National Zucchini Bread Day
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1719 – ‘Robinson Crusoe’ is published
1859 – Work started on the 100 mile long Suez Canal (It would finish 10 years later)
1938 – A seeing eye dog is used for the first time
1947 – President Truman rolls the first game at the White House bowling alley
1956 – Elvis hit #1 with ‘Heartbreak Hotel’
1971 – Bangladesh is estaablished
1974 – The NFL adopts overtime for regular season games
News and The Politics out of D.C.
THIS MORNING’S POLLS ARE STILL ‘TOO CLOSE TO CALL’ (ARE ANY OF THESE RELIABLE?)
– IN A THREE-WAY RACE — IT’S ALL KNOTTED UP
BIDEN’S LATEST ‘RON BURGUNDY’ MOMENT IN SCRIPTED CAMPAIGN EVENT
JOE SIGNED THE FOREIGN AID BILL THAT ALSO WOULD FORCE SALE OF TIKTOK
– BIDEN CAMPAIGN WILL CONTINUE USING TIKTOK
– TIKTOK WILL SUE – WHAT ARE THEIR CHANCES?
SCOTUS TO HEAR ARGUMENTS OVER PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY TODAY
– TRUMP WON’T BE THERE – NYC JUDGE WON’T ALLOW IT
KAMALA’S SECRET SERVICE DETAIL IS PHYSICALLY FIGHTING AMONG ITSELF
AFTER BILL BARR ENDORSED TRUMP, TRUMP RESPONDED IN HILARIOUS FASHION
BIDEN ADMIN HAS BANNED GAS STOVES AND APPLIANCES IN FEDERAL BUILDINGS
AND, JUST LIKE THAT, CHINA IS LEADING THE WORLD IN BUILDING NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS
HAMAS RELEASES VIDEO OF AN AMERICAN BEING HELD HOSTAGE
General News
CAMPUS RIOTS / ANTI-ISRAEL PROTESTS
– TEXAS AIN’T PLAYING AND NEITHER IS USC
– NYPD CHIEF SWARMED BY ANTI-ISRAEL PROTESTERS
– SPEAKER JOHNSON CALLS FOR COLUMBIA PRESIDENT TO RESIGN
– ALEC BALDWIN HARASSER AND ANTI-ISRAEL PROTESTER APPEARS WITH PIERS MORGAN
MEANWHILE, THE ILLEGALS ARE STILL FIGHTING ON THE STREETS OF NYC
AZ PASSES BILL REPEALING ANCIENT (1864) ABORTION BAN
THE CHICAGO BEARS ONLY WANT $5BIL IN TAXPAYER MONEY FOR A NEW STADIUM
GOOGLE BOOTED MORE PROTESTERS AFTER CEO SIT-IN
SEINFELD SAYS MOVIE BUSINESS IS ‘OVER’
FB/META LOST ALMOST $4B ON THE METAVERSE – JUST IN THE FIRST QUARTER
TEX-MEX RESTAURANT CHAIN CLOSES 11 LOCATIONS IN 4 STATES, FILES FOR CHAPTER 11
WOKE
DO YOU PUT PLASTIC BAGS IN THE ‘RECYCLING’ BIN AT WALMART? GUESS WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM?
TATTOOED TIKTOKER BELIEVES SHE WAS NOT HIRED BY STORE BECAUSE OF HER ‘INK’
ANTI-GUN ACTIVIST SAYS TEACHERS CAN’T BE TRUSTED WITH GUNS
NEXT STOP? 4RD FLOOR?
Other News Catching My Eye
110-YR-OLD NJ MAN LIVES ON HIS OWN, STILL DRIVES AND IS OFFERING TIPS ON LONGEVITY
OH NO… RYAN SEACREST HAS SPLIT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
GOT YOUR HAT FOR THE KENTUCKY DERBY? FIREBALL HAS A SUGGESTION FOR YOU
IRAN SENTENCES RAPPER TO BE HANGED FOR ANTI-HIJAB SONG
CELINE DION IS TALKING ABOUT HER MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS AND HOPING FOR A MIRACLE
