Tuesday – May 5, 2026

National Cartoonists Day!

– National Hoagie Day

– Museum Lovers Day  (Do you have a favorite? I have several — The Chicago Art Institute, MOMA,  The Witte and 

– Great Lakes Awareness Day (Think HOMES)

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1795 – Great Britain passed a tax on hair powder
 (all those wigs) – so, people stopped using the stuff
1862 – Why do we celebrate today? The outnumbered Mexican army beat the French at Puebla
1891 – Music Hall 
(Now, Carnegie Hall) with Tchaikovsky as guest conductor of the NY Music Society Orchestra

1904 – Cy Young pitches baseball’s first perfect game (So, that’s why they named the award for him.)
1921 – Chanel #5 is launched
 (Is there another, more iconic fragrance?)
1945 – Holland and Demark are liberated from Nazi control
1951 – Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy (There’s video to prove it.)
1961 – Alan Shepard is the first AMERICAN in space
2000 – The Sun, Earth, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all aligned – 
(It was not the end of the world)

2002 – ‘Spider-Man’ becomes the first movie to sell $100mil in tickets in an opening weekend

CHECK THE TUCKER CARLSON CLIP

News and The Politics out of D.C.

CLIPS

– TRUMP TROLLING EVERYONE — NEEDED LAUGHTER ON A MONDAY (OR A TUESDAY)

– PAWN STARS’ RICK HARRISON WAS AT THE PRESIDENT’S SMALL BIZ EVENT YESTERDAY

– THE PRESIDENT IS STILL NOT FINISHED TALKING ABOUT NORAH O’DONNELL

– TENNESSEE STATE REP CALLS TRUMP ‘A WHITE SUPREMACIST DOMESTIC TERRORIST (AND MORE)

– ANYONE ELSE THINKING THE JUDGE IN THE WHCD SHOULD RECUSE HIMSELF?

– ARE THE MIDTERMS A DONE DEAL? FORMER CLINTON POLLSTER SAYS IT’S CLOSER THAN YOU THINK

– TUCKER CARLSON’S LATEST KOOKY TALK ABOUT. TRUMP — THINKS POTUS PUT A SPELL ON HIM

– JOHN BRENNAN’S TDS IS GROWING — HE’S NOW CALLING THE PRESIDENT A ‘MALIGNANT NARCISSIST’

– ACTOR MARK RUFFALO HAS TO BACKTRACK ON HIS TRUMP SMEARS — RUFFALO BLAMED ELON FOR FOOLING HIM

– STAR WARS DAY TROLLING OF DEMS AND WHAT THEY DID TO SPIRIT AIRLINES

– WATCH: MENTALLY ILL WOMAN TELLS MAYOR PETE OF HER FEARS FOR TRANS PEOPLE IN HER LIFE

– JAMES CARVILLE ATTENDED THE KENTUCKY DERBY AND CLAIMS A WOMAN TOLD HIM THIS OUTRAGEOUS STORY

More News From DC

– IRAN UPDATE — THE IRANIAN ATTACK ON THE UAE MAY HAVE BEEN A BIG MISTAKE

– THE STRAIGHT SCOOP ON THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

– IRAN FIRED ON U.S. WAR SHIPS AND LEARNS A F-A-F-O LESSON

– SCOTUS FINALIZES LOUISIANA DECISION AND JUSTICE JACKSON IS NOT A HAPPY WOMAN (IF SHE COULD DEFINE ONE)

– ALITO IS FED UP WITH JUSTIC JACKSON’S NONSENSE

– BESSENT SAYS ‘HELP IS ON THE WAY’ FOR GAS PRICES

– IF ERIC SWALWELL THOUGH HE HAD A CHANCE TO REDEEM HIMSELF, HE DOES NOT – CHECK THIS HEADLINE

General News

– WHAT’S LEFT TO TAX IN VIRGINIA? THE NEW GOV IS LOOKING AT GYM MEMBERSHIPS AND STREAMING SERVICES

– KAREN BASS SAYS SHE’S WIPED OUT HOMELESSNESS IN LOS ANGELES — THIS STORY BEGS TO DIFFER

– TEXAS WATER PARK – FUDED BY TAXPAYERS TO HOST A ‘MUSLIMS ONLY DAY’ (KINDA SEEMS ILLEGAL)

– COMPLAINTS ARE COMING IN ABOUT EBT REQUIRING 20 HOURS OF WORK FOR FOOD WELFARE

– WALGREENS IS CLOSING A STORE IN CHICAGO (DUE TO SHOPLIFTING) ALDERMAN WANTS CHARGES!

– A DEMOCRAT WON THE MAYORAL ELECTION IN PEARLAND, TX (A FIRST FOR DEMS IN DECADES)

– GAS PRICES ARE CRUSHING RESTAURANTS

– IF YOU BOUGHT FROZEN SALMONELLA PIZZA AT WALMART OR ALDI, READ THIS BEFORE EATING IT

– SHOULD YOU NEED A SUBSCRIPTION TO PRINT STUFF IN YOUR OWN HOME? (THIS IS A LINE IN THE SAND FOR ME)

– DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE DAY — HOW NOT TO ROB A GAS STATION CONVENIENCE STORE

H/T Jen Ohman

Other News Catching My Eye

– FLORIDA MAN, DOING FLORIDA MAN THINGS INVOLVING A JET-POWERED HOVERBOARD, A JET SKI AND HIS DOG

– SILLY WEATHER FORECAST – WHEN LIFE MESSES WITH YOU, RIDE IT!

– CHIPOTLE CEO SAYS YOU SHOULD ASK FOR MORE FOOD IF YOU WANT IT (FOR FREE)

– THIS IS WHY MONSTER TRUCK EVENTS SHOULD BE HELD IN STADIUMS, FAR FROM PEOPLE

– KATY PERRY WAS PART OF THE MET BALL MADNESS

– SAM SMITH WAS THERE TOO

– THE ‘FASHION’ GAME OF CAN YOU TOP THIS WAS ENDLESS

– THE ROCK WAS WEARING A SKIRT — BECAUSE POLYNESIAN MEN DO THIS 

– KIM KARDASHIAN WAS REPORTEDLY WELDED INTO THIS OUTFIT

– DO WE CARE ABOUT BEYONCE’S RIDICULOUS DRESS? (NAH)