Baked Scallops Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1894 – Coca-Cola sold in bottles for the first time
1933 – FDR hosted first “Fireside Chat” during the Depresssion
1945 – Anne Frank died in a German concentration camp
1959 – The House joined the Senate in approving statehood for Hawaii
1968 – Oil discovered in Alaska’s Prudhoe Bay
1969 – Police execute a drug raid at the home of Beatle George Harrison
1994 – Church of England ordained women as priest
2020 – Broadway goes dark due to COVID
News and The Politics out of D.C.
FOUR PRIMARIES TODAY — BOTH TRUMP AND BIDEN COULD CROSS THE FINISH LINE TODAY
THE WHITE HOUSE TRIED TO TELL US JOE DIDN’T APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING ‘ILLEGAL’
BIDEN ASKS STAFF IF HE CAN TAKE QUESTIONS, PRESS RUSHED OUT AND VIDEO FEED GETS CUT
JOE’S MASSIVE $7.3 TRILLION DOLLAR BUDGET HAS HUGE TAX INCREASES ON EVIL WEALTHY
WAIT… BIDEN SAID WHAT? MONDAY’S BRAIN GLITCH — CALLED McCAIN HIS PREDECESSOR?
WATCH: TRUMP TALKS ABOUT ENTITLEMENT REFORM (HE MENTIONED CUTS… DEMS CHEERED)
TRUMP MENTIONS CUTTING SOCIAL SECURITY – BIDEN TEAM HAS AN AD OUT WITHIN HOURS
– FYI, JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT CUTTING SOCIAL SECURITY FOR 40 YEARS
— AND WHAT ABOUT THE BAN ON TIKTOK???
WATCH CHRIS CUOMO (THE LESSER CUOMO) PREDICT A TRUMP WIN
ELECTION INTERFERENCE? SCHIFF SUGGESTS CANDIDATE TRUMP BRIEFINGS BE RESTRICTED
ANOTHER DAY – WE LEARN MORE JAN6TH EVIDENCE WAS WITHHELD BY CHENEY AND HER COHORTS
– CASSIDY HUTCHINSON LIED UNDER OATH
ROBERT HUR TO TESTIFY AS A PRIVATE CITIZEN TODAY
MORE ON STEPHANOPOLOUS’ SHAMEGATE – HE’S BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES
‘GOLD BAR’ BOB MENENDEZ PLEADS NOT GUILTY TO A DOZEN NEW CHARGES
CNN HOST DEFENDS NANCY MACE (HE’LL LIKELY BE FIRED OR YELLED AT)
MASS LAYOFFS AT THE RNC – AT LEAST 60 PEOPLE LET GO IN THE WAKE OF NEW LEADERSHIP
REPLACING FEINSTEIN… CALIFORNIA’S SENATE RACE WILL BE A MEN-ONLY BATTLE
HAITIAN PRIME MINISTER IS STEPPING DOWN AS THE COUNTRY MELTS DOWN
General News
NYC DEMS ARE COMING AFTER PIZZA OVENS AND MATZOH OVENS (ARE THEY JUST STUPID?)
FEDERAL JUDGE KNOCKS DOWN CA’s ONE-GUN-PER-MONTH PURCHASE RESTRICTION
MONDAY’S SCARY AIRLINE VIDEO – FUEL LEAKING FROM UNITED PLANE TAKING OFF
– DOZENS INJURED AFTER FLIGHT FROM SYDNEY TO AUCKLAND DROPPED RAPIDLY
RELENTLESS CRIME IN OAKLAND FORCES TACO BELL TO CLOSE DINING ROOM
COPS IN MISSOURI ARREST TEEN GIRL AFTER BRUTAL BEATING SEEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA
AUTOMAKERS SHARING YOUR DRIVING HABITS WITH INSURANCE COMPANIES
LEGALIZING POT IS PUTTING POLICE DOGS OUT OF WORK — STATES WORKING TO ‘RETIRE’ THEM
WOKE
DEADSPIN LEARNS EXPENSIVE FAFO LESSON — EVERYONE’S FIRED, BIZ IS SOLD OFF
KANSAS JUDGE SAYS DRIVERS LICENSES WILL REFLECT SEX AT BIRTH
NY MAGAZINE SLAMMED FOR ARTICLE SAYING CHILDREN SHOULD HAVE ‘FREEDOM’ TO CHANGE SEX
ANOTHER LEGEND LOST — R-I-P ERIC CARMEN
Other News Catching My Eye
KID FLIES U.S. FLAG ON TRUCK, SCHOOL GROUSES, OTHER STUDENTS ALSO FLY OLD GLORY
PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS — TRADER JOE’S MINI SHOPPING BAGS ARE ‘A THING’ – AND FOR STUPID PRICES
HEALTH WARNING FOR DAILY WEED SMOKERS
‘RUSSIAN WARSHIP, GO F**K YOURSELF’ IS THE SUBJECT OF A TRADEMARK BATTLE???
HAVE ONE OF THOSE JAMES BOND LICENSE PLATE FLIPPERS? YOU MAY GET A VISIT FROM THE LAW
HOW DO ANIMALS REACT TO A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE? (WE DON’T KNOW YET – BUT WE WILL SOON)
