THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1630 – Boston initiated the first colonial ban on gambling “under pain of punishment”
1765 – The Stamp Act is imposed on the Colonies… Bad idea, King… very bad idea
1790 – Thomas Jefferson becomes the first US Secretary of State
1893 – The first women’s college basketball game is played at Smith College
1934 – The first Masters Golf Tournament begins (Can we still call it The Masters?)
1935 – Persia is renamed Iran
1972 – The Senate passed the Equal Rights Amendment — but it failed to achieve ratification
1985 – Wendy’s fired Clara “Where’s the beef?” Peller for making a spaghetti sauce commercial for Campbells
2021 – Corona Virus infections surge as Italy and France lock down again and we all learned the word “variant”
News and The Politics out of D.C.
REPORT: TRUMP TO BE INDICTED TODAY, TO SURRENDER NEXT WEEK IN NY
CNN’s VAN JONES THINKS NY SHOULD DELAY INDICTING DONALD TRUMP, WAIT TIL GEORGIA DECIDES
RAND PAUL TWEETS – ‘THE DA SHOULD BE IN JAIL’
CHRIS ROCK AUDIO FROM DC RELEASED, ‘YOU GUYS REALLY GONNA ARREST TRUMP… ARE YOU STUPID?’
JIM JORDAN WANTS MANHATTAN DA TO TESTIFY BEFORE HOUSE
TRUMP IMPERSONATOR SHAWN FARASH HAS A FEW TRUMPIAN WORDS FOR THE MANHATTAN DA
DeSANTIS IS COMING OUT SWINGING — AGAINST TRUMP
RON TELLS PIERS MORGAN HE CAN BEAT TRUMP
WHAT DOES PRESIDENT BIDEN THINK ABOUT REPARATIONS? KJP WAS ASKED, BUUUUUT
HERE’S A FEW ODD, UNCOMFORTABLE JOE BIDEN MOMENTS FROM YESTERDAY
SEC OF STATE WARNS CHINA – NO DIPLOMATIC SOLUTION IN UKRAINE WITHOUT RUSSIAN WITHDRAWAL
SOMEONE IS BUTT HURT… HONG KONG CANCELS NEW WINNIE THE POOH
TREASURY SEC WARNS OF MORE BANKING PROBLEMS – MORE BAILOUTS COMING
FL REP KAT CAMMACK SAYS THERE SHOULD NEVER BE ANOTHER BANK BAILOUT
FED EXPECTED TO RAISE INTEREST RATE AGAIN… JUST NOT AS MUCH AS EXPECTED PRIOR TO BANKING MESS
THE BIDEN ADMIN FLEW ILLEGALS CROSSING OUR NORTHERN BORDER TO OUR SOUTHERN BORDER
FIRST AMENDMENT EXPERTS BELIEVE FOX WILL SETTLE DOMINION LAWSUIT RATHER THAN FACE TRIAL
LINDSEY GRAHAM, AL FRANKEN PLACE A BET ON THE 2024 ELECTION
General News
WHEN WILL THE WIND FARMS STOP? 8 DOLPHINS DIE AFTER BEACHING IN NJ, 6 EUTHANIZED
JAPAN BEATS USA TO WIN WORLD BASEBALL TITLE
EUROPE’S LACK OF INTEREST IN THE COVID VACCINE CAUSES 450 MIL DOSES TO BE TRASHED
UK SEES A SURPRISE SPIKE IN INFLATION… 3 MONTHS OF DECLINES, THEN — BOOM, 10.4%
JUDGE OKs LAWSUITS AGAINST JP MORGAN CHASE, DEUTSCHE BANK OVER EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE REJECTION RATES FOR AUTO LOANS
WOKE
FAMED BIOLOGIST CONFIRMS IT… THERE ARE TWO SEXES (HE DEFENDS JK ROWLING TOO)
BILL GATES INVESTS $5 MIL IN METHANE MASKS FOR COWS (We thought farts were the problem)
PROVING CLIMATE CHANGE IS A RELIGION… GRETA THUNBERG GETS AN HONORARY PhD IN RELIGION
Other News Catching My Eye
R-I-P NBA LEGEND WILLIS REED – GONE AT 80
MUST SEE: THE SAVANNAH BANANAS MINOR LEAGUE TEAM IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN YOU AT WORK
RUSSIAN POP STAR WHO CRITICIZED PUTIN IS FOUND DEAD
MASSIVE 93-STORY TOWER UNDER CONSTRUCTION IN NYC HAD A ‘SHUDDER’ AND PEOPLE FREAKED!
90s BOY BAND STAR ORDERED TO ANGER MANAGEMENT, AA AFTER ACCOSTING A PHOTOG
THIS 6-WORD SENTENCE DEEMED THE MOST DANGEROUS PHRASE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE