National Chocolate Milk Day
– National Water Park Day (aka National Play In Community Pools of Urine Day)
– National Soccer Day (I thought we had moved on to the other football thing.)
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1586 – The potato was introduced to England
1794 – Robespierre is beheaded
1868 – The 14th Amendment is adopted
1896 – The City of Miami is incorporated with a population of 300
1945 – A U.S. B-25 bomber crashes into the Empire State Building- 14 were killed
1978 – ‘Animal House’ opened in movie theaters
2016 – Hillary Clinton accepts the DNC’s nomination – will face Donald Trump

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– REPORTER ASKED TRUMP A STUPID QUESTION AND HE ACKNOWLEDGED IT
– THE PRES ADDRESSED STORIES OF A MILITARY AMMO SHORTAGE
– ALSO ASKED ABOUT SELLING F-35s TO TURKEY IF NETANYAHU OBJECTS
– SPEAKING AT GM’s TEST TRACK, THE PRESIDENT SHARES LOVE FOR THE COMPANY
– TRUMP ANNOUNCED A BIG PURCHASE OF ESCALADES DURING HIS SPEECH AT GM
– PRESIDENTIAL WEIGHT LOSS TIPS — GIVE SPEECHES IN HOME WITH NO A/C
– HECKLER (BRIEFLY) INTERRUPTS TRUMP SPEECH IN DETROIT
– FL SEN RICK SCOTT JOINS THE CHORUS CALLING FOR (SEN) RECESS TO BE CANCELLED
– CNN POLLING SHOWS DEMS SHOULD NOT EXPECT A BLUE WAVE
– IN 2019, DR FAUCI WAS FANTASIZING ABOUT HAVING A PANDEMIC TO DEAL WITH
– JAKE TAPPER AND DR FAUCI — DINNER PALS AND MEDIA PALS
– CNN’S DANA BASH ALSO WAS AN ‘F-O-F’ (FRIEND OF FAUCI)
– GUESS WHICH STORY CNN IS NOT COVERING?
– FASCINATING: BRET AND BRITT BREAKDOWN FAUCI’S DIARIES
– RFK JR IS ALSO JUMPING ON THE TRASH FAUCI TRAIN
– KENNEDY ALSO BELIEVES FAUCI COULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PERJURY
– YOUR DAILY CLIP OF SCOTT BESSENT FLEXING HIS SUPERIOR BRAIN AGAINST THE LEFT
– RAHM EMANUEL ON CNN REACTS TO DSA PLANS TO BURN DOWN AMERICA
– MONEY — IT’S ABOUT TO BECOME A BIG ELECTION TOPIC – HARRY ENTEN HAS DETAILS
– 5:23 OF JOE & MIKA HAVING TO REPORT ON THE DIRE FINANCIAL STRAITS OF THE DNC
– STOP COMPARING THE DSA SURGE TO THE 2010 TEA PARTY — THEY’RE NOT THE SAME
– ANNA NAVARRO ENABLES ROSIE O’DONNELL’S TDS (AND BOTH MAY HEAR FROM TRUMP’S LAWYERS)

More News From DC
– PROGRESS IN PEACE TALKS? MAYBE (I’M DUBIOUS)
– IRAN IS NEGOTIATING, BUT STILL PUSHING FOR MELANIA AND BARON TRUMP’S ASSASSINATION
– NETANYAHU TO SIT DOWN WITH TRUMP TODAY
– FAUCI’S DIARY RELEASED AND IT IS PROOF OF HIS WORLD-RECORD DOUCE-BAGGERY
– SEN RAND PAUL HAS ORGANIZED IT ALL FOR YOU
– SEN McCONNELL’S ATTEMPT TO SET A RECORD FOR MISSED VOTES CONTINUES
– KY GOV AIN’T BUYING McCONNELL’S LATEST HEALTH UPDATE – DEMANDS ACTION
– BIDEN’S GHOST WRITER IS REVEALING WHAT WE KNEW – JOE’S BRAIN WAS BROKEN

General News
– 9-11 FAMILIES DO NOT WANT MAMDANI AT 25TH ANNIVERSARY – HE’S RESPONDED
– NYC MAYOR ANNOUNCES THAT FIVE CITY-RUN SUPERMARKETS WILL UNDERCUT MOST STORES
– MAMDANI PUBLISHES A SEARCHABLE DATABASE OF THE EVIL RICH PEOPLE HE’S GONNA TAX
– BUUUUT, WAS MANDAMI REALLY ELECTED FAIRLY AND FREELY? (NO, THIS IS UNVERIFIED)
– SEATTLE MAYOR CAN’T DEAL WITH AN UNFRIENDLY PRESS (WE EXPECTED THIS)
– BLM IS BLOCKING A ‘RACIST’ BAR IN MADISON WISCONSIN – WHY? ‘JUSTICE FOR COREY’
– CALIFORNIA BREWING COMPANY IS UPSET BY A CAR WITH AN AMERICAN FLAG
– WILL FLOCK CAMERAS BE THE LINE IN THE SAND FOR MANY OF US? TROY, NY SAYS YES!
– RELATED: SCHOOL BUSES GETTING CAMERAS TO CATCH DRIVERS PASSING DURING STOPS
– DON’T CELEBRATE REMOVAL OF FLOCK CAMS – THEY’RE LIKELY JUST BEING REPLACED
– UNCLE HERSCHEL’S REVENGE — CRACKER BARREL CEO IS OUT
– PETSENSE STORES SHRINKING IN NUMBERS SHUTTERING 75 STORES

POSSIBLE THE MOST ACCURATE MEME EVER?
Other News Catching My Eye
– JUST NUTTY: VIRAL ‘FIRESTARTER’ CLIP — IF YOU’VE SEEN IT, YOU KNOW
– SPORTSCASTER JASON BENNETT’S BRILLIANT CALL ON THE DETROIT TIGERS SQUIRREL HUNT
– OOPSY — CIRCUS PERFORMER SHOT IN THE NECK WITH AN ARROW AT NY COUNTY FAIR