Tuesday – May 21, 2024

National Waitstaff Day 
Strawberries & Cream Day
Talk Like Yoda Day (Try it, you must. Irritate co-workers, you will.)

STILL ON PARTIAL HIATUS – THE PREP IS RETURNING — I’LL BE BACK AT FULL STRENGTH IN ABOUT A WEEK OR SO – THANKS FOR ALL YOUR CONCERN – I’M GOOD.

Meme Du Jour

H/T Simon Conway

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1620 – Captain Gosnold spots island we now know as Martha’s Vineyard
1832 – Democrat party held its first national convention

1881 – The American Red Cross is founded by Clara Barton
1992 – Amy Fisher “The Long Island Lolita” is arrested for shooting Mary Joe Buttafuoco
1997 – Bird Flu killed a young boy 
2000 – President Garfield’s spine put on display in DC Museum of Health & Medicine

News and The Politics out of D.C.

USA TODAY OP-ED SAYS BIDEN CAN SAVE AMERICA FROM TRUMP BY DROPPING OUT

 – JOE PROVED USA TODAY CORRECT WITH HIS PERFORMANCE ON MONDAY

– BTW — JOE BIDEN THOUGHT HE WAS VP DURING THE PANDEMIC

ANOTHER DAY OF SHENANIGANS ON DISPLAY IN THE TRUMP TRIAL

 – WE FINALLY LEARNED THERE WAS A CRIME — BUT, IT WAS AGAINST TRUMP!

– EVEN JAKE TAPPER WAS STUNNED YESTERDAY

 – ANGRY JUDGE FLIPS OUT OVER TRUMP WITNESS, CLEARS COURTROOM

 – OLIVER STONE IS DEFENDING TRUMP???

 – HATING DONALD TRUMP WAS VERY PROFITABLE FOR MICHAEL COHEN

 – TRUMP CAMPAIGN VOWS TO SUE MAKERS OF ‘THE APPRENTICE’ MOVIE

JULIE KELLY: JUDGE CANNON TO PUT JACK SMITH ON TRIAL

GET READY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DEM’S BORDER BILL – JUST IN TIME FOR THE ELECTION

HEADS UP: SAUDI KING MAY BE ON THE WAY OUT OF THIS LIFE

FDIC CHAIRMAN TO RESIGN AMID SEXUAL HARASSMENT SCANDAL

IT IS THE ECONOMY, STUPID – AND EVEN THE WASHINGTON POST KNOWS IT

THE ICC MAY ISSUE ARREST WARRANTS FOR NETANYAHU AND IDF MINISTERS

 – AND GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE AMAL IS CONNECTED TO THIS MOVE

ISRAEL IS NOT PLEASED THE U.N. HELD A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR DEAD IRANIAN PREZ

THE BIDEN ADMIN SENT CONDOLENCES TO IRAN OVER THE ‘BUTCHER OF TEHRAN’S’ DEATH

I’M USING THIS TERM — GIMMEGRANTS

General News

D.C. POLICE CAPT SHOT AND CARJACKED ON HIS WAY TO WORK

COULD JOE MANCHIN END UP AS GOVERNOR OF WEST VIRGINIA?

CHECK OUT THE 50 LARGEST CITIES IN AMERICA AND WHICH PARTY IS RUNNING THEM

BILLIONAIRE RAINS CRASH ON UMASS GRADS – BUT THEY HAVE TO GIVE HALF AWAY

HOME AFFORDABILITY RANKED BY STATE (AND POLITICAL LEANING)

CONSUMER SPENDING IS MOVING IN SOME NEW DIRECTIONS (FAST FOOD AIN’T ONE OF THEM)

RED LOBSTER FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY — SHRIMP EVERYWHERE REJOICE

GRACELAND IN A FORCED SALE??? (Let’s remember, someone’s buried out back)

WOKE

WAIT, PHOTOGRAPHY IS RACIST??? THE ‘NEW WOKE TIMES’ SAYS SO

Other News Catching My Eye

VENEZUELA BANS CRYPTO-MINING TO SAVE THE NATION’S POWER GRID

R-I-P RAIDERS LEGEND JIM OTTO – GONE AT 86 (NEVER MISSED A GAME IN 15 SEASONS)

IS THIS THE WORST COLLEGE BASEBALL TEAM EVER? PROBABLY

SCAR-JOE (SCARLETT JOHANSSON) SAYS CHAT GPT VOICE IS TOO CLOSE TO HERS

FOR THE LAST TIME, DO NOT TAKE PICS OF THE NEW MOOSE BABIES – EVER