National Strawberries and Cream Day
Countdown to Election 2020 — 166 DAYS!
Meme du Jour
THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1832 – The Democratic Party held its first national convention
1881 – Clara Barton founded what would become the American Red Cross
1927 – Charles Lindbergh landed in France, the first person to cross the Atlantic in a solo plane flight
1956 – The first hydrogen bomb is exploded in the air over Bikini Atoll
1999 – Susan Lucci finally wins a Daytime Emmy (after 19 nominations)
News and The Politics out of D.C.
SENATE PANEL APPROVED SUBPOENA TO LOOK INTO HUNTER BIDEN’S ‘WORK’ IN UKRAINE
OF COURSE THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN RESPONDED, CALLING THE MOVE A ‘SMEAR’ ALREADY ‘DEBUNKED’
WH DOCTORS SAY TRUMP WILL STOP TAKING HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AT THE END OF THE WEEK
PELOSI KEEPS FIRING BACK AT TRUMP, CLAIMING SHE’S JUST DELIVERING ‘A DOSE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE’
REPORT: MCCONNELL IS AGAINST EXTENDING ENHANCED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS
KAMALA HARRIS INTRODUCED RESOLUTION PUSHING CCP TALKING POINT — DON’T CALL IT WUHAN FLU!
OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL INSTRUCTED SUSAN RICE TO WRITE THAT NOW-FAMOUS MEMO
CDC DIRECTOR SUPPORTS REOPENING THE COUNTRY
SOME STATES SAY THEY WON’T FULL RE-OPEN UNTIL A VACCINE IS READY
WH PRESS SEC DESTROYED THE LESSER CUOMO (CHRIS) OVER HIS HYRDROXYCHLOROQUINE HYPOCRISY
NADLER GETS NADA — SCOTUS PREVENTS THE HOUSE FROM GETTING MUELLER GRAND JURY MATERIAL
MSNBC’S ‘KAREN’ (MIKA BRZEZINSKI) DEMANDS TRUMP’S TWITTER ACCOUNT BE SHUT DOWN
General News
THE UPDATES FROM AROUND THE WORLD
COVID CASES IN FORD PLANTS SPARKS SHUTDOWNS IN CHICAGO AND DETROIT
CDC — YOU CAN STOP WIPING DOWN COUNTERS EVER FIVE MINS… KEEP WASHING YOUR HANDS, THO
CHINA TAKES CONTROL OF PPE FACTORIES — IS THERE ANOTHER WAVE OF INFECTIONS COMING?
FL GOV UNLOADS ON MEDIA FOR MAKING DIRE PREDICTIONS AFTER HE RE-OPENED THE STATE
OREGON SALON OWNER WHO OPENED HER SHOP CLAIMS STATE SENT CPS TO HER HOME
BIOLOGIST — LOUD TALKERS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN PEOPLE NOT WEARING MASKS
HUNDREDS OF DOCS WARN ‘EXPONENTIALLY GROWING NEGATIVE HEALTH CONSEQUENCES’ FROM LOCKDOWN
NCAA SET TO LIFT RESTRICTIONS ON FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL WORKOUT (LOCAL REGULATIONS TO APPLY)
Other News Catching My Eye
FUNNY STUFF FROM THE BABYLON BEE — BIDEN CUTS HOLE IN MASK SO HE CAN STILL SNIFF HAIR
RUSSIAN NURSE DISCIPLINED FOR WEARING ONLY HER UNDERWEAR BENEATH HER PPE
ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO BE A ‘CONTACT TRACER?’ — TAKE THE QUIZ
WE ARE A WEEK AWAY FROM A MANNED AMERICAN SPACE LAUNCH! THE FIRST IN ALMOST A DECADE
BONUS MEME
