Tuesday – May 7, 2024

Roast Leg of Lamb Day / Home Brew Day

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1847 – The American Medical Association is formed in Philly

1915 – A German u-boat submarine sinks the passenger ship, Lusitania, killing 1978

1945 – Germany surrenders unconditionally
1960 – Brezhnev becomes president of the USSR
1987 – ‘Diane Chambers’ (Shelley Long) made her last appearance on ‘Cheers’

News and The Politics out of D.C.

PRESIDENT BIDEN MAKES HISTORY ON THE ECONOMY (NOT IN A GOOD WAY)

BIDEN SAYS DACA DREAMERS HAVE BEEN MODEL CITIZENS (EXCEPT FOR THE CRIMINALS)

RUSSIA HAS DETAINED AN AMERICAN SOLDIER

TRUMP TRIAL — ALVIN BRAGG FINALLY DROPS SOME DOCUMENTS – BUUUUUUT

 – WHATEVS… TRUMP HIT WITH ANOTHER $1000 FINE, THREAT OF JAIL OVER GAG ORDER

 – TRUMP SAYS HE’S BE WILLING TO GO TO JAIL OVER GAG ORDER

 – FOLLOW THE $$$ FROM THE DNC TO THE FORMER BIDEN OFFICIAL PROSECUTING TRUMP

    – KEY WITNESS NEVER SAID TRUMP ASKED HIM TO CARRY OUT ‘HUSH MONEY’ PAYMENTS

 – GREGG JARRETT – JACK SMITH CAUGHT ‘MANIPULATING EVIDENCE’ AGAINST TRUMP

MTG SIGNALS SHE WAY BACK OFF EFFORTS TO OUST SPEAKER JOHNSON

THE EPIC FALL OF KRISTI NOEM CONTINUES (STOP DIGGING, SISTER)

KAMALA REACTS TO NEWS OF HAMAS ACCEPTING CEASE-FIRE OFFER (A NEW CLASSIC HERE)

BERNIE SANDERS IS RUNNING AGAIN (IF HE WINS, BERNIE WILL BE 137 AFTER 6 YEARS)

CHINA MUTATES EBOLA VIRUS — WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

ISRAELI DEFENSE FORCES BEGIN MOVES TO TAKE RAFAH

 – TANKS ROLL TO RAFAH BORDER

General News

CAMPUS CRAZINESS

ANTI-ISRAEL PROTESTERS MARCH TOWARDS MET GALA – THE POLICE ARE THERE TOO

 PRO-HAMAS FREAKS VANDALIZE WWI MEMORIAL, BURN AMERICAN FLAG

13 FEDERAL JUDGES WON’T BE HIRING COLUMBIA LAW SCHOOL GRADS AS CLERKS

 CHATS AT NYPD – ‘OINK OINK, PIGGY PIGGY, WE WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE SH*TTY’

 MIT’s ENCAMPMENT IS JUST GARBAGE

 MEANWHILE AT HARVARD, THE CAMPERS ‘ENJOY’ OUR ANTHEM AS THEY SLEEP

MICHIGAN GOV LIGHTS THE BIRD FLU WARNING LAMP (HOW CLOSE IS THE ELECTION?)

DON’T MESS WITH AMAZON DRIVERS – ESPECIALLY IN CLEVELAND – THEY’RE PACKING

FANI WILLIS TELLS GEORGIA SENATE TO POUND SAND, SHE AIN’T TESTIFYING

DENVER WANTS PEOPLE TO HOUSE ILLEGALS (And there’s a hotline to help expedite it.)

NY STATE SENATOR ACCUSED OF RAPE (UNDER ‘ADULT SURVIVOR’S ACT)

A BUNCH OF US (LIKE 41%) THINK A CIVIL WAR IS COMING BEFORE 2030

WOKE

THE BABYLON BEE PRESENTS ‘WOKE JESUS’ (5:37 OF GENIUS)

Other News Catching My Eye

THOSE PANDAS IN THE ZOO SURE ACT A LOT LIKE DOGS

ODD BUZZING SOUND TRIGGERS BOEING TO CANCEL ROCKET LAUNCH

FINALLY – PROOF THAT TIME TRAVEL IS HERE (AND IT’S IN FLORIDA)

THE TOP 11 MOMENTS FROM THE NETFLIX ROAST OF TOM BRADY