Seis De Mayo or something
– National Beverage Day (Kinda random, no?)
– National Crepe Suzette Day (“Let’em eat crepes!”)
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1833 – John Deere developed the first steel plow
1937 – The Hindenburg Disaster – 36 people died in the crash in Lakehurst, NJ
1954 – Roger Bannister breaks the four-minute mile (3:43:13 is the current record)
1994 – Queen Elizabeth and French President Mitterrand open the Chunnel
– Paula Jones accuses Bill Clinton of sexual harassment
2004 – ‘Friends’ finale airs on NBC
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– FOLLOW UP ON THE ALCATRAZ IDEA – (TRUMP FROM THE OVAL)
– PRES TRUMP VOWS TO GET FOOD TO GAZA RESIDENTS
– THE PRESIDENT ALSO EXPLAINED THE NEW SELF-DEPORTATION PROGRAM
– TRUMP SIGNS EXEC ORDER ENDING THE FUNDING OF GAIN-OF-FUNCTION RESEARCH
– TRUMP AND KENNEDY ON REASONS FOR ENDING THIS FUNDING
– RFK JR TALKED ABOUT THE END OF GAIN OF FUNCTION
– ANNNNND, THE 2027 NFL DRAFT WILL BE HELD IN DC – TRUMP ANNOUNCED IT AT THE WH
– BORDER CZAR EXPLAINS THE COST-SAVINGS FROM SELF-DEPORTATION PROGRAM
– DHS SEC NOEM EXPLAINS HOW PAYING FOR ILLEGALS TO SELF-DEPORT SAVES US MONEY
– MICHELE OBAMA IS MAD SHE HAD TO PAY FOR FOOD IN THE WHITE HOUSE
– JASMINE CROCKETT DEPLOYS, ‘THEY ARE TRYING TO BURY US, BUT WE ARE SEEDS’
– TREASURY SEC BESSENT AT THE MILKEN INSTITUTE – SURGE IN NEW BUSINESSES
– TISH JAMES GOES ON THE OFFENSIVE – FILING ANOTHER SUIT AGAINST THE TRUMP ADMIN
– GAVIN NEWSOM RELEASES ANOTHER 2028 VIDEO
– CAN SOME AD SUBTITLES TO THE ‘MORNING JOE’ EXPLANATION OF DEPORTATIONS???
– FLASHBACK: PRICES USED TO BE TOO HIGH BECAUSE OF ‘PRICE GOUGING’
More News Out of DC
– SEC DEF HEGSETH ANNOUNCES NEW POLICY — LESS GENERALS, MORE G.I.s
– JILL BIDEN HAS A NEW GIG (ASIDE FROM THE ‘VISITING ANGELS’ THING WITH JOE)
– ED SEC LINDA McMAHON PUTS HARVARD FUNDING IN A SLEEPER HOLD
– MSNBC ISSUES A CORRECTION AFTER GUEST MADE WILD CLAIMS ABOUT KASH PATEL
– FOX NEWS’ PETER DOOCY GETS ATTACKED BY A BIRD AT THE WHITE HOUSE – AGAIN
– TRUMP SAYS GAS IS DOWN, AAA DISAGREES — WHERE IS THE PREZ GETTING THAT NUMBER?
General News
– DAY ONE OUTSIDE DAY AT DIDDY TRIAL (DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE MONEY THERE?)
– YEAH, IT’S A MESS AT NEWARK AIRPORT – I’D AVOID IT
– IT GOT EVEN CRAZIER WHEN THE COMMUNICATION WENT DOWN
– TEMPLE UNIVERSITY STUDENT SUSPENDED IN ANTISEMITIC INCIDENT IN PORTNOY’S JOINT
– BIG FOOD AIN’T HAPPY ABOUT NEW APP EXPOSING WHAT’S IN SOME UNHEALTHY SNACKS
Other News Catching My Eye
– WATCH: ELON MUSK EXPLAIN HOW THE SON IS GOING TO INCINERATE EARTH
– MET GALA COVERAGE – IF YOU MUST
– MAYBE YOU SHOULD GRAB THOSE GLASS POWER LINE INSULATORS AT THE FLEA MARKET
