National Blueberry Cheesecake Day
Countdown to the 2020 election — 161 days to go
Meme du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1868 – ANDREW JOHNSON NARROWLY AVOIDED IMPEACHMENT — BY ONE VOTE!
1946 – A PATENT FOR THE H-BOMB IS FILED
1959 – HARVEY HADDIX OF THE PITT PIRATES PITCHED 12 PERFECT INNINGS OF BASEBALL AND STILL LOST
1969 – APOLLO X RETURNED TO EARTH
1978 – THE FIRST LEGAL CASINO IN AMERICA OUTSIDE OF NEVADA OPEN IN ATLANTIC CITY
News and The Politics out of D.C.
PROJECTING OPTIMISM, THE PRESIDENT HONORED THE MILITARY ON VETERANS DAY
WH SLAPS NEW TRAVEL BAN ON NON-U.S. CITIZENS COMING FROM BRAZIL
PRESIDENT RIPS BIDEN — ‘HE DOESN’T KNOW HE’S ALIVE’ — ‘NOT MENTALLY SHARP ENOUGH’ TO BE POTUS
BIDEN REPORTEDLY SET TO MAKE RISKY ECONOMIC ARGUMENT — CLAIMS HE’S BETTER SUITED FOR RECOVERY
BIDEN SURFACED! — OUT OF THE BASEMENT FOR MEMORIAL DAY TRIBUTE
BIDEN CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS REFUSE TO DISCLOSE FUNDING — IS IT CHINA RELATED?
OH, B-T-W, HILLARY CLINTON’S MEMORIAL TWEET PRAISED GOV CUOMO AND NOT OUR MILITARY
WELL WELL WELL — ILHAN OMAR BELIEVES BIDEN’S ACCUSER (BUT, SHE’S STILL VOTING FOR JOE)
WIH MICHIGAN LOCKDOWN EXTENDED, GOV WHITMER’S HUSBAND TRIED TO GET THEIR BOAT IN THE WATER
FROM THEHILL.COM: 10 SENATE SEATS IN DANGER OF FLIPPING IN NOVEMBER
PRESIDENT TRUMP TELLS SHARYL ATTKISSON, ‘I HAVE A CHANCE TO BREAK THE DEEP STATE’
General News
UPDATES ON THE VIRUS – INCLUDING VIRGINIA’S SPIKE TWO WEEKS AFTER RE-OPENING
CDC CONFIRMS ‘REMARKABLY LOW DEATH RATE — DO YOU THINK THE MEDIA WILL COVER THIS
UNEMPLOYED IN ITALY? GOV’T WANTS YOU TO BECOME ‘SOCIAL DISTANCING SNITCHES’
SOUTH KOREA: KIM JONG UN IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH A NUCLEAR-CAPABLE SUB
NOBEL LAUREATE CLAIMS LOCKDOWN DID NOT SAVES LIVES AND MAY HAVE COST MORE
$21 MILLION DOLLAR FIELD HOSPITAL IN NY DID NOT SEE A SINGLE PATIENT
DRONES, COPS, NEW RULES ON THE BEACH — MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND’S NEW NORMAL!
NJ GOV SHUTS OFF WATER TO THE GYM DEFYING HIS ORDERS — ESCALATING THE WAR WITH THE OWNER
PANDEMIC HITTING WOMEN HARDER — STEEPER JOB LOSSES FOR FEMALES
TEAR GAS FILLS THE STREETS OF HONG KONG AS PROTESTS RETURN AND EXPAND
EU’s GREEN AGENDA DOCUMENT CALLS FOR PEOPLE TO EAT BUGS TO SAVE THE PLANET
HOLYFIELD – TYSON REMATCH? (FOR CHARITY) — THEIR COMBINED AGES = 110 YEARS
NOT SAFE TO AIR WITHOUT BLEEPS — STATEN ISLANDERS SCREAM AT NON-MASKED CUSTOMER IN STORE
Other News Catching My Eye
REPORT: HITLER’S ALLIGATOR (THE ONE THAT SURVIVE BERLIN BOMBING) DIED AT 84 YEARS OLD
‘BIG FOOT’ BEING USED TO TRY AND SELL A BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN HOME IN CALIFORNIA
THEY WANTED TO BECOME SPIDERMAN — THREE BROTHERS PROVOKE A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER
MOVE OVER MURDER HORNETS, HERE COME THE VERY HUNGRY COVID-19 ‘AGGRESSIVE RATS’
BONUS MEME
H/T Babylon Bee