Thursday – August 22, 2024

National ‘Eat A Peach Day’

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1776 – The Red Coats land on Long Island
1851 – The U.S. wins the first America’s Cup
1865 – William Sheppard of NY gets a patent for liquid soap
1950 – Hormel registers “Spam” trademark (It was in use since 1937)
1962 – French President de Gaulle survives an attempted assassination 
1969 – Zager & Evans end a six-week run at #1 with “In the Year 2525”
1975 – President Ford survives a second assassination attempt in 17 days
1989 – Nolan Ryan notched his 5000th strike out
2007 – The Texas Rangers beat the Orioles 30-3 (That’s a record)

News and The Politics out of D.C.

DNC – NIGHT THREE — PELOSI, BILL CLINTON, OPRAH, MAYOR PETE AND DOUG WALZ

CLIPS FROM VARIOUS SOURCES

 – OF COURSE WE HEARD ‘MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS’ IN WALZ’S SPEECH

 – WALZ DIDN’T GET THE ‘JOY’ MEMO — LAUNDRY LIST OF DEM FEARS OVER TRUMP WIN

 – WALZ SEEMS TO SLAM VANCE FOR GOING TO YALE (I THOUGHT THEY LOVE YALE)

 – PELOSI DUBS BIDEN/HARRIS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCIES EVER

 – DOES BILL CLINTON ACTUALLY BELIEVE BIDEN IS LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON?

 – BILL CLINTON MISPRONOUNCES KAMALA’S NAME

 – CLINTON ALSO APPEARED TO CALL BIDEN A ‘LOAD’ ON DEMS’ SHOULDERS

 – OPRAH MENTIONED ‘CHILDLESS CAT LADIES’ (WHY DID CNN SHOW THIS WOMAN?)

 – HAKEEM JEFFRIES SAYS KAMALA WILL FIX WHAT SHE AND JOE BROKE

 – COMMERCE SEC RAIMONDO WAS CLUELESS ABOUT THE JOBS REPORT UPDATE

 – CNN GETS A LESSON ON THE REAL STATE OF THE ECONOMY

 – MADDOW AND MSNBC GUSH ABOUT WALZ’S SPEECH

 – DEMS TURN ‘PROJECT 2025’ INTO A PROP — SEE SNL’s KEENAN THOMPSON’S BIT

 – TWITTER/X EXPOSES DEMS’ TALKING POINT OF THE NIGHT — ‘DEEP BENCH’

 – SPEAKING OF ‘PROJECT 2025’ — MATT WALSH PULLED OFF A GREAT STUNT AT THE DNC

 – SEN AMY KLOBUCHAR’S ODD GEOGRAPHY LESSON ABOUT THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER

 – ICYMI — THE SUPERCUT OF MSM’s LOVE OF MICHELLE OBAMA

NOT EVERYBODY VOTED FOR KAMALA — THERE WERE 24 ‘PRESENT’ VOTES LAST NIGHT

KAMALA WANTS A 25% TAX ON UNREALIZED GAINS

CHRIS WALLACE REMEMBERS WHEN DEMS WE’RE PLOTTING TO DUMP HARRIS

FRIDAY — RFK JR EXPECTED TO DROP OUT AND ENDORSE TRUMP

 – WILL THERE BE A CABINET POST FOR RFK JR IF TRUMP WINS?

WE’RE LEARNING MORE ABOUT WHERE HUNTER BIDEN SPENT HIS MONEY

PBS’ JUDY WOODRUFF APOLOGIZES FOR REMARK THAT SHOULD HAVE SPARKED A FIRING (IMHO)

KAMALA IMPERSONATOR ESTEE PALTI ON THE ORIGINS OF HER IMPRESSION

General News

TAXPAYER FUNDED GROUP OFFERS $30K TO NEW HOME BUYERS (NON-CITIZENS ONLY)

ARE ILLEGALS BEING ‘SECRETLY’ REGISTERED TO VOTE IN TEXAS?

 – IT APPEARS THE REGISTRATION OF ILLEGALS AIN’T HAPPENING IN TEXAS

IS TOO MUCH FLUORIDE RESPONSIBLE FOR LOWER IQs?

WHAAAT? HUMAN LEG DISCOVERED IN BROOKLYN, NEAR CAROUSEL WHERE A SKULL WAS FOUND

Woke News

TAXPAYERS IN LONDON FUND POSTERS SAYING ‘ STRAIGHT WHITE MEN, PASS THE POWER’

IMAGINE WORKING FOR CNN AND BEING SO WOKE YOU FACT CHECK A JOKE

NORTHWESTERN IMPLEMENTS ‘MANDATORY ANTI-HATE TRAININGS’ AFTER GAZA PROTESTS

UK RECORDS HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR (BUT, WHERE THEY MEASURED IS IMPORTANT)

Other News Catching My Eye

RICHARD SIMMONS’ CAUSE OF DEATH REVEALED

ROB SCHNEIDER IS NOT GONNA BOW TO PRESSURE TO CHANGE HIS ACT

HOW DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC? (DO YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC? YOU SHOULD)

JAPANESE WOMAN WHO LOVES BANANAS IS THE WORLD’S OLDEST PERSON