THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1066 – Westminster Abbey opens its doors
1861 – The territory of Colorado is established
1916 – Haiti becomes the first American protectorate (We still have a few others.)
1953 – Watson and Crick describe their theory of two DNA strands coiled in a double helix
1983 – The final episode of M*A*S*H airs…smashing tv ratings
1993 – The 51 day standoff in Waco, TX begins after four federal agents are kill trying to serve a warrant to Branch Davidian leader David Koresh
News and The Politics out of D.C.
LATEST FOX NEWS POLL IS GOOD NEWS FOR BERNIE SANDERS AND BETTER NEWS FOR THE PRESIDENT
CONGRESS EYES FUNDING THE BATTLE AGAINST COVID-19 TO THE TUNE OF 6-8 BILLION DOLLARS
HHS WHISTLEBLOWER: WORKERS WITHOUT PROTECTIVE GEAR, TRAINING MET EVACUEES
FACT CHECK: DID TRUMP FIRE CDC EXPERTS, CUT FUNDING AS DEM CANDIDATES HAVE CHARGED?
SANDERS RIPS PENCE, SAYS HIS LAST RESPONSE TO AN EPIDEMIC WAS ‘TO PRAY IT AWAY’
MEANWHILE, VP PENCE COORDINATES WITH CA AND NY GOVS AS WELL AS OTHERS
COULD THE PRESIDENT INVOKE 1950’S DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT TO FIGHT COVID-19?
REPORT: BLOOMBERG CONSIDERED YANG AS A RUNNING MATE
BIDEN TO APPEAR ON FOX NEWS SUNDAY AHEAD OF SUPER TUESDAY
OH BOY. HILLARY CLINTON’S STARTING A PODCAST
General News
ISRAELI SCIENTISTS… WE MIGHT HAVE A CORONA VIRUS VACCINE IN WEEKS
IS COVID-19 HITTING CALIFORNIA AND NY STATE? GOVS ARE MONITORING OR SELF-ISOLATING THOUSANDS
COVID-19 IS HITTING IRAN’S GOV’T HARD
STOCK MARKET SLAUGHTER CONTINUES, UNCERTAINTY IS NOT GOOD FOR THE DOW JONES
AFTER THIS MASSIVE ‘CORRECTION’ IN THE STOCK MARKET, IS IT TIME TO BUY?
“LET’S CALL IT ‘TRUMPVIRUS’ — HILLARY SUPPORTER FROM THE NY TIMES BLAMES COVID-19 ON TRUMP
COVID-19 VIRUS PATIENT’S DOG TESTS POSITIVE FOR THE VIRUS (CARRIER OR NEW PATIENT?)
uh-oh… THE POPE IS SICK A DAY AFTER SUPPORTING CORONA VIRUS SUFFERERS
AK JUDGE DENIED HUNTER BIDEN’S BID TO DELAY CHILD SUPPORT DEPOSITION…’UNLESS HIS HAIR IS ON FIRE’
CANADA TELLS FORMER ROYALS TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN SECURITY (AND, IT AIN’T CHEAP)
CALIFORNIA BILL WOULD FORCE TOY STORES TO HAVE ‘GENDER NEUTRAL’ AISLES…BECAUSE, CALIFORNIA
Strange News Catching My Eye
THE VEGETARIAN, MONKEY-FACED PRICKLEBACK FISH JUST MIGHT HELP FEED THE WORLD
CDC WARNS MEN WITH BEARDS… SHAVE THAT THING TO AVOID CORONA!
38% OF AMERICANS ARE AVOIDING CORONA BEER BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS… (THE STUPID VIRUS)
BOSTON CONSIDERS PARKING FINES BASED ON WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD…INCOME ADJUSTED
SUSPECT TURNS HERSELF IN AFTER A WOMAN WAS FOUND DEAD IN THE TRUNK OF HER CAR
FROM THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT: DON’T PUT POTATOES UP YOUR BUTT
