First Day of Autumn (And a STRANGE group of “Days” to celebrate)
– Redhead Appreciation Day
– National Great American Pot Pie Day
– Restless Leg Awareness Day
– Intl Day of Sign Languages (The finger speaks volumes)
– ‘Celebrate Bisexuality Day’ (IS THIS REALLY A THING?)
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1806 – Lewis and Clark return to St Louis after three years on the road
1846 – The planet Neptune is discovered
1875 – Billy The Kid arrested for the first time
1969 – ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’ opens in theaters
1973 – 18 years after being overthrown, Juan Peron is re-elected president of Argentina
2002 – The first public version of the Firefox browser is released as ‘Phoenix’
2008 – A WV man was charge with battery for farting on a cop
2020 – ‘Uncle Ben’s Rice’ gets a woke makeover, and Uncle Ben is retired

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– TRUMP ARRIVES AT THE UN AND FINDS CNN WAITING FOR HIM
– A CLEAR MESSAGE WAS SENT TO IRAN — THEY HAVE A CHOICE
– SUPER INTELLIGENCE? TRUMP RE-BRANDS A-I
– WHAT ABOUT THE ANTI-AI PEOPLE? TRUMP TIED THEM TO VARIOUS HOAXES
– MEXICO WAS SINGLED OUT BY PRESIDENT TRUMP
– THE PRESIDENT DELIVERED A POSITIVE CLOSING MESSAGE TO THE UNGA
– TRUMP ON CUBA AND A NEW, UNUSUAL ASSIGNMENT FOR RUBIO
– THE PRESIDENT CHAIRED A MEETING OF THE ‘SHIELD OF THE AMERICAS’
– THERE WAS A MOMENT OR TWO WITH ZELENSKYY
– DANISH PM GIVES TRUMP SOME MAJOR PROPS AFTER SIGNING DEFENSE PACT
– TRUMP ASKED IF RELATIONS WITH THE UK WERE DOWN
– SOMEONE TOLD KAMALA TO REPEAT ‘AN ATTACK ON MATERNAL CARE’
– THERE WAS ALSO A WORD SALAD SERVED BY KAMALA
-THE FORMER VEEP ALSO THINKS CLEANING UP VOTER ROLLS IS ‘CHEATING’
– ‘TOO BIG TO RIG’ — WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE
– KAMALA FLASHBACK: 2019 WHEN SHE WAS TALKING GOV’T CONFISCATION
– SCOTT GALLOWAY SAYS KAMALA IS A BAD IDEA FOR PRES BUT, SCOTUS? (OH NO)
– THE VP IS EXPOSING A WHOLE BUNCH OF FRAUD AND ENDING IT
– VANCE ALSO TROLLED CNN AND POLITICO — UST A LITTLE
– BERNIE SANDERS THINKS ICE IS A NATIONAL DISGRACE (CHECK CRIME RATES, SIR)
– SEN DUCKWORTH ADMITS DEMS UNDER BIDEN DIDN’T MAKE LIFE BETTER
– EL-SAYED GOES OFF ON A REPORTER ASKING ABOUT ‘UNCOMMITTED’
– PRITZKER IS RUNNING IN 2028 AND PANDERING TO MUSLIMS RIGHT NOW
– ANA NAVARRO JUST CAN’T GET OVER TRUMP’S WINS, EVER
– JUDGE JUDY LOVES AMERICA — IF YOU DON’T LOVE IT TOO, GET OUT
– UNGA FLASHBACK: 2024 WHEN THE HAITIAN REP TRIED TO DRINK FROM A PITCHER

More News From DC
– TRUMP WHITE HOUSE BAN ON CNN, MS-NOW, POLITICO GOES TO COURT TODAY
– MIDTERM COUNTDOWN AND SOME BEST CASE SCENARIOS ON BOTH SIDES
– GOP VOICES GETTING LOUDER ABOUT IRAN WAR – MIKE ROGERS WANTS IT TO END
– POLL SAYS AMERICA THINKS COUNTRY HEADED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
– CANADA KILLED MORE PEOPLE WITH ‘MEDICINE’ THAN GUNS KILLED PEOPLE HERE
– IS ANYONE SURPRISED THAT KARA SWISHER WANTS OUT OF CNN NOW?

General News
– FROM THE BAY AREA TO NYC? SILICON VALLEY MOVING TO SILICON ALLEY?
– SOME GLP-1 USERS ARE EXPERIENCING SERIOUS EYE PROBLEMS
– ARE THERE RISKS TO STOPPING GLP-1 DRUGS?
– DOLLY PARTON’S ESTATE SPARKS FAMILY WRANGLING (ARE WE SURPRISED?)
– ‘THE VIEW’S’ SARAH HAINES WITH AN ODD TAKE ON THE LINDSAY CLANCY CASE
– ELLA LANGLEY IS PLEASED TO HAVE SUCH A MASSIVE HIT AND WANTS TO SAY THANKS
– IF YOU BOUGHT FROZEN PASTA AT WALMART — THEY NEED A WORD
– UPSCALE FRIED CHICKEN JOINT FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY

Other News Catching My Eye
– RECORD SETTING MEAT STICK? SLIM JIM GETS THE TITLE
– LAUGHING COW CHEESE IS PULLING THE SMILE FROM THE COW (IT’S A STUNT)
– NO SHOCK – GEN Z LIVING WITH MOM AND DAD – INITIMACY/SEX IS A PROBLEM