Good Friday
National Animal Crackers Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1906 – Massive earthquake killed thousands, toppled buildings in San Francisco
1921 – Canada votes for Prohibition to take effect on July 19, 1921
1923 – Yankee Stadium opened in the Bronx (Babe hit a 3-run homer that day)
1968 – The London Bridge was sold to an American and eventually brought to AZ
1983 – Suicide bomber kills 63 at U.S. embassy in Beirut, Lebanon (17 were Americans)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP IN THE OVAL AFTER BEING BRIEFED ON THE SITUATION AT FSU
– TRUMP: JIMMY CARTER DIED A HAPPY MAN (YES, IT’S A BIDEN JOKE)
– PRES TRUMP ON WHAT CAUSED THE MASS SHOOTING IN FL (IT WASN’T THE GUN)
– A REPORTER ASKED TRUMP ABOUT THE REVIEW OF BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP
– ASKED ABOUT JEROME POWELL’S FUTURE, THE PRESIDENT WAS CLEAR, ‘HE’LL LEAVE’
– SEN VAN HOLLEN IS NOW TRIPLING DOWN ON HIS EL SALVADOR MISSION
– EL SALVADOR REMAINS STEADFAST, VAN HOLLEN REMAINS PISSED
– TOM HOMAN FACES OFF WITH CNN’s KAITLIN COLLINS OVER THE ‘MARYLAND MAN’
– ELIZABETH WARREN KEEPS PUMPING THE FEAR PORN ON AMERICANS BEING DISAPPEARED
– TIM WALZ JOINS THE CHORUS OF DEMS CHOOSING TERRORISTS OVER AMERICANS
– THE DAILY CALLER VISITED THE PLACES TISH JAMES CALLS HOME (SHE WAN’T THERE)
– RFK JR EXPLAINS WHAT HE’S DOING TO LEARN WHY AUTISM IS SPIKING
– DOES THIS MEAN DEMS MAY RUN A ‘CLOONEY – STEPHEN A SMITH’ TICKET?
– OR IS STEPHEN A. GONNA BE ATOP THE TICKET? HE WON’T RULE IT OUT
– HARRY ENTEN SHARES MORE SURPRISING NEWS ON THE RISING DEPORTATION SENTIMENT
More News Out of DC
– SCOTUS TO HEAR ARGUMENTS ON BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP QUESTION
– VAN HOLLEN MEETS WITH HIS ‘MARYLAND MAN’ IN EL SALVADOR
– BIDEN’S ‘SECRET’ VISIT TO HARVARD — IT DIDN’T GO WELL, ICE CREAM WAS DROPPED
– HOW MUCH DID JOE GET PAID FOR HIS CHICAGO SPEECH?
– DO WE REALLY BELIEVE RAHM EMANUEL WARNED DEMS ABOUT BIDEN’S BRAIN?
– U.S. AMBASSADOR TO JAPAN IS OPTIMISTIC A TARIFF DEAL WILL BE REACHED
– ARE CHINESE SATELLITES HELPING HOUTHIS TARGET U.S. SHIPS?
– UKRAINE REPORTEDLY SIGNED OUTLINE FOR RARE EARTHS DEAL WITH THE U.S.
General News
– MASS SHOOTING AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY – THE LATEST UPDATES FROM THE AP
– FATHER OF SLAIN TEEN SHOWS UP AT ACCUSED KILLER’S PRESS EVENT, GETS BOOTED
– SCHOOLS ARE TEACHING HIGH SCHOOLERS HOW TO GET MORE SLEEP
– HONESTLY, WE DON’T DESERVE DOGS — RANCH DOG REPORTEDLY RESCUES LOST 2-YR-OLD
– WE’RE ALREADY SPECULATION WHO WILL BE THE NEXT SPACE TOURISTS (KIM, KOURTNEY, KHLOE?)
Other News Catching My Eye
– FOUR YEAR OLD PIANO VIRTUOSO?
– ROB LOWE CALLS OUT HOLLYWOOD TOUR GUIDE FOR CALLING HIM JOHN STAMOS
– ‘I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE!’ – HALEY JOEL OSMENT ARRESTED IN COLORADO
– ‘JOBU’ FROM THE MOVIE ‘MAJOR LEAGUE IS BACK AND HELPING AN NHL TEAM
– DAVID BLAINE’S NEWEST TRICK??? HE’S REAPPEARING (ONLY TO LIKELY DISAPPEAR)