THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1566 – NOSTRADAMUS DIED (insert hacky ‘did he predict it?’ joke here)
1881 – PRESIDENT JAMES GARFIELD SHOT BY JAMES GUITEAU — GARFIELD DIED FROM THE ATTACK ON SEPT 19
1937 – AMELIA EARHART AND HER CO-PILOT FRED NOONAN WENT MISSING OVER THE CENTRAL PACIFIC
1976 – SCOTUS RULED THE DEATH PENALTY WAS NOT CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT
1980 – JIMMY CARTER REINSTATED DRAFT REGISTRATION FOR MALES TURNING 18 YEARS OLD
News and The Politics out of D.C.
AOC CLAIMS MIGRANTS FORCED TO DRINK TOILET WATER
BORDER AGENT OFFICIAL RESPONDS TO AOC’s CLAIM
PRESIDENT TRUMP SLAMS NY GOV CUOMO FOR HIGH TAXES AND HARASSING HIS BUSINESSES
TRUMP’S LEAN MANAGEMENT STYLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS SAVING TAX PAYERS WILLINGS
CNN POLL ON 2020 DEMS: BIDEN 22%. HARRIS 17% WARREN 15% SANDERS 14% (NOBODY ELSE GETS TO 5%)
FORMER BARTENDER AOC MOCKED IVANKA TRUMP’S LACK FOR CREDENTIALS FOR HER JOB
FEDS ISSUE TERROR WARNING FOR UPCOMING HOLIDAY
General News
IRAN ADMITS TO BREACHING NUCLEAR ENRICHMENT DEAL
ANTIFA IS REPORTEDLY PLOTTING ACID ATTACKS ON DC FREE SPEECH RALLY
FACEBOOK’S CRYPTOCURRENCY – LIBRA IS TIED TO A BASKET OF OTHER GOVERNMENT CURRENCIES
NIKE + AMERICAN FLAG + KAEPERNICK = PUBLIC RELATIONS DISASTER
LOS ANGELES ANGELS PITCHER FOUND DEAD IN TEXAS HOTEL ROOM – NO FOUL PLAY IS SUSPECTED
IN THE 70S, A FORMER NASA INTERN BOUGHT TAPES OF THE MOON LANDING AT AUCTION FOR $217 MIL… NOW???
IT WORKED IN MICE! NEW TECHNOLOGY MAY ALLOW PARENTS TO SELECT THE SEX OF THEIR BABY — WOULD YOU?
15-YR-OLD AMERICAN TENNIS PHENOM KNOCKS OFF VENUS WILLIAMS IN ROUND 1 AT WIMBLEDON (There’s also a 21-yr-old American named Reilly Opelka in town too…he won a first round match as well.)
Strange News Catching My Eye
FRENCH WOMAN RECORDS MAN MASTURBATING ON A TRAIN – SHE’S FACING A HUGE FINE FOR PRIVACY VIOLATION
FREAK HAILSTORM IN MEXICO BURIES CARS SWAMPS STREETS WITH UP TO 5 FEET OF ICE!
BRIDEZILLA DEMANDS ALL BRIDESMAIDS BE THE SAME HEIGHT AT HER WEDDING…WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
WE’RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF RAID FOR THE WASP NEST THE SIZE OF A VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE
