National Caviar Day (Make mine sevruga)
– National Sour Candy Day
– National Tropical Fruit Day
Meme Du Jour

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THIS DAY IN HISTORY
64 AD – The great fire of Rome begins (and burned for a week)
1921 – Eight members of the White Sox go on trial – charged with rigging the World Series (they were acquitted but still banned from baseball for life)
1935 – The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is invented! (Oscar’s nephew, Carl created it)
1947 – President Truman signed the Presidential Succession Act
1969 – Senator Ted Kennedy drove a car off a bridge, killing a campaign aide
1976 – Gymnast Nadia Comaneci scored a perfect 10 in the Olympics
1994 – Crayola introduced scented crayons
2013 – Detroit filed for bankruptcy
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– PRESS SEC ADDRESSES QUESTIONS/RUMORS ABOUT TRUMP’S HEALTH
– LAWRENCE O’DONNELL FLOATS INSANE THEORY ON THE ‘BIRTHDAY LETTER’ AND JD VANCE
– BILL KRISTOL READS THE BIRTHDAY LETTER ON CNN
– PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS CALIFORNIA’S HIGH-SPEED RAIL PROJECT INVESTIGATED
– THE PRJECT WAS SUPPOSED TO COST $33B BUT IT’S OVER FIVE TIMES THAT AMOUNT
– MR WONDERFUL GIVES TRUMP’S TARIFF PLAN HIGH MARKS
– PRESS SEC ANNOUNCES TARIFF REVENUES OF MORE THAN $113B
– BRIAN STELTER IS BEMOANING THE DEFUNDING OF NPR/PBS
– SENATOR KENNEDY HAS A PLAN FOR PEOPLE WHO PUT HANDS ON ICE AGENTS
– FEDS USE TRUMP’S VOICE TO IRRITATE ANTI-ICE PROTESTERS
– IT TOOK A YEAR, BUT SEN RON WYDEN NOW REMEMBERS SEEING EPSTEIN’S MONEY TRAIL
– TIM WALZ SAYS (WITH A STRAIGHT FACE) THAT HE WANTS TRUMP TO BE SUCCESSFUL
– MAMDANI ASKED IF PRISONS ARE OBSOLETE? HIS ANSWER IS TELLING
– DEM CONGRESSWOMAN LOVES MAMDANI BUT DOESN’T KNOW HOW HE PAYS FOR HIS IDEAS
– ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER GREAT QUOTE FROM THE NPR CEO
– PRESS SEC ASKED ABOUT NPR CUTS – SHE HAD EXAMPLES OF THEIR BIAS
– MRC NEWSBUSTERS ALSO HAS THE STATS ON NPR’S OBVIOUS LIBERAL BIAS
– FUN: PIERS MORGAN FACES OFF AGAINS JOY(LESS) REID
– MORE FUN: NEW, SUPERHEAVY ELEMENT DISCOVERED – GOVERNMENTIUM
More News From DC
– PRESIDENT TRUMP DIAGNOSED WITH SOME CIRCULATION PROBLEMS
– THE LETTER FROM THE PRESIDENT’S DOCTOR
– AG BONDI RESPONDS TO TRUMP’S REQUEST TO RELEASE EPSTEIN FILES
– TRUMP WHITE HOUSE SAYS NO TO PUSH FOR SPECIAL COUNSEL IN EPSTEIN MATTER
– THE PRESIDENT IS NOT PLEASED WITH THE WSJ’s EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY LETTER STORY
– THE HOUSE PASSED THE $9.4B DOGE CLAWBACK BILL
– ADAM SCHIFF PROBABLY WISHES HE DIDN’T POST THIS ON TWITTER / X
– SUBWAY RESTAURANT OWNER CHARGED WITH MASSIVE IMMIGRATION FRAUD
– IS THERE A TRUMP/EPSTEIN EXPOSE ABOUT TO HIT??? HALPERIN THINKS SO
– 69% OF AMERICANS THINK EPSTEIN FILES PART OF SOME KIND OF A COVERUP
– SENATOR KENNEDY HAS A NEW NAME FOR THE MAMDANI SIDE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY
General News
– VIDEO: SOUTH LA WOMAN STAGED A FAKE ICE KIDNAPPING — SHE’S IN CUSTODY NOW
– WE THOUGHT WOKE WAS DEAD — PASTOR FIRED FOR NOT USING PREFERRED PRONOUNS
– THIS IS WHY THEY SAY ‘NO METAL’ IN THE MRI ROOMS
Other News Catching My Eye
– I TOLD YOU NOTHING GOOD WOULD COME FROM SEEING COLDPLAY LIVE IN CONCERT
– ICYMI: FAN RIPS A MASSIVE FART DURING KEY MOMENT OF BRITISH OPEN
– COLBERT’S FAREWELL ANNOUNCEMENT WITH HELP FROM TRUMP
– NEVER FORGET SOME OF THE CRAP COLBERT FOISTED ON AMERICA
– KIMMEL REACTS TO COLBERT’S CANCELLATION
THE OTHER EPSTEIN LIST – SPOTTED ON FB

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