World Cheese Doodle Day (Is this a holiday?)– Name Tag Day (I think we should all be wearing, “HELLO, MY NAME IS _______” tags)
– National Absinthe Day (It’s not like it was.)

H/T Jen Ohman
Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1770 – The Boston Massacre – Five colonists were killed by the Brits
1821 – James Monroe is inaugurated on March 5th because March 4th was a Sunday
1946 – Winston Churchill delivers his famous ‘Iron Curtain’ speech in Missouri
1956 – Brown v. Board of Education — the Supreme Court affirms ban on segregation in schools
1984 – The Supreme Court approves cities right to display Nativity scenes

News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– BEFORE HE TALKED DATA CENTERS AND POWER, TRUMP TALKED ABOUT IRAN
– TRUMP EXPLAINS THE ‘RATEPAYER ACT’ — GOOD NEWS FOR YOUR POWER BILL
– THIS MEANS JOBS! JOBS! JOBS! FOR LOCAL COMMUNITY TRADESPEOPLE
– ELON MUSK’S XAI IS ANNOUNCING SOME BIG PLANS FOR POWER GENERATION
– PRESS SEC VS. CAITLIN COLLINS (GUESS WHO WINS THIS ONE?)
– SENATE LEADER THUNE WANTS TRUMP TO ENDORSE CORNYN
– SEN SHEEHY JUMPS IN TO HELP CAPITOL POLICE DEAL WITH A VIOLENT DEMOCRAT PROTESTER
– SEN FETTERMAN’S SLOW WALK AWAY FROM HIS PARTY CONTINUES (HE SEES THE DEMS’ TDS)
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– SEC NOEM AND DEM REP RASKIN FACED OFF IN HOUSE HEARING
– KRISTIE NOEM IS PRESSED ON WHETHER OR NOT SHE IS SLEEPING WITH COREY LEWANDOWSKI
– ELIZABETH HASSELBECK SHOULD BE THE SPOKESPERSON FOR SEC NOEM
– GOV WALZ SPENT TIME IN THE HOT SEAT — HE FACED OFF WITH BRANDON GILL
– NANCY MACE BROUGHT PESKY FACTS ABOUT MINNESOTA FRAUD – WALZ COULDN’T ANSWER
– REP NANCY MACE STARTED WITH ‘WHAT IS A WOMAN?’ THEN PROGRESSED TO ‘MINNESOTA MATH’
– REP JIM JORDAN ALSO TOOK HIS TURN AT THE WALZ GRILL — WHY DID YOU RE-START THE FRAUD PAYMENTS?
– TIM BURCHETT IS PISSED THAT CONGRESS IS PROTECTING SEXUAL HARASSERS
– IS GAVIN NEWSOM REALIZING HIS PRESIDENTIAL CHANCES ARE DIMINISHING?
TEXAS VOTERS THINK THIS GUY IS A BETTER CHOICE THAN JASMINE CROCKETT
– AFTER WINNING THE PRIMARY, HE TRIED TO TELL THE GOP HOW TO ATTACK HIM
– THE CANDIDATE BELIEVES ‘PRISON IS VIOLENCE’
– TALARICO: ‘WOMEN ARE NEIGHBORS WITH A UTERUS’
– 2028 DEM HOPEFUL STEPHEN A. SMITH SAYS TRUMP’S ATTACK ON IRAN IS CONSTITUTIONAL
– FLASHBACK: MARCO RUBIO WAS ALWAYS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE IRAQ PROBLEM

More News From DC
– IRAN UPDATE FROM THE NY POST
– WAR POWERS MOVE FAILED IN THE SENATE (FETTERMAN VOTED WITH GOP)
– CENTCOM UPDATES ON WHAT IRAN IS TELLING ITS PEOPLE (LOTS OF FAKE NEWS)
– HERE COME THE NEW TRUMP TARIFFS — 15% FOR EVERYONE!
– JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMIN TO START PROCESSING TARIFF REFUNDS
– EPSTEIN FILES: BILL GATES, FORMER OBAMA WH LAWYER AMONG NEXT TO TESTIFY IN THE HOUSE
– I GET IT… HILLARY CLINTON DEMANDED ‘BEAUTY LIGHTING’ FOR HER DEPOSITION
General News
– COACHING LEGEND LOU HOTZ HAS PASSED AWAY… I LOVE HIS SON’S DESCRIPTION OF HIS DAD’S LIFE
– WOULD YOU RATHER PAY SALES TAX OR INCOME TAX? MISSOURI IS TALKING ABOUT IT
– SEN STEVE DAINES DROPS OUT OF MONTANA SENATE RACE, TRUMP ENDORSES STEVE ALME
– KEN PAXTON SAYS HE’S NOT DROPPING OUT OF TEXAS SENATE RACE
– OBVIOUS: STRICT PARENTS PRODUCE CONSERVATIVE KIDS, LIB PARENTS CREATE YOUNG DEMOCRATS
– REF KNOCKED OUT AT COLLEGE WOMEN’S BASKETBALL GAME – EIGHT EJECTIONS

WUT?
Other News Catching My Eye
– ABOUT THAT CANNIBAL JELLYFISH WITH THE DISAPPEARING ANUS THAT’S TERRORIZING VENICE
– ‘SEXUAL MARKET VALUE?’ OR ‘SMV’ — WHAT IS IT?
– BEN SHAPIRO IS CALLING OUT MEGYN KELLY (AND HE GIVES TUCKER CARLSON SOME ATTENTION TOO)
– UNITED AIRLINES MOVES TO FIX A PROBLEM THAT PISSES OFF PASSENGERS