THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1860 – The Pony Express delivery service was launched. (When it absolutely, positively has to be there in three months.)
1930 – Ras Tafiri became emperor Halle Selassie of Ethiopia (He inspired the Rastafarian movement.)
1974 – The super-tornado outbreak hits 13 states. (Did we blame carbon for this?)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
SECURITY BREACH AT MAR A LAGO — CHINESE WOMAN WITH FOUR CELL PHONES AND MALWARE GOT IN
WILL THE PRESIDENT CLOSE THE BORDER WITH MEXICO — WE’LL SEE AFTER HE VISITS ON FRIDAY
DHS SECRETARY COMPARED BORDER CRISIS TO A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE DISASTER
TWO MORE WOMEN COME FORWARD WITH BIDEN STORIES
MRS. BIDEN WAS SPOTTED KISSING AMAZON’S JEFF BEZOS… (WHEN WILL THIS END?)
BIDEN’S ‘CREEPINESS’ PROBLEM MAY BE NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS UKRAINE PROBLEM
DC EVENT FEATURING 8 DEM CANDIDATES STARTS WITH CHANTING THE WORDS OF A COP KILLER
‘SAVE OUR STATES’ MOVEMENT HOPES TO DEFEND THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
CNN HOST SUGGESTS ‘LOCK HER UP’ CHANT IS HATE SPEECH AND SHOULD BE BANNED
HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE WANTS OVERSIGHT INTO FOX NEWS’ EDITORIAL DECISIONS
General News
IT GOT HEATED ON ‘THE VIEW’ AS MEGHAN MCCAIN AND (the ironically named) JOY BEHAR BUMPED HEADS again
MICK JAGGER TO HAVE HIS HEART SURGERY ON FRIDAY
POLICE ARREST SUSPECTED KILLER OF RAPPER NIPSEY HUSTLE
TUCKER CARLSON’S RATINGS BEAT CNN’s ENTIRE PRIME TIME LINE UP COMBINED (CNN ISN’T TAKING IT WELL)
CHICAGO’S NEW MAYOR IS LORI LIGHTFOOT — A GAY, BLACK WOMAN — A FIRST FOR THE WINDY CITY
SPACE STATION IN DANGER OF HITTING 400+ PIECES OF DEBRIS AFTER INDIA BLEW UP A SATELLITE
WOMAN MAY HAVE IRREVERSIBLE BRAIN DAMAGE FOLLOWING THREE-WEEK JUICE DIET
PROMISING RESULTS IN TESTS FOR COLON CANCER VACCINE
Strange News Catching My Eye
‘TUMBLEWEED BURGER’ SOLD AT MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME GETS RIPPED
‘CONSENT CONDOMS’ — THEY NEED TWO PEOPLE TO OPEN THE PACKAGE
WHY YES, WE HAVE ‘LEMUR YOGA’ — IT’S REAL AND I KINDA WANNA TRY IT
BRITISH SCHOOLS ARE REMOVING ANALOG CLOCKS BECAUSE TEENS CAN’T READ THEM!
