THURSDAY – MAY 28, 2020

Mike Opelka ยท Two-Minute: Mike’s back and he’s positive that he’s NEGATIVE!

Meme Du Jour

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1929 – “On With The Show” — The very first all-color, talking motion picture debuted (I’ve never seen it either)

1934 – The Dionne Quints were born in Canada (the first quints to survive infancy)

1937 – The Volkswagen Company is founded in Germany (yeah, under the Nazis)

1957 – the National League gave the Brooklyn Dodgers and the NY Giants permission to move west to California

1961 – Amnesty International is founded2003 – President Bush signed into law a $350 tax cut (at the time it was the 3rd largest in history)

2003 – The first cloned horse was born (cloned horses are currently banned from professional racing)

News and The Politics out of D.C.

PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARED ‘JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED’ IN DEATH OF GEORGE FLOYD

TRUMP TO SIGN SOME KIND OF EXECUTIVE ORDER DEALING WITH SOCIAL MEDIA

HOUSE DEMS MOVING AHEAD WITH RENEWING FISA LEGISLATION — TRUMP THREATENS VETO

SEC OF STATE: CHINA HAS VIOLATED UK TREATY WITH HONG KONG — IT’S NO LONGER AUTONOMOUS

DO WE NEED ANOTHER STIMULUS? THERE’S $150 BILLION OF UNTAPPED PPP FUNDS WAITING FOR YOU

JOE BIDEN COULD ANNOUNCE HIS VP PICK MUCH CLOSER TO THE CONVENTION (SO, AUGUST FIRST?)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? D.C. TO CONSIDER ALLOWING ‘TAKE OUT’ DRINKS POLICY TO CONTINUE

LIBERAL DEM GOV CLOSED HER STATE…BUT, KEPT A JEWELRY STORE OPEN (ONLY FOR HERSELF)

NEW BOOK CLAIMS BILL CLINTON WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH JEFFRY EPSTEIN’S PAL GHISLAINE MAXWELL

THESE FBI DOCUMENTS PUT OBAMA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MICHAEL FLYNN CONTROVERSY

General News

LAUNCH DELAYED… NOT DENIED (SPACEX MISSION MOVED TO SATURDAY — THANKS, MOTHER NATURE)

DEADLY SHOOTING, LOOTING IN MINNEAPOLIS FOLLOWING THE POLICE KILLING OF GEORGE FLOYD

BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTEST IN LOS ANGELES TURNED VIOLENT

MAN WITH ‘TRUMP’ ON HIS CAR BEATEN BY PROTESTERS AFTER THEY SAVAGED HIS VEHICLE

CONNECTICUT MAN WANTED FOR MURDER IS FINALLY CAPTURED IN MARYLAND

VIRUS UPDATE

LEADING UK EPIDEMIOLOGIST SAYS ‘PUBS, NIGHTCLUBS COULD RE-OPEN WITHOUT SERIOUS RISK’

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF AIRLINES DEMAND AN ‘IMMUNITY PASSPORT’ BEFORE YOU CAN FLY?

WHICH LAS VEGAS CASINO WILL BE THE FIRST TO OPEN? THIS ONE

DISNEY SET TO RE-OPEN PARKS NEXT MONTH — BRING A MASK

RAPPER ICE CUBE — HOW LONG CAN POLICE KILL BLACK PEOPLE ‘BEFORE WE STRIKE BACK?’

HOW BAD ARE THINGS IN VENEZUELA? THEY SOLD GOV’T GOLD TO BUY FOOD AND MEDICINE

VIRUS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY — COMPANY FLIES SUPER RICH ON PRE-SANTIZED PRIVATE TO MEGA YACHTS

Other News Catching My Eye

WATCH CNBC HOSTS SCREAM AT EACH OTHER — SHOWING US THE ACTUAL POLITICAL DIVIDE IN AMERICA

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL PROPAGANDA — AMAZON DELIVERED THROUGH YOUR TV

A TURTLE HITS A CAR IN GEORGIA — GETS STUCK IN WINDSHIELD

MOM! THERE’S AN ALLIGATOR ON THE ALLIGATOR FLOAT IN THE POOL