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Meme Du Jour
RFK Jr does not look too thrilled about eating McDonald’s
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1307 – William Tell reportedly shot an apple off his kid’s head using a bow & arrow
1626 – St Peter’s Basilica in Rome is consecrated
1865 – Mark Twain publishes his first story in the NY Saturday Press
1883 – Railroads created the first time zones
1906 – Anarchists bomb St Peter’s Basilica in Rome
1928 – Mickey Mouse makes his screen debut in “Steamboat Willie”
1963 – Touch-tone phones started replacing dial phones in America
1966 – American Catholics are no longer required to avoid eating meat on Fridays
1978 – Mass Suicide in Jonestown (Also the origin of “Don’t drink the Kool-Aid)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– SNL OPEN — THE OVAL OFFICE MEETING — FUNNY OR NO?
– VIVEK IS TAKING ABOUT MAJOR CUTS TO MASSIVE GOV’T
– JOE AND MIKA ON HOW IT STARTED AND WHERE IT IS TODAY
– DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ IS LOSING IT OVER TULSI GABBARD’S NOMINATION
– ’60 MINUTES’ HAS SHIFTED FOCUS INTO FULL ATTACK MODE ON TRUMP’S CABINET
– TRUMP’S ENERGY SECRETARY, CHRIS WRIGHT — A SOLID PICK ((IMHO)
– SPEAKER JOHNSON ON WHY MATT GAETZ IS SUCH A GREAT PICK BY TRUMP
– SCHIFF STILL SELLING TRUMP / RUSSIA COLLUSION STORY
– DEPUTY DEF SEC LAUGHS WHEN JON STEWART BRINGS UP FAILED PENTAGON AUDITS
– BILL ACKMAN WITH MEGYN KELLY ON PETE HEGSETH (START AT 2:04)
– CNN PANEL SEES TRUMP AT UFC LIKE ‘ANCIENT ROME, EMPEROR ENTERING COLISEUM’
– TRUMP DANCE VIDEO THAT’S BURNING UP THE SOCIALS
– TRUMP AND HIS ‘AVENGERS’ ENTER MSG FOR THE BIG UFC EVENT SATURDAY NIGHT
– UFC CHAMP JOHN JONES HANDS HIS TITLE BELT TO TRUMP
– CHARLES BARKLEY TELLS DEMS TO ‘SHUT THE F*CK UP’
– STEPHEN A SMITH TAKES OPRAH APART
– WHY YOU’LL NEVER SEE GERALDO AT MAR-A-LAGO
– BETTE MIDLER RECALLED WHEN GERALDO DRUGGED AND GROPED HER
MORE NEWS OUT OF DC
– McCONNELL MAY BE TRYING TO MESS WITH TRUMP’S CABINET PICKS
– IS BIDEN TRYING TO START WWIII? THIS MOVE MAKES ME NERVOUS
– WAIT, HOW MUCH DID OPRAH GET PAID BBY KAMALA??? (IT WAS MORE THAN $1M)
– POLLSTER WHO TOTALLY BLEW IT ON IOWA CALL IS RETIRING
– BRENDAN CARR WILL LEAD TRUMP’S FCC (HE’S ALREADY INSIDE)
– JOE MANCHIN SAYS AMERICA NEEDS A THIRD PARTY
– I’M THINKING THE NFL MIGHT NOT APPROVE OF ALL THIS TRUMP DANCING
General News
– ALSO IN NYC — UFC FIGHTER JIM MILLER PAYS TRIBUTE TO ‘PEANUT’
PRESTIGIOUS NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY OULAWS ‘FAT JOKES’
U.S. OBESITY LEVELS ARE NOT GOOD
UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND TO OFFER COURSE IN ‘FAT STUDIES’
Other News Catching My Eye
ICYMI – MIKE TYSON ADMITTED (POST-FIGHT) THAT HE HAS A ‘BITING FIXATION’
– ALSO, JAKE PAUL GIVING TRUMP AND CO. LOVE WITHOUT SAYING HIS NAME
NO, EVA LONGORIA DIDN’T MOVE OUT OF THE U.S. BECAUSE TRUMP WON
WOULD YOU PAY $12,000 TO CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR WITH A SURGICAL PROCEDURE?