THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1755 – SAMUEL JOHNSON’S ‘DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE’ IS PUBLISHED
1865 – PRESIDENT LINCOLN PASSED AWAY THE DAY AFTER BEING SHOT IN FORD’S THEATER
1912 – THE TITANIC SANK AFTER STRIKING AN ICEBERG
1947 – JACKIE ROBINSON MAKES HIS MLB DEBUT AS A BROOKLYN DODGER — SCORED THE WINNING RUN TOO!
1955 – RAY CROC BUYS McDONALD’S RESTAURANT AND OPENS ONE IN DES PLAINES, IL (it’s a museum now)
2013 – TERROR ATTACK AT THE BOSTON MARATHON — TWO BOMBS EXPLODE NEAR FINISH LINE, KILLING 3 PEOPLE AND INJURING OVER 170
News and The Politics out of D.C.
SANCTUARY SMACKDOWN — TRUMP TRADES BARBS WITH OAKLAND MAYOR OVER IMMIGRATION
PRESIDENT TRUMP’S TWEET ABOUT REP ILHAN OMAR HAS PELOSI IN A LATHER
REP OMAR CLAIMS TRUMP’S TWEET HAS CAUSED ‘DIRECT DEATH THREATS’
PELOSI TAMPS DOWN AOC FERVER, INFLUENCE ON HER PARTY… TELLS 60 MINUTES, ‘IT’S LIKE FIVE PEOPLE’
SARAH SANDERS SAYS MANY IN CONGRESS NOT SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS
‘MAYOR PETE’ BUTTIGIEG MAKES IT OFFICIAL — HE’S IN THE 2020 RACE AND READY FOR TRUMP
BERNIE SANDERS CLAIMS PROGRESSIVE THINK TANK IS SMEARING HIM
2020 DEM CANDIDATE ANDREW YANG MAY SHOW UP IN YOUR TOWN AS A 3D-HOLOGRAM
ELIZABETH WARREN USED TO BE A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN — WHEN DID IT CHANGE? (HINT: THINK HARVARD)
General News
TIGER WOODS WINS THE MASTERS, HIS 15TH MAJOR TOURNAMENT VICTORY
THAT’S SO CALIFORNIA… PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT PATRIOTICALLY-ADORNED POLICE CARS
THE STORY THAT WON’T GO AWAY — BREAST MILK AS A SUPPLEMENT
SOOOOOO, EBOLA IS STILL A THING — IN FACT, IT’S BECOMING A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN WE KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO ASSANGE’S ‘EMBASSY CAT?’
THE VATICAN UNVEILED THE NEWLY RESTORED ‘SCALA SANCTA’ — THE STEPS JESUS CLIMBED TO PILOT’S COURT
STRATOLAUNCH — THE WORLD’S LARGEST AIRPLANE HAD A SUCCESSFUL FIRST FLIGHT THIS WEEKEND
CALIFORNIA INCHES CLOSER TO BANNING TINY SHAMPOO BOTTLES IN HOTELS (CONDITIONER AND MOUTHWASH TOO)
CHER WONDERS HOW CALIFORNIA CAN TAKE CARE OF MORE PEOPLE (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS)
Strange News Catching My Eye
PEOPLE OF WALMART: WOMAN PERFORMED KARATE, HER SON GETS NAKED AS THEIR DOG GOES SHOPLIFTING
COULD SOAKING IN THIS GOOEY SUBSTANCE HELP PEOPLE WITH ARTHRITIS?
‘UGLY’ CHOCOLATE DUCKLING CALLED RACIST…FORCED AN APOLOGY AND A WITHDRAWAL FROM STORE
WOMAN ON A ‘MOST WANTED’ LIST POLICE POSTED ON FACEBOOK…SHE MOCKED IT. THEY FOUND HER.
STUDY: MEN WITH BEARDS HAVE MORE GERMS THAN DOGS…DEADLY BACTERIA!
FIRE AT GEORGE FOREMAN’S HOUSE DAMAGED 40 CARS
CLOTHING COMPANY IS HAVE A SMALL TRADEMARK PROBLEM — THE COMPANY, ‘FUCT’
