Monday – August 12, 2019

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1851 – ISAAC SINGER GETS A PATENT FOR HIS SEWING MACHINE

1865 – SURGERY GOT SAFER AS JOSEPH LISTER STARTED USING ANTISEPTIC!

1935 – FDR SIGNED THE SOCIAL SECURITY BILL INTO LAW

1981 – IBM INTRODUCED THE COMPANY’S FIRST PERSONAL COMPUTER

2004 – NJ’s GOV JIM MCGREEVEY ANNOUNCED HE WAS STEPPING DOWN

News and The Politics out of D.C.

EPSTEIN — GUARDS WERE REPORTEDLY WORKING OVERTIME, NOT PAYING ATTENTION

‘HEAD MUST ROLL!’ OUTRAGE IS BOILING OVER FOLLOWING REPORTS OF EPSTEIN SUICIDE

YES, BILL CLINTON’S NAME WAS IN THE 2000 PAGES OF DOCUMENTS RELEASED THE DAY BEFORE

TRUMP RE-TWEETS A CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT CLINTONS AND EPSTEIN DEATH…MEDIA FREAKED

LAWYERS: EPSTEIN’S ACCUSERS WILL SUE HIS ESTATE

FROM 2016: CBS POSTED A LIST OF MYSTERIOUS DEATHS TIED TO THE CLINTONS

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2020 RACE

COULD YOU KEEP YOUR JOB IF YOU ONLY SHOWED UP 25% OF THE TIME…40%, 44% OR 45%

BIDEN’S LATEST GAFFE: HE WAS VICE PRESIDENT WHEN PARKLAND SHOOTING HAPPENED

THE PRESIDENT RESPONDED TO BIDEN’S POOR KIDS GAFFE…HE’S ‘NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK’

WARREN’S GUN PLAN INCLUDES HOLDING MANUFACTURERS LIABLE IN SHOOTING CASES

BERNIE’S STAFFERS ACCUSED OF SHOVING MEMBERS OF THE PRESS

BETO ASKED, ARE TRUMP SUPPORTERS RACIST? HIS ANSWER…

DEM CANDIDATES ARE SCRAMBLING TO QUALIFY FOR THE NEXT DEBATE

WHICH CANDIDATE CALL TRUMP ‘A FAT SLOB’ AND CHALLENGED HIM TO A PUSH-UP CONTEST?

BILL MAHER IS DOUBLING DOWN ON THE NEED TO RUIN THE ECONOMY TO “UNELECT’ TRUMP

‘THE MOOCH’ IS TALKING ABOUT THE GOP REPLACING TRUMP FOR THE 2020 ELECTION

DISGRACED CYCLIST LANCE ARMSTRONG RUDELY INSULTS VP PENCE — TWITTER FIRED BACK

General News

AMERICAN MARINE KILLED IN IRAQ OVER THE WEEKEND IS IDENTIFIED
HONG KONG PROTESTERS GET TEAR GASSED BY POLICE

GOOD GUY WITH A GUN TAKES OUT AN ARMED HOME INTRUDER

ANOTHER VIOLENT WEEKEND IN CHICAGO, MSM FOCUSED ON IOWA STATE FAIR, TRUMP HATING

HERE ARE THE STATS ON THE WEEKEND’S MASS SHOOTINGS IN CHICAGO

CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION? FEDS INVESTIGATE AFTER TRANS ATHLETES SMOKE THE COMPETITION

FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR MAKING A TERRORIST THREAT AGAINST WALMART

HOLLYWOOD PULLS ‘THE HUNT’ MOVIE (I’M BETTING IT GETS RELEASED… EVENTUALLY)

Strange News Catching My Eye

MAN EATS ALMOST 300 DIFFERENT PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS IN A YEAR…ANNOUNCED HIS FAV

HOW TO SAVE THE PLANET — BRAZIL’S PRESIDENT SAYS WE SHOULD POOP EVERY OTHER DAY

HELICOPTER MOMS ARE ENABLING CRAZY ACTIONS BY YOUNG ADULTS IN THE WORKPLACE

THIRSTY AND ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY MONKEY VIDEO GOES VIRAL WITH GOOD REASON

‘REFORMED KETCHUP THIEF’ GETS A SWEET RESPONSE FROM HEINZ