FRIDAY – APRIL 28, 2023

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1789 – The crew of the HMS Bounty mutinies against Captain Bligh

1913 – The zipper is patented by Gideon Sundback
1929 – Cleveland Indians are the first MLB team to put numbers on the backs of player’s uniforms
1945 – Mussolini is killed by Italian partisans

1967 – Muhammad Ali won’t report to the Army – he is stripped of his boxing titles
1968 – “Hair” premiered on Broadway
1974 – President Nixon announces the release of the Watergate tapes
1992 – The LA riots following police found not guilty verdict in the Rodney King beating
2004 – WWII Monument opens in Washington DC

News and The Politics out of D.C.

OVERNIGHT – THREE DEAD, ONE INJURED AS TWO BLACKHAWK HELICOPTERS CRASH IN TRAINING EXERCISE

JOE BIDEN CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST COUNTRY HE VISITED — BUT, LITTLE KIDS DO

 BIDEN PUBLICLY SHUNS THE GRANDDAUGHTER HUNTER HAD WITH A STRIPPER

 THE PREZ IS ALSO A HOCKEY FAN AND WATCHES THE NHL PLAYOFFS, EVEN TEAMS NOT IN THE POST SEASON

PRESS SEC WANTS YOU TO KNOW BIDEN’S MEDIA ‘CHEAT SHEET’ IS NORMAL

UKRAINIAN-AMERICAN BIDEN MEGA-DONOR (FROM DELAWARE) HAS GOOD REASON TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THE WAR

FED CHAIR PUNKED BY A CALL FROM A FAKE ZELENSKYY

EMERSON COLLEGE POLL IS GOOD FOR TRUMP, BAD FOR DeSANTIS

 TRUMP ALSO HAS A NEW NICKNAME FOR JOE BIDEN (WELL, IT’S AN OLD NICKNAME REPURPOSED FOR JOE)

DOJ TELLS COURT THE AIR NATIONAL GUARD LEAKER (TEXIERA) IS A HUGE RISK

WITH THE TITLE 42 CLOCK TICKING — 35,000 MIGRANTS ARE WAITING TO RUSH THE BORDER

WANNA BE AN ARMED IRS CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION AGENT? HERE’S THE JOB POSTING

NAVY SAYS IRAN SEIZED AN OIL TANKER HEADED TO HOUSTON

IT’S OFFICIAL, WV GOV IS GOING TO CHALLENGE JOE MANCHIN

General News

WELL, WELL, WELL… THE WOMAN SUING TUCKER CARLSON HAS NEVER MET HIM

WHERE’S THE NASHVILLE SHOOTER’S MANIFESTO? WE MAY GET PARTS OF IT SOON OR EVENTUALLY

D.C.’s POLICE CHIEF RETIRES AFTER 2YRS ON THE JOB, HOMICIDE ON THE RISE… GETS A JOB AT THE FBI

TX BILL BANS NATIONALS FROM COUNTRIES ID’d AS NATIONAL SECURITY THREATS FROM BUYING TEXAS LAND

AS FLORIDA BECOMES MORE EXPENSIVE, ALABAMA IS BECOMING THE HAVEN FOR RETIREES

STOCK MARKET JUMPS AFTER GDP DISAPPOINTS, BIGLY

FACEBOOK/META SHARES ARE UP 170% IN FIVE MONTHS (ON ZERO REVENUE INCREASE)

LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY, AND THEY DO — INTEL EARNINGS TUMBLE…

WOKE

DYLAN MULVANEY SPEAKS (VIA SOCIAL MEDIA) ABOUT THE BUD LIGHT STORY 

WASHINGTON STATE SCHOOL DISTRICT CANCELS MUSIC CLASSES BECAUSE… WHITE SUPREMACY

MARTINA NAVRATILOVA SPEAKS OUT ON MEN REPLACING WOMEN IN SPORTS AND SLAMS LIA THOMAS

Other News Catching My Eye

NEW DIABETES DRUGS ARE SHOWING HUGE PROGRESS IN WEIGHT LOSS… “GAME CHANGER?”

REST IN PEACE JERRY SPRINGER — YOU GAVE US DECADES OF TELEVISED MADNESS

IF YOU HAVE $16K TO BURN AND DREAM OF A BIGGER PENIS… WELL, YOU SHOULD READ THIS STORY

VIDEO SHOWING SPIRIT AIRLINES WORKER TAPING A WING IS NOT GONNA HELP THE AIRLINE’S IMAGE

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