Wed – December 4, 2019

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

0771 – Charlemagne becomes the sole leader of the Frankish Europe

1783 – George Washington delivered his farewell address to his officers at Fraunces Tavern in NYC

1816 – Electors select James Monroe as the 5th President of the United States

1978 – Dianne Feinstein became San Francisco’s first female mayor (if we’re still allowed to identify genders)

1991 – American journalist Terry Anderson is released after being held hostage in Lebanon for 2454 days1993 – Frank Zappa passed away at the age of just 52

News and The Politics out of D.C.

TRUMP AT NATO — WARNING ‘DELINQUENT’ COUNTRIES TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE

TRUMP/MACRON — IT WAS A LITTLE TENSE

AS DEMS PROCEED WITH IMPEACHMENT, THE PRESIDENT WILL BE WITH NATO LEADERS

SCHIFF’S REPORT — 300 PAGES THAT WILL CHANGE THE MIND OF NOBODY

HERE’S THE AP’s ‘TAKEAWAYS’ FROM THE SCHIFF REPORT

ENTER ‘THE NADLER’ — FOUR CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYERS TO BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS TODAY (zzzzzz)

TRUMP’S TAXES: ANOTHER APPEALS COURT LOSS FOR THE PRESIDENT — SCOTUS MAY BE THE NEXT STOPS

AD: BIDEN SAYS HE DOESN’T NEED/WANT OBAMA’S ENDORSEMENT

MAYOR PETE IN HOT WATER WITH LGBTQ MAG OVER HIS SUPPORT OF THE SALVATION ARMY

WATCH AS A CHILD ASKS ELIZABETH WARREN IF SHE’LL STOP CLIMATE CHANGE

WARREN ALSO BELIEVES SHE WILL BE THE LAST PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST — KAMALA’S OUT

TRUMP TROLLED HARRIS AS SHE DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE

KAMALA TROLLED BACK…’I’LL SEE YOU AT YOUR TRIAL’

THE MONOCHROMATIC NATURE OF THE TOP DEMOCRATIC 2020 CANDIDATES IS PISSING OFF PUNDITS

GOP REP DUNCAN HUNTER PLEADS GUILTY TO MISUSE OF CAMPAIGN FUNDS

DEVIN NUNES HITS CNN WITH MASSIVE LAWSUIT OVER ‘DEMONSTRABLY FALSE’ UKRAINE REPORT

General News

UH-OH, A NEW REPORT SUGGESTS THE CLINTONS WERE MUCH CLOSER TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN

GOOGLE CO-FOUNDERS ARE STEPPING DOWN (THEY STILL HOLD MORE THAN 50% OF VOTING STOCK)

CHINA’S LATEST MONITORING OF CITIZENS – WANT A NEW PHONE? WE NEED YOUR FACE ON FILE

ALSO CHINA: USING DNA FOR FACIAL MAPPING — WILL THIS EXPEDITE RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION?

CHECK THE TEMPERATURE IN HELL… WILLIE NELSON ANNOUNCED HE’S STOPPED SMOKING POT

HOLY NON-LETHAL FORCE, BATMAN! LAPD’s NEW, TETHER TOSSING DEVICE TO STOP FLEEING SUSPECTS

CREEPY: LA COP CAUGHT FONDLING A DEAD WOMAN (HIS OWN BODY CAM CAPTURED IT)

CHEW ON THIS! NEW GUM PROMISES TO HELP YOU SLEEP, MAKE YOU THINNER

BOO HOO… BRAD PITT REVEALS HE CRIES MORE THAN HE USED TO 

‘THE IRISHMAN’ WINS BEST PIC NOD FROM THE NATIONAL REVIEW BOARD

Strange News Catching My Eye

HOW TO DISCUSS ‘CLIMATE CHANGE’ WITH YOUR ‘WOKE TEENAGER’

WISCONSIN TOWN BANS THROWING SNOWBALLS

SURPRISE: THE MOST POPULAR DESTINATION IN NYC…ACCORDING TO UBER

PREHISTORIC PUPPY? RUSSIA DISCOVERS AN 18,000 YR OLD POOCH IN THE PERMAFROST