Monday – March 2, 2020

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1780 – Pennsylvania became the first state in the union to abolish slavery

1836 – Texas declared its independence from Mexico

1877 – Rutherford B. Hayes was declared President by an Electoral Commission — the first an only time this has happened in America 

1962 – The 76ers center, Wilt Chamberlin scored an astounding 100 points in a single NBA game

1966 – Less than two years after it debuted, the one millionth Ford Mustang rolled off the assembly line

2008 – Dimitri Medvedev (a guy who previously never ran for office in Russia) wins the presidency by a landslide. Former President Putin slides over to the office of Prime Minister. (No, nothing squishy here…)

News and The Politics out of D.C.

OBAMA REPORTEDLY CALLED BIDEN AFTER HIS SOUH CAROLINA VICTORY

MAYOR PETE IS OUT OF THE RACE

PRESIDENT TRUMP ON MAYOR PETE’S WITHDRAWAL, ‘DEMS TAKING BERNIE OUT OF PLAY’

ONE BILLIONAIRE BAILED OUT OF THE DEM RACE, ANOTHER KEEPS MARCHING FORWARD

SOME APPLAUDED BLOOMBERG, OTHERS TURNED THEIR BACKS ON HIM DURING ALABAMA CHURCH SPEECH

KLOBUCHAR CAMPAIGN EVENT CANCELLED THANKS TO BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTEST

PRESIDENT TRUMP ADDRESSED CPAC AND DID NOT DISAPPOINT THOSE WATCHING

VIDEO FROM CPAC — TRUMP BRUTALLY (AND HILARIOUSLY) MOCKED BLOOMBERG’S HEIGHT 

NORTH KOREA REPORTEDLY FIRED TWO SMALL MISSILES INTO THE SEA… JAPAN REPORTS NO DAMAGE

U.S. AND TALIBAN SIGN A PEACE AGREEMENT — TROOP WITHDRAWAL COULD BE NEXT

MEANWHILE, BIDEN’S SON HUNTER TOLD TO BE IN COURT, ‘UNLESS YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE’

BOYCOTT BUSTER? AZ MEXICAN RESTAURANT GETS A FIVE-STAR REVIEW FROM THE PRESIDENT

General News

CONFIRMED CASES OF COVID-19 IN THE U.S. JUMPED BY TWO DOZEN FROM FRIDAY

NYC REPORTS FIRST COVID-19 CASEFLORIDA HAS TWO KNOWN INFECTED PEOPLE, PUBLIC EMERGENCY DECLARED

THE AP FACT-CHECKED THE DEMS — DID THE TRUMP ADMIN CUT FUNDING TO THE CDC?

FIVE PARTS OF THE ECONOMY MOST AT RISK THANKS TO THE VIRUS

W.H.O. CHIEF SAYS FINANCIAL MARKETS ‘SHOULD CALM DOWN AND TRY TO SEE THE REALITY’

THE GOOD NEWS… AIR QUALITY IN CHINA IS IMPROVING THANKS TO LOWERED FACTORY ACTIVITY

AMAZON BANNED MORE THAN A MILLION FAKE PRODUCTS RELATED TO CORONA VIRUS / COVID-19

THE LOUVRE WAS CLOSED ON SUNDAY AS WORKERS WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE VIRUS

COULD ‘MARCH MADNESS’ GAMES BE PLAYED WITHOUT FANS IN THE STANDS??? MAAAAYBE

OPRAH TAKES A TUMBLE ON STAGE WHILE TALK ABOUT ‘BALANCE’ (SHE SEEMS TO BE OK)

SAY GOOD BYE TO ‘JUDGE JUDY’ — AND SAY HELLO TO ‘JUDY JUSTICE’

MSNBC’s ELDER STATESMAN, CHRIS MATTHEWS WITH ANOTHER ON-AIR EMBARRASSING COMMENT

ALSO MATTHEWS: A FORMER MSNBC GUEST CLAIMED ‘TINGLES’ MADE ‘INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS’ TO HER

Strange News Catching My Eye

A WEEK AGO, WE DIDN’T KNOW HER… SPIELBERG’S DAUGHTER ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

‘WHEEL OF FORTUNE’ CONTESTANT SOLVED THE PUZZLE WITH ONLY TWO LETTERS EXPOSED

COPS DISCOVER A 25-YR-OLD ALLIGATOR LIVING IN OHIO MAN’S BASEMENT

HUMANS ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO TALK DURING SEX, COCONUT CRABS ARE ‘CHATTY’ LOVERS