THIS DAY IN HISTORY
0771 – Charlemagne becomes the sole leader of the Frankish Europe
1783 – George Washington delivered his farewell address to his officers at Fraunces Tavern in NYC
1816 – Electors select James Monroe as the 5th President of the United States
1978 – Dianne Feinstein became San Francisco’s first female mayor (if we’re still allowed to identify genders)
1991 – American journalist Terry Anderson is released after being held hostage in Lebanon for 2454 days1993 – Frank Zappa passed away at the age of just 52
News and The Politics out of D.C.
TRUMP AT NATO — WARNING ‘DELINQUENT’ COUNTRIES TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE
TRUMP/MACRON — IT WAS A LITTLE TENSE
AS DEMS PROCEED WITH IMPEACHMENT, THE PRESIDENT WILL BE WITH NATO LEADERS
SCHIFF’S REPORT — 300 PAGES THAT WILL CHANGE THE MIND OF NOBODY
HERE’S THE AP’s ‘TAKEAWAYS’ FROM THE SCHIFF REPORT
ENTER ‘THE NADLER’ — FOUR CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYERS TO BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS TODAY (zzzzzz)
TRUMP’S TAXES: ANOTHER APPEALS COURT LOSS FOR THE PRESIDENT — SCOTUS MAY BE THE NEXT STOPS
AD: BIDEN SAYS HE DOESN’T NEED/WANT OBAMA’S ENDORSEMENT
MAYOR PETE IN HOT WATER WITH LGBTQ MAG OVER HIS SUPPORT OF THE SALVATION ARMY
WATCH AS A CHILD ASKS ELIZABETH WARREN IF SHE’LL STOP CLIMATE CHANGE
WARREN ALSO BELIEVES SHE WILL BE THE LAST PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST — KAMALA’S OUT
TRUMP TROLLED HARRIS AS SHE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE
KAMALA TROLLED BACK…’I’LL SEE YOU AT YOUR TRIAL’
THE MONOCHROMATIC NATURE OF THE TOP DEMOCRATIC 2020 CANDIDATES IS PISSING OFF PUNDITS
GOP REP DUNCAN HUNTER PLEADS GUILTY TO MISUSE OF CAMPAIGN FUNDS
DEVIN NUNES HITS CNN WITH MASSIVE LAWSUIT OVER ‘DEMONSTRABLY FALSE’ UKRAINE REPORT
General News
UH-OH, A NEW REPORT SUGGESTS THE CLINTONS WERE MUCH CLOSER TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN
GOOGLE CO-FOUNDERS ARE STEPPING DOWN (THEY STILL HOLD MORE THAN 50% OF VOTING STOCK)
CHINA’S LATEST MONITORING OF CITIZENS – WANT A NEW PHONE? WE NEED YOUR FACE ON FILE
ALSO CHINA: USING DNA FOR FACIAL MAPPING — WILL THIS EXPEDITE RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION?
CHECK THE TEMPERATURE IN HELL… WILLIE NELSON ANNOUNCED HE’S STOPPED SMOKING POT
HOLY NON-LETHAL FORCE, BATMAN! LAPD’s NEW, TETHER TOSSING DEVICE TO STOP FLEEING SUSPECTS
CREEPY: LA COP CAUGHT FONDLING A DEAD WOMAN (HIS OWN BODY CAM CAPTURED IT)
CHEW ON THIS! NEW GUM PROMISES TO HELP YOU SLEEP, MAKE YOU THINNER
BOO HOO… BRAD PITT REVEALS HE CRIES MORE THAN HE USED TO
‘THE IRISHMAN’ WINS BEST PIC NOD FROM THE NATIONAL REVIEW BOARD
Strange News Catching My Eye
HOW TO DISCUSS ‘CLIMATE CHANGE’ WITH YOUR ‘WOKE TEENAGER’
WISCONSIN TOWN BANS THROWING SNOWBALLS
SURPRISE: THE MOST POPULAR DESTINATION IN NYC…ACCORDING TO UBER
PREHISTORIC PUPPY? RUSSIA DISCOVERS AN 18,000 YR OLD POOCH IN THE PERMAFROST