National Avocado Day
– National talk in an elevator day
– National Mutt Day
– Lifeguard Appreciation Day
– National Cotton Caandy Day
Meme Du Jour
NEVER FORGET
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1790 – The U.S. Patent Office opened
1792 – The cornerstone laid for the first government building – the US Mint in Philly
1809 – Philadelphia lays the first practical railroad track, made of wood, for horse-drawn carts
1928 – The first women’s Olympic track event is held — 100 meter race (U.S. won gold)
1966 – Two deejays in Alabama want The Beatles banned from the U.S.
1971 – Apollo 15 astronauts drive around on the moon for 6 1/2 hour
1975 – Jimmy Hoffa goes missing
2007 – British troops withdraw from Northern Ireland (They’d been there since 1969.)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE PRESIDENT ENCOURAGES THE NEW BRITISH PM TO ADDRESS THEIR IMMIGRATION PROBLEM
– TRUMP IS SUPPORTING AMERICAN TRUCKERS ON AMERICAN ROADWAYS
– I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE ‘ROADKILL’ EPISODE OF RFK JR’S COOKING SHOW
– RFK JR LOSES ME WHEN HE STARTS PUSHING LIVER
– TED CRUZ HAS JOINED MIKE LEE’S ‘CANCEL THE SENATE VACATION’ CREW
– REP BRANDON GILL UNDERSTANDS WHAT’S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
– SPAIN IS SWARMED BY NORTH AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS — GOP WANTS OUR BORDER LOCKED DOWN
– REMEMBER THESE SCENES UNDER BIDEN? WE WERE ALMOST SPAIN
– I’M GOING TO MISS THE CRAZINESS OF JASMINE CROCKETT — SPEAKING AT THE URBAN LEAGUE
– JUSTICE BROWN-JACKSON DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF ‘IMPARTIAL’ EITHER
– MS-13 NOW’s JOE SCARBOROUGH IS BUSY RE-WRITING FAUCI HISTORY
– ADAM SCHIFF IS FINE WITH SOCIALIST TAKEOVER HIS PARTY
– BEST USE OF AI FROM THURSDAY? RO KHANNA AND ADAM SCHIFF WANT SATIRE TO BE ILLEGAL
– ICYMI – DANA BASH (WHO WORKS IN NYC) IS OFFENDED BY AN F-BOMB DROPPED IN THE SENATE
– FOX NEWS TOOK TO THE STREETS OF NYC TO LEARN HOW PEOPLE VIEW DR FAUCI
More News From DC
– TRUMP ANNOUNCES POSSIBLE DEAL TO DISARM HAMAS(I’M AS SKEPTICAL AS ISREAL)
– THE SAUDIS HAVE JOINED THE MILITARY ALLIANCE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
– ‘PATRIOT PASSPORTS’ (WITH TRUMP’S FACE) ARE AVAILABLE ACROSS AMERICA
– SPAIN GETS AT LEAST 49,000 NEW RESIDENTS AFTER MOROCCANS SWARM THE COUNTRY
– ITALY IS WAKING UP TO THE PROBLEM SPAIN IS BRINGING TO THE SCHENGEN AREA
– MAINE REPLACED THE NAZI WITH A GUY WHO IMPREGNATED HIS SECOND COUSIN
– ELON IS GONNA CRASH A ROCKET INTO THE MOON, ON PURPOSE
– GDP GROWTH COOLS, CORE INFLATION AT 3.3%
– HERE’S YOUR EBOLA UPDATE (NOBODY’S TALKING ABOUT IT, BUT, IT’S BIG)
– KAMALA’S GOT A NEW $8MIL MANSION IN A NOT-SO-INCLUSIVE NEIGHBORHOOD
H/T Marea
General News
– THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PROBLEM HAS NOW REACHED 45 STATES
– ONE WINNER IN THE $800MIL MEGA MILLIONS DRAWING – WILL WE EVER KNOW WHO WON?
– WISCONSIN GIVES US A GREAT REASON TO END EARLY VOTING
– SEATTLE’S POLICE CHIEF RESIGNS AFTER PEOPLE LEARN HE LIVED IN CHICAGO
– NEXT WEEK, MISSOURI IS VOTING TO ELIMINATE INCOME TAX
– TX COURT SWEARS IN A WITNESS ‘IN THE NAME OF ALLAH’
– THE TOP 10 MOST-STOLEN CARS IN AMERICA
– FLOCK CAMERAS ARE EXPANDING TO DRONES — DRONES!
– CALIFORNIA’S WINE INDUSTRY IS ON FIRE (IN A BAD WAY)
– HIKER IMPALED ON HIS HIKING POLE, WALKED 10 MILES FOR AN INSANE REASON
– COULD THIS REVOLUTIONARY PLANE DESIGN BE AN AIR TRAVEL GAME CHANGER?
Other News Catching My Eye
– OZEMPIC IS RUINING MARRIAGES
– BRIDE GETS COLD FEET – SETS THE CHURCH ON FIRE (BAD IDEA)
– IOWA WOMAN ARRESTED FOR DRIVING A LAWN MOWER WILL INTOXICATED
– NJ COP DISGUISED AS A SHRUB IS BUSTING DISTRACTED DRIVERS
– MORE PROOF THAT SOCCER IS EVIL AND COPS ARE AMAZING
– COULD THIS LIQUID PUT AN END TO CAVITIES AND THE DENTIST DRILLING INTO YOUR TEETH?
