Monday – January 29, 2024

National Corn Chip Day

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1820 – King George III died (probably of embarrassment after we kicked his butt)
1861 – Kansas becomes the 34th state in our Union
1892 – Coca-Cola is incorporated in Atlanta, GA
1936 – Baseball Hall of Fame elects its first members
1964 – “Dr Strangelove” premiered 
1978 – Sweden is the first to ban aerosol cans (ya know, to save the planet)
1979 – Jimmy Carter commutes Patty Hearst’s sentence
1984 – President Reagan announces he is running for a second term
2002 – GW Bush describes Ira, Iraq and North Korea as “Axis of Evil”

News and The Politics out of D.C.

BIDEN VOWS RESPONSE AFTER THREE AMERICANS KILLED IN JORDAN, 30+ INJURED

 CONGRESSIONAL HAWKS WANT US TO HIT IRAN HARD

HOW IN THE HELL DOES ILHAN OMAR KEEP HER JOB??? (THIS FEELS LIKE TREASON TO ME)

JOE REFERS TO TRUMP AS THE ‘SITTING PRESIDENT’ DURING SC GAFFEFEST

 – WHAT IS HE SAYING??? SERIOUSLY.

 – ‘IF I WERE SMART, I’D SAY THANK YOU AND LEAVE’ (BUT HE’S NOT SMART)

 – SNICKER BAR??? SHRINKFLATION / GREEDFLATION

DEMS PLANNING SUPER-FUNDRAISER WITH OBAMA, CLINTON AND BIDEN

BIDEN BLAMES GOP, CONGRESS FOR BORDER CRISIS – ELON MUSK CALLS HIM OUT

WATCH: KRISTI NOEM SCHOOLS DANA BASH ON WHO SCREWED UP THE BORDER

FRIDAY NEWS DUMP – DECEMBER’S BORDER NUMBERS WERE MASSIVE, ANOTHER RECORD

HOUSE GOP RELEASES IMPEACHMENT DOCUMENTS FOR DHS SEC MAYORCAS

FORGET ‘SWING STATES’ — WORRY ABOUT ‘SWIFT STATES’ — TAY TAY MIGHT BE 2024 KEY

SNL MOCKED TRUMP FOR USING TERM ‘DE-BANKED’ (BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T KNOW IT)

    – 2015  – SNL TRIED TO MOCK TRUMP – THE SKETCH WAS ACCURATE

SNOOP DOGG WANTS TRUMP TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

NIKKI HALEY’S HOME SWATTED – CLAIMS POLICE HAD GUNS DRAWN ON HER PARENTS

TRUMP LAWYERS TO APPEAL E JEAN CARROLL AWARD USING ‘CONFLICT OF INTEREST’

 – ALINA HABBA’S BREASTS MOCKED BY GEORGE CONWAY – MSNBC ANALYST DEFENDS HER

FLASHBACK: REMEMBER WHEN BIDEN WANTED ALL IMMIGRANTS TO LEARN ENGLISH?

WE ACTUALLY BOUGHT ALASKA USING A CHECK — AND YOU CAN SEE IT HERE

ISRAEL / HAMAS

ISRAEL SAYS MORE UN EMPLOYEES ADMIT TO HELPING HAMAS ON OCT 7TH

CEASE-FIRE TALKS ARE GOING ON RIGHT NOW — WILL IT HAPPEN? HOSTAGES?

General News

CHICAGO DEMS WANT CITY TO DROP ‘SANCTUARY’ STATUS

KING CAKES STOLEN FROM NOLA BAKERY IN A VERY NOLA WAY

MOST PREDICTABLE POLL QUESTION FINDS MOST OF US THINK TAXES ARE TOO HIGH

CLAY TRAVIS V. ALYSSA MILANO CHESS GAME — SO FAR CLAY IS LEADING (IN MY BOOK)

BILL MAHER AND SETH McFARLAND SPAR OVER MEDIA, FAKE NEWS, ETC.

UNIDENTIFIED DRONE TEMPORARILY HALTS CHIEFS/RAVENS NFL PLAYOFF GAME

GHISLAINE MAXWELL REPORTEDLY WRITING TELL-ALL BOOK IN PRISON

SBF’s SENTENCING IS 59 DAYS AWAY (H/T WSJ EDITORIAL CONTRIBUTOR, GREGG OPELKA)

WOKE

ENVIRONMENTAL NUT JOBS TOSS SOUP ON THE MONA LISA (IT’S PROTECTED)

DID YOU REALLY THINK LIA THOMAS WAS GOING TO GIVE UP ON THE OLYMPICS???

Other News Catching My Eye

WAIT, BEN SHAPIRO HAS A #1 HIT AND IT’S A HIP HOP THING? (W/TOM McDONALD)

FROM THE WEEKEND: JIMMY FAILLA INTERVIEWS LARRY KUDLOW

THIS SHOULD BE FUN – MINNESOTA IS VOTING FOR SNOW PLOW NAMES

DIDJA SEE THE SPURS MASCOT CATCH A BAT WITH A NET?