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Meme Du Jour

We asked “What’s his prison nickname?” (Van Hollen Tunnel was the winner.)
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1790 – Ben Franklin passed away (he was 84)
1861 – Virginia secedes from the Union, the eighth state to do so
1875 – Sir Neville Chamberlain invents the game of Snooker
1907 – Ellis Island set a record – 11,747 immigrants were processed (5k was typical)
1937 – Daffy Duck makes his debut in ‘Porky’s Duck Hunt’
1964 – Ford debuts the Mustang at the World’s Fair
1969 – Sirhan Sirhan is convicted of assassinating Robert F. Kennedy
1970 – Apollo 13 returned to earth — it almost did not
1979 – Absolut Vodka arrived in the U.S.
2002 – ‘General Hospital’ airs its 10,000th episode
2020 – Land-O-Lakes butter announces its removing the Native American woman from the box
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– TRUMP HOLY WEEK DINNER – ‘IT WILL ALWAYS BE IN GOD WE TRUST’
– FRANKLIN GRAHAM DELIVERED THE PRAYER AT THE HOLY WEEK DINNER
– THE PRESIDENT MEETS WITH PATTY MORIN (RACHEL’S MOM) IN THE OVAL OFFICE
– PATTY MORIN’S ENTIRE PRESENTATION IN THE PRESS ROOM (EVERY DEM SHOULD SEE)
– AT THE END, PATTY MORIN IMPLORES THE MEDIA TO ‘TELL THE TRUTH’
– MEANWHILE, MORIN’S SENATOR IS MAKING TRAVEL PROMO VIDEOS FOR EL SALVADOR
– REP JAMIE RASKIN IS ALSO SUPPORTING VAN HOLLEN’S ‘MISSION’
– BORDER CZAR HOMAN HAS SOME ADVICE FOR SEN VAN HOLLEN
– FACTS: VOTERS AREN’T RUNNING AWAY FROM OR REGRETTING THEIR TRUMP VOTE
– CNN PANEL APPEARS TO BE WAKING UP (A LITTLE) ON THE ‘MARYLAND MAN’
– SCOTT JENNINGS VS DEM REP GARCIA (IT WASN’T A FAIR FIGHT)
– THREAD: LINDA McMAHON SCHOOLS KASIE HUNT ON WHY NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS
– FLASHBACK TO NY AG LETITIA JAMES BEING SWORN IN
– YOU NEED TO SEE HOW JAMES RESPONDED TO HER POSSIBLE LEGAL PROBLEMS
– BIDEN ON HIS INTERACTION WITH PEOPLE OF COLOR — THEN AND NOW
More News Out of DC
– CHECK OUT THE CRIME REPORTS FILED BY THE WIFE OF THE ‘MARYLAND MAN’
– EL SALVADOR DENIES SEN VAN HOLLAND ACCESS TO PRISON / PRISONERS
– DOJ RELEASES DOSSIER ON THE GANG TIES OF THE ‘MARYLAND MAN’
– CARVILLE WANTS DEMS TO CONTINUE WITH THIS CRUSADE
– PRESIDENT TRUMP IS PERSONALLY INVOLVED IN TRADE DEAL TALKS WITH JAPAN
– NO COUNTRY HAS MADE A TRADE DEAL YET – WE’RE OFFERING A ‘FIRST MOVER’ INCENTIVE
– TRUMP SIGNED EXEC ORDER BARRING ILLEGALS FROM SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS
– TREASURY SEC TO CEOS – STOP WORRYING
– SOOOO, HOW MUCH HAVE WE COLLECTED IN TARIFF MONEY???
– CHINA IS PAUSING BOOKING MASSIVE FREIGHT SHIPS
– DHS SEC CANCELS $2.7 MIL IN GRANTS TO HARVARD
– UK SUPREME COURT GETS IT RIGHT ON THE TRANS MAN ISSUE
General News
– GAYLE KING IS NOT PLEASED SHE’S BEING CALLED AN ‘ASTRO-NOT’
– KATY PERRY HAS THOUGHTS ON THIS ‘JOURNEY’
– THE STORY OF KARMELO ANTHONY’S ‘VICTIMHOOD’ MAY INFURIATE SOME
– FIREBALL LIGHTS UP THE NEW MEXICO SKY
– UK COPS FORCED TO ATTEND TRAINING ON HOW TO ACCEPT THEIR WHITE PRIVILEGE
Other News Catching My Eye
– WELL WELL WELL, WOMEN ACTUALLY WANT SORORITIES TO BE FREE OF MEN
– MASSIVE SQUID CAUGHT ON CAMERA (CAN YOU IMAGINE STUMBLING ON THIS THING?)
– MICHIGAN TOWN UNITES TO MOVE AN ENTIRE BOOKSTORE, ONE BOOK AT A TIME