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Meme Du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1862 – Slavery abolished in the District of Columbia
1917 – Lenin returns to Russia to start the Bolshevik Revolution
1922 – Annie Oakley hits 100 clay targets in a row (a record)
1929 – The Cleveland Indians are the first MLB team to have numbers on their jerseys
1956 – ‘I Love Lucy’ – the grape stomping episode premiered
1963 – MLK Jr writes his “Letter from a Birmingham Jail”
1972 – Two giant pandas arrived in the U.S. from China
2007 – Mass shooting at Virginia Tech kills 32
2018 – Kendrick Lamar wins a Pulitzer Prize (The first rapper to do so)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
CLIPS
– BIDEN’S BACK! AND HE DELIVERED
– BIDEN WAS SO EXCITED, HE STARTED TALKING BEFORE HIS MUSIC ENDED
– BIDEN CLAIMS TRUMP ADMIN IS SHOOTING FIRST, AIMING LATER, WRECK IT TO ROB IT
– JOE WANTS TO MEET THE 300 YEAR OLD PEOPLE ON SOCIAL SECURITY
– WHEN DID JOE FIRST SEE BLACK PEOPLE
– PRESS SEC BRILLIANTLY PREVIEWED BIDEN’S ADDRESS
– PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES PLANS TO HELP ILLEGALS WITH SELF-DEPORTATION
– WHERE DOES PRESIDENT TRUMP GET HIS ENERGY
– THE PRESS SEC REMINDED THE MEDIA OF THE FACTS ON THE DEPORTED ‘MARYLAND MAN’
– SEN CHRIS VAN HOLLEN SAYS TRUMP BULLIED THE MAN HE DEPORTED
– AOC IS YELLING AT EL SALVADOR’S PRESIDENT TOO
– C-SPAN JOINS THE ‘MARYLAND MAN’ CULT
– PRESS ASKED HOMAN IF ‘MIGRANTS’ SHOULD REMAIN IN EL SALVADORAN PRISON
– TOM HOMAN ON WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO SANCTUARY CITY/STATE LEADERS
– NEWBIE SENATOR BERNIE MORENO ON WHY THE U.S. NEEDS TO BE SO TOUGH ON CHINA
– ED SEC HAS A MESSAGE FOR HARVARD AND ANY UNIVERSITY RECEIVING FEDERAL $$$
– LETICIA JAMES FLASHBACK THAT’S COMING BACK TO BITE HER
– JONATHAN TURLEY BREAKS DOWN WHAT MS JAMES MIGHT ‘FIND OUT’
More News Out of DC
– CONFIRMED – PRESIDENT TRUMP IS NOT GOING TO THE WH PRESS DINNER
– CHINA CLAIMS ITS ECONOMY IS GROWING AT 5.4% (YOU BUYIN’ THIS?)
– PAY ATTENTION TO AOC’s FUNDRAISING NUMBERS
– PROTESTER TASED AT MTG TOWN HALL IN GEORGIA
– CHINA REPLACED ITS TOP TRADE NEGOTIATOR AMID TARIFF TALKS
– SEC DEF TOP ADVISOR PUT ON LEAVE OVER LEAK RUMORS
– SHARYL ATTKISSON REPORTS BEING SWATTED
– FED WORKERS ARE REPORTEDLY LOOKING AT TRUMP’S BUYOUT OFFER
– OF THE BUYOUT LOOKERS, 20,000 OF THEM ARE IRS EMPLOYEES
General News
– APPLE REPORTEDLY AIRLIFTED $2BIL IN iPHONES OUT OF INDIA AHEAD OF TARIFFS
– MOVE OVER OLIVE GARDEN, AMERICANS WANT MEAT!
– CROOKS TUNNEL INTO LA JEWELRY STORE, MAKE OFF WITH MILLIONS IN MERCH
– NISSAN CUTS PRODUCTION OF ITS MOST POPULAR MODEL SOLD IN AMERICA (TARIFFS)
– GM SHOWS OFF NEW CORVETTE CONCEPT CAR (ITS AN EV)
– R-I-P: OLDEST KNOWN SURVIVOR OF PEARL HARBOR ATTACK PASSES AT 106
Other News Catching My Eye
– YAWNING MIGHT BE A WARNING SIGN YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO
– WOMEN’S TENNIS STINKS! (WELL, ONE PLAYER WAS PARTICULARLY STINKY)
– THE LEFT SEES YOUR DOG AS AN ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEM
– JACK BLACK IS TRYING TO STOP THE ‘CHICKEN JOCKEY’ PROBLEM WITH HIS MOVIE
