– PLATNER IS OUT — HERE’S HIS 11 MIN EXIT VIDEO
July 9, 2026
– National Sugar Cookie Day
– Argentina Liberation Day
– National Dimples Day
Meme Du Jour

IF YOU PICKED WEDNESDAY IN THE PLATNER DROP-OUT LOTTO, COME GET YOUR PRIZE
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1846 – The U.S. takes San Francisco from Mexico
1850 – President Zachary Taylor dies just 16 mos into his term
1877 – The Wimbledon Tennis tournament begins
1900 – The British Parliament established the Commonwealth of Australia
1933 – The Frankford Yellow Jackets are bought re-named the Philadelphia Eagles
1948 – Satchel Paige makes his MLB debut at the age of 42
1962 – Bob Dylan records ‘Blowing In The Wind’1999 – ‘American Pie’ opened in U.S. theaters

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– THE PRESIDENT SAYS IRAN CALLED AND WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL (HE’S NOT BUYING IT)
– IS THE NEW AIR FORCE ONE AT RISK? IS IRAN TARGETING TRUMP?
– APPARENTLY, SPAIN ALSO REACHED OUT TO TRY AND MAKE NICE WITH THE U.S.
– WHO WOULD BE THE GREATEST COMMUNIST EVER? TRUMP SAYS IT WOULD BE HIM
– IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE THE PRESIDENT WANTS A LAST-MINUTE RUN AT ‘SAVE AMERICA ACT’
– TRUMP THINKS IRANIAN LEADERS ARE ‘SCUM’ — BUT LAST MONTH HE CALLED THEM RATIONAL
– THE NATO SEC GEN IS STILL DIGGING WHAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DONE FOR THE ORGANIZATION
– HOLY SCHNIKES! CANADA’S PM ADMITS TRUMP HAS WON THE ARGUMENT OVER NATO SPENDING
– THE PRESIDENT SLAMS REPORTER WORKING FOR MS-13 NOW
– VANCE: DEMS WANT US TO STOP TALKING ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD – OK, PASS SAVE AMERICA ACT
– ARE SURE THIS IS REAL? TX STATE REP JOLANDO JONES LOOKS LIKE A BATMAN VILLIAN
– FORMER DNC CHAIR SAYS KAMALA EARNED THE 2024 NOMINATION
– ELIZABETH WARREN IS PROBABLY PISSED THAT SHE SAID ALL THIS ABOUT PLATNER
– YOUR EXPLETIVE-LADEN MONTAGE OF DEMS EXCUSING PLATNER’S AWFUL BEHAVIOR
– MOLLY JONG FAST USES PLATNER TO SHOW US HOW TO BE ON BOTH SIDES OF ANY ISSUE
– YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DUMB FROM SUNNY HOSTIN
– THE VIEW IS NOW ATTACKING THE PRESS SEC
– BEHAR CLAIMS DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM IS A BUZZWORD FOR ‘DEMOCRACY & AFFORDABILITY’
– WHOOPI GOLDBERG LIES – SAYS TRUMP IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO ACCEPT GIFTS
JAMES CARVILLE IS DISTANCING HIMSELF FROM ‘IT’S THE ECONOMY STUPID’

More News From DC
– TRUMP HITS IRAN AGAIN, BUT OIL PRICES DROP
– SECRECT SERVICE TOLD TRUMP TO SWITCH PLANES
– FROM AN OYSTER FARMER TO BEER BREWER? WHO MAY REPLACE PLATNER?
– KY DEM GOV WANTS AN UPDATE ON MITCH McCONNELL’s HEALTH
– DOOR DASH DRIVER FIRED FOR CANCELING ORDERS GOING TO ICE FACILITIES (GOOD)
– TRUMP LOSES APPEAL, HAS TO PAY E. JEAN CARROLL $5 MIL

General News
– NY GOV BRAGS ABOUT TAXING COMMUTERS
– PHILLY-AREA ‘FREEDOM FUEL NETWORK’ GAS STATIONS ARE CHEAPER THAN THE OTHERS
– TX COP SEEM TO THINK SHE’S IN LONDON, FORGETS ABOUT THE FIRST AMENDMENT
– CAMBRIDGE COUNCIL VOTED TO REMOVE SHOT SPOTTER FOR A RIDICULOUS REASON
– LESS THAN TWO MONTHS LATER — A DEADLY SHOOTING WENT UNNOTICED
– DRIVING A 2018-2020 HONDA ODESSY? YOU NEED TO READ THIS TODAY
– LAB-GROWN MILK (TO REPLACE COWS) IS IN DEVELOPMENT AND IT’S CLOSER THAN YOU THINK
– HARLEM PASTOR DAVID MANNING IS BACK – GOING AFTER MAMDANI (N-WORD OVERLOAD HERE)
– PEPSI IS APOLOGIZING — BUT WHYYYYYYYYYY?

Other News Catching My Eye
– WHAT IS ‘TRANSIENT GLOBAL AMNESIA?’ (KATIE COURIC HAS IT)
– YO, BRO, LET ME AXE YOU, SHOULD CALIFORNIA TEACH ‘BLACK ENGLISH’ TO PRE-SCHOOLERS?