World Snake Day (No thanks. And, snakes ain’t pets. Stop it.)
– National Cherries Day
– National Fresh Spinach Day
– Get To Know Your Customers Day
Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1779 – American troops capture Stoney Point, NY
1918 – Czar Nicholas and his family are murdered by Bolsheviks in Ekaterinburg, Russia 1935 – Oklahoma City, OK gets the world’s first parking meter
1941 – Joe DiMaggio’s hitting streak extends to 56 games (where it ended)
1945 – The U.S. detonates an atomic bomb in Alamogordo, NM
1951 – J. D. Salinger’s ‘Catcher In The Rye’ is published
1969 – Apollo 11 lifts off, headed to a landing on the moon
1973 – We learned of the existence of the ‘Watergate’ tapes1999 – A small plane piloted by JFK Jr goes down off Martha’s Vineyard – (three peopledied)

WE ARE ALL HOPING THERE WILL BE AN AUDIO BOOK VERSION READ BY JOE
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– TRUMP DROPS SOME HINTS ON THE ‘BIG NEWS’ TO BE DELIVERED TONIGHT
– THE PRESIDENT’S PLAN TO COUNTER ILLEGALS WITH CDLs – GET THEM TO VETERANS
– PRES TRUMP EXPLAINS THE ORIGIN OF ‘DUMB-O-CRAT’
– TRUMP STILL HAS LOVE FOR ELON MUSK
– TRUMP: IRAN WANTS A DEAL, I MAY TELL THEM TO SCREW OFF
– VP VANCE ON DEMS CLAIMS THERE IS NOT MUCH VOTER FRAUD
– MORE FROM THE VEEP ON VOTER FRAUD, SAVE AMERICA ACT
– HOW DID JD VANCE NOT KNOW BIDEN HAD TWO BRAIN SURGERIES?
– BIDEN (ALLEGEDLY) WROTE A BOOK AND IT WILL BE OUT AFTER THE MIDTERMS
– THE TREASURY SEC SAYS ALL THE GOLD IS STILL IN FORT KNOX (CAN WE SEE IT PLEASE?)
– A.G. WANNABEE TODD BLANCE VS SEN ADAM SCHIFF (GUESS WHO WON?)
– SEN HAWLEY WOULD LIKE JACK SMITH TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR PERJURY
– SEN KENNEDY ADDRESSES FORMER CHICAGO MAYOR LOOTFOOT’S LETTER TO THE SENATE
– SHELDON WHITEHOUSE SAYS BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (EXCEPT REPUBLICANS)
– WI DEM REP GWEN MOORE FLEXES HER BRAIN MUSCLES (WELL, NO. NOT REALLY)
– ANCHOR BABY WHO IS NOW IN CONGRESS HAS THOUGHTS ON ICE AGENTS
– MICHELE OBAMA’S LATEST GRIPE WITH THE MEDIA, THEY FOCUSED ON HER FASHION
– ‘THE VIEW IS OFFENDED BY LINDSEY GRAHAM’S SISTER GETTING A TEMP JOB
– DON LEMON CLAIMS HE IS SERIOUS WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT RUNNING IN 2028
– AND, LEMON CLAIMS PEOPLE KEEP ASKING HIM TO RUN
– ‘HOW TO SPOT A COMMUNIST 2026’

More News From DC
– WHAT IS HAPPENING IN IRAN? THE LATEST CBS NEWS HEADLINES
– OVERNIGHT – CENTCOM SAYS WE COMPLETED MORE STRIKES
– OLIVE BRANCH FROM IRAN? DUAL CITIZEN ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY
– TRUMP’S FACE ON A $1 COIN? (I’M SERIOUSLY WONDERING IF THIS IS TROLLING)
– DEMS WILL REPLACE GRAHAM PLATNER WITH A HAND-PICKED CANDIDATE (NO NEW PRIMARY)
– TIM WALZ HAS A VERY STRANGE DEFENSE OF A CHILD RAPIST
– 100 HOUSE DEMS VOTE AGAINST FINANCIAL AID TO ISRAEL
– HOLLYWOOD TO DOLLYWOOD? PARAMOUNT MAY MOVE TO TN
– ‘THE VIEW’s’ SUNNY HOSTIN IS BUSY DEFENDING HER SON WHO ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING
– THE FCC IS LOOKING TO REMOVE LIMITS ON MEDIA OWNERSHIP

General News
– SHOULD SELF-CHECKOUT USERS GET A 10% DISCOUNT? ONE NY LAWMAKER THINKS SO
– U.S. AUTOMAKERS PULLING AWAY FROM EVs AS WORLD SALES ARE BOOMING
– OWN A BMW? YOUR CAR MIGHT BE RECALLED OVER A LITTLE RISK OF FIRE ISSUE
– WANT TO SLOW AGING? GO TO THE MOVIES OR A MUSEUM
– TOM BRADY HAS FOUND A WAY TO CASH IN ON THE GLP-1 WEIGHT LOSS TREND
– KFC IS BRINGING BACK ‘POPCORN CHICKEN’ — BUT, IS IT EITHER OF THOSE WORDS?
– IS COSTCO’s FOOD COURT GUNNING FOR CHICK-FIL-A?

Other News Catching My Eye
– DUMB WORLD RECORD OF THE DAY? AUSSIES GATHER 600 TROMBONERS TO SET A RECORD
– IF HOPSCOTCH BECOMES AN OLYMPIC SPORT, WE HAVE A RINGER IN KENTUCKY
– AI CAN TELL IF YOU’RE A PSYCHOPATH OR NARCISSIST BY READING YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS
– WHAT IS THE CLASSIC FILM ‘GONE WITH THE WIND’ FAMOUS FOR? NETFLIX SAYS IT’S RACISM!