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THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1841 – China cedes Hong Kong to the British
1920 – The 50-50 Club opened — the first speakeasy
1945 – FDR inaugurated for a fourth and final time
1977 – Jimmy Carter is sworn in and surprises Secret Service and walks to the White House
1981 – Ronald Reagan is sworn in as our 40th President
1982 – Ozzy Osbourne secures his place in history – biting the head off a bat tossed onstage in Des Moines, IA2009 – Barack Obama inaugurated
2017 / 2021 – Donald Trump is inaugurated twice

I’M THINKING THE WOLVERINES COULD TAKE GREENLAND
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– AHEAD OF HIS ADDRESS TO PARLIAMENT, SPEAKER JOHNSON SAT DOWN WITH NIGEL FARAGE
– TO PARLIAMENT — WE CAN WORK THROUGH OUR DIFFERENCES
– DON’T WRITE OFF THE MIDTERMS YET — NEW POLL ON WHO VOTERS TRUST – (ESPECIALLY ON THE ECONOMY)
– BUUUUUT, POLLING ALSO SHOWS PEOPLE ARE NOT FEELING THE TRUMP EFFECT ON THEIR PERSONAL ECONOMY
– NATO ALLIES HOLDING MILITARY EXERCISES IN GREENLAND??? TRUMP SAYS, YOU CALL THAT ‘MILITARY?’
– TRUMP SAYS HE INVITED PUTIN TO JOIN THE BOARD OF PEACE
– CNN REPORTS THE VALUE OF THE TRUMP ENDORSEMENT FOR GOP CANDIDATES
– THE CROWD IN MIAMI GAVE A NICE WELCOME TO PRESIDENT TRUMP
– SEC OF STATE RUBIO AT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME…BUT HE’S THERE ON BUSINESS
– WHERE ARE THE ARRESTS? HARMEET DHILLON HAS ANSWERS
– BTW – DHS ANNOUNCED THEY’VE ARRESTED 3000+ IN MINNESOTA
– SO, WEARING A LONG COAT MAKES YOU A NAZI???
– SEN RUBEN GALLEGO IS CONSUMED WITH TDS AND SHOWING IT OFF ON CNN
– CONGRATS VIRGINIA – YOUR POWER BILLS ARE GOING UP THANKS TO THE NEW GOVERNOR
– UNEMPLOYED ACTORS ARE UPSET ABOUT TRUMP, WANT HIM IMPEACHED – THEY’RE ‘WALKING OUT’ TODAY
– DON LEMON FIRES BACK AT NIKKI MINAJ
– THIS EXPLAINS WHY DON WAS SO UPSET WITH NIKKI MINAJ
– SLOVAKIA’S PM UNDERSTANDS WHAT PRESIDENT TRUMP IS DOING WITH GREENLAND

More News From DC
– THE STOCK MARKETS ARE PLANNING FOR A ROUGH DAY — THE GREENLAND EFFECT?
– WHO KNEW THE EU HAD A ‘TRADE BAZOOKA?’ — THEY SAY THEY DO AND THEY’RE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
– PRESIDENT TRUMP COMMUTES 8-YR DRUG SENTENCE FOR SON OF GOP REP
– U.S. PAYCHECKS ARE GETTING FATTER
– 2028 DEM PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES FIGURED IT OUT — THEY’RE NOT TALKING ABOUT TRANS ANY MORE
– STATE DEPT ENDS FOOD AID PROGRAM TO SOMALIA AFTER A WAREHOUSE FULL OF FOOD DISAPPEARED
– POLITICO SAYS MAGA IS LEAVING TWITTER/X

GOV MIKIE IS SWORN IN TODAY
General News
– YIKES! MASSIVE 100+ CAR PILE-UP IN SNOWY MICHIGAN
– HAVE YOU SEEN GOV WALZ’s STATEMENT CONDEMNING PROTESTERS STORMING A CHURCH?
– VIDEO: IF YOU’RE WHITE AND CHRISTIAN, DON LEMON DECLARED YOU TO BE ENTITLED
– WATCH: CNN IS RUNNING COVER FOR THE PROTESTERS WHO STORMED THE ST PAUL CHURCH
– WATCH DEMS SING IN A MH TARGET STORE – THEY’RE PISSED THAT TARGET LETS ICE USE BATHROOMS
– PROTESTER IN A PIKACHU ONESY ARRESTED (ARE THEY WARM ENOUGH FOR WINTERS IN MINNESOTA?)
– DHS SPOX SAYS ‘THERE WILL BE MUG SHOTS’ IN THE MN CHURCH INCIDENT
– WATCH – ONE OF THE CHURCH INVADERS MAY BE EARNING A MUGSHOT
– WATCH: THE LEFTISTS AND DON LEMON CAN’T STOP WORSHIP — THE ST PAUL CHURCH RECONVENED THAT NIGHT
– SOOOOO, WAS DON LEMON PRACTICING ‘JOURNALISM?’
– WATCH A CRAZY ANTIFA LEFTIST WOMAN MELTDOWN, PEPPER SPRAY A CITIZEN JOURNALIST IN PHILLY
– NIGERIAN PROFESSOR PLEADS GUILTY TO MAJOR PRE-SCHOOL FRAUD SCAM IN MICHIGAN
– LISTEN TO THE MOMENT INDIANA SEALED THEIR PERFECT SEASON AND A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Other News Catching My Eye
– CONGRATS NFL – YOU FOUND A NEW WAY TO PISS OFF MAGA WITH THIS SUPER BOWL NEWS
– 2016 IS BACK (AT LEAST, ON THE INTERNET IT IS)
– DYLAN MULVANEY IS BACK AND TAKING A ROLE FROM AN ACTUAL WOMAN IN A BROADWAY SHOW
– FAKE ROYAL AND HOLLYWOOD GRIFTER MEGAN MARKLE’S SHOW IS NOT COMING BACK (SHE HAD A SHOW?)