National Clams on the Half Shell Day
– National Farm Workers Day– (this used to be) Cesar Chavez Day oopsy Let’s make it CHUCK NORRIS DAY!
– National Dance Marathon Day
– National Crayola Day
– National Tater Day!
– National Bunsen Burner Day
Meme Du Jour
What time is it? Some would say we’re already at 9:30
THIS DAY IN HISTORY1492 – Spain announced it will expel all the jews
1776 – Abigail Adams writes her husband and nudges him to give women rights or else
1889 – The Eiffel Tower opened in Paris
1917 – The U.S. bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million
1940 – LaGuardia Airport opened in NYC
1949 – Churchill declares the atomic bomb is the only thing that stopped the Soviets from taking over Europe
1980 – President Jimmy Carter just deregulated the banking industry1995 – Pop star Selana is murdered in Corpus Christi, TX (She was killed by head of her fan club)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– OVERNIGHT — HELL WAS UNLEASHED IN IRAN — MASSIVE STRIKES
– EVEN DONALD TRUMP IS REPLAYING HIS DECADES-OLD COMMENTS ON IRAN AND ITS OIL
– SEC OF STATE RUBIO ON WHEN THE WAR AGAINST IRAN WILL END
– PRESS SEC CALLS OUT MEDIA FOR NOT SPENDING TIME ON THE MURDER OF SHERIDAN GORMAN
– TSA AGENTS ARE GETTING PAID — DEM REP GREGORY MEEKS CAN’T SAY THAT’S A GOOD THING
– SWALWELL IS WARNING ABOUT TRUMP’S GOING AFTER HIS OPPONENTS, BUUUUUUUT I REMEMBER WHEN…
– GAVIN NEWSOM AND HIS WIFE TALK ABOUT HOUSEHOLD CHORES AND GAVIN’S FEMINE ENERGY
– IMAGINE HOSPITALS FEEDING GOOD FOOD TO PATIENTS — RFK AND DR OZ ARE PUSHING THAT
– DELAWARE JUDGE REASSIGNS SEVERAL MUSK CASES AFTER HER BIAS WAS SHOWING ON SOCIAL MEDIA
– IT WAS ONLY MONDAY — BUT ‘THE VIEW’ FOUND SOMETHING TO BE OFFENDED OVER — WOMEN HAVING BABIES
– IMHO — THE PROPOSED TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY LOOKS A WHOLE LOT COOLER THAN THE OBAMA DEATH STAR
I’M THINKING THIS WHISTLEBLOWER THING COULD BE VERY LUCRATIVE
More News From DC
– THE IRAN WAR UPDATE – FOX NEWS
– SPAIN CLOSES AIRSPACE TO U.S. WARPLANES
– WHAT’S WORSE… LINDSEY GRAHAM WITH THE BUBBLE WAND OR CUTTING THE LINE AT SPACE MOUNTAIN?
– TRUMP’S APPROVAL RATING DROPS AS GAS PRICES RISE (ANYONE SURPRISED?)
– DELTA CEO RIPS CONGRESS FOR LACK OF LEADERSHIP AS SHUTDOWN ROLLS ON
– AND JUST LIKE THAT, CNN ABANDONED THE JAKE TAPPER PODCAST SET
– HILLARY CLINTON WILL BE 81 IN 2028 — SO WHY NOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN?
– THE TODAY SHOW QUIZZES SECOND LADY USHA VANCE ON SWITCHING PARTIES
– DeSANTIS SIGNED THE BILL, PALM BEACH AIRPORT IS NOW, TRUMP INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
– STRIPPER SAYS U.S. TROOPS ARE LEAKING DETAILS OF THEIR DEPLOYMENTS
– NEW BOOK ON QUEEN ELIZABETH MAKES CLAIMS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OBAMAS AN DONALD TRUMP
– THE ROLLING STONES TRASHED THE MELANIA MOVIE — HMM, PROBLEM GETTING VISAS FOR THE NEXT TOUR?
– THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? MEN WHO HATE TRUMP ARE WEARING RED LIPSTICK?
General News
– WALMART RECESSION INDICATOR IS FLASHING RED (SAYS A WALL STREET INSIDER)
– BANK OF AMERICA TO PAY $72.5 MIL IN SETTLEMENT WITH EPSTEIN VICTIMS
– IS TEXAS LOOKING AT A NEW MEXICO LAND GRAB? (WELL, THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT IT)
– HAVE YOU NOTICED THE CAPS ON COCA-COLA BOTTLES? RED CAPS OR YELLOW CAPS? WHAT DO THEY MEANS
– ‘TEEN TAKEOVERS’ ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM
– DID YOU BUY A POWER STRIP ON AMAZON? PLEASE STOP USING IT NOW
– FARMERS WORRIED ABOUT CROPS WHEN THEY LOSE ILLEGALS — BUUUUT ROBOTS ARE A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE
– THIS IS WHY TIGER WOODS WON’T HIRE A DRIVER
– LAS VEGAS GETS THE SUPER BOWL IN 2029
– CAN EATING MORE MEAT SLOW COGNITIVE DECLINE? YES!!! (BUT IT DEPENDS ON YOUR GENETIC MAKE UP)
– HAVE YOU NOTICED THOSE ‘COWS’ (CAMERAS ON WHEELS)? THEY ARE HIGH-TECH SPYING SCARECROWS
– WHOLE FOODS? THIS VIDEO MAKES ME THINK WE CHANGE THE NAME TO ‘A-HOLE FOODS’
– RANDOM WONDERFUL POST ON TWITTER / X — MEN BEFORE THEY STARTED ATTENDING BABY SHOWERS
Other News Catching My Eye
– SHE HAD SEX WITH IDENTICAL TWINS — TOLD THAT IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO IDENTIFY THE FATHER
– BARBIE’S DREAM FEST WAS A NIGHTMARE – REFUNDS WERE OFFERED
– LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL SUES TAYLOR SWIFT OVER HER ALBUM – ‘SHOWGIRL’
– ‘AMERICA’S GOT TALENT’ — WATCH A HANDCUFFED WOMAN ESCAPE FROM A POLICE CAR
– ‘SUGAR’ – THE BELOVED SURFING DOG LOSES BATTLE WITH CANCER – ALSO, PHUCK CANCER
