE A ‘LADY’ — SHE’S A ‘THEY-DEE’
