MONDAY – MAY 15, 2023

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1602 – How did Cape Cod get its name? On this day, England’s Bartholomew Gosnold dropped anchor off Massachusetts and when they pulled their nets up, there were so many codfish, they had to throw many back. Hence, the cape was named Cape Cod. Now you know the rest of the story.


1800 – President John Adams orders the federal government to Washington DC

1940 – The sales of nylon stockings began nationally

1942 – the US begins rationing gasoline here at home

1972 – Alabama Governor (and presidential candidate) is shot in Maryland

1982 – “Ebony & Ivory” starts a seven week run atop the pop charts

1988 – The USSR starts removing military from Afghanistan

1989 – Shrinkflation: Hershey’s reduced the size of its candy bars but kept the price the same

News and The Politics out of D.C.

WAIT, WHAT??? COMER SAYS HE CAN’T FIND THE INFORMANT IN THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY CASE

GRADUATION GAFFES… BIDEN HOWARD COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS LIVES UP TO JOE’S HISTORY

 – ELON MUSK POINTS OUT JOE’S DIVISIVE SPEECH

JOE MANCHIN IS RAMPING UP HIS FIGHT WITH BIDEN

DEM SEN CHRIS MURPHY SOUNDS LIKE HE’S PREDICTING AN INSURRECTION THE 2ND AMENDMENT STANDS

NO SHOCK: AT LEAST 12 OF THE 51 INTEL OFFICIALS WHO SIGN THE LAPTOP LETTER DONATED TO BIDEN, DEMS

RON DeSANTIS EXPECTED TO FILE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION PAPERWORK SOON

RICK PERRY HINTS AT ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL RUN

IF HE WINS IN 2024, TRUMP VOWS TO BRING BACK GEN FLYNN

SEVEN CASES YET TO BE DECIDED BY THIS SUPREME COURT

JUST IN TIMEN FOR BIDEN’S SPEECH, ‘PATRIOT FRONT’ MARCHES AROUND DC

    ‘PATRIOT FRONT’ MARCH SPARKS A BRILLIANT TAKEDOWN FROM JOE ROGAN (NEEDS BLEEPS)

General News

DANIEL PENNY DEFENSE FUND IS APPROACHING $2MIL

 – A WITNESS COMES FORWARD IN PENNY’S DEFENSE

JUDGE TO DECIDE IF NASHVILLE SHOOTER’S MANIFESTO CAN BE RELEASED

NORTH CAROLINA HEADS TO A SHOWDOWN OVER STATE’S 12-WEEK ABORTION BAN

50% OF CHICAGOANS WITNESS A SHOOTING BY THE TIME THEY TURN 40

VIRGINIA GOV SIGNS BILL REQUIRING AGE VERIFICATION DURING ONLINE PORN USE

NY HOTEL BOOTS HOMELESS VETERANS FROM HOTEL TO MAKE ROOM FOR IMMIGRANTS

 – THE SAME HOTEL BLOCKED ROOMS FOR AN OUT OF TOWN WEDDING FOR THE SAME REASON

DAVE CHAPPELLE RIPS SAN FRANCISCO IN SURPRISE SHOW — ‘WHAT THE F**K  HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE?’

 – A SF GATE REPORTER ATTENDED CHAPPELLE’S SHOW AND WAS NOT PLEASED

EXXON IS MOVING ITS GLOBAL HQ FROM DALLAS TO THE “GOD POD” IN HOUSTON

THE ATTACK ON AM RADIOS IN CARS IS NOT SLOWING DOWN

WOKE

WELL, WELL, WELL… BRITNEY GRINEY IS STANDING FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!

CONSERVATIVE COMIC TRIGGERS LEFTIES TO LEAVE SHOW WHEN DYLAN MULVANEY IS MOCKED

QTP (QUEER TRANS PROJECT) SENDS ‘BUILD-A-QUEER’ KITS TO MINORS W/O PARENTAL CONSENT

WHO CAN SAVE BUD LIGHT??? IS IT THIS MAN?

Other News Catching My Eye

UNVACCINATED? LOTS OF DEMOCRATS STILL WANT TO LOCK YOU UP AND TAKE YOUR KIDS

FULL REINSTATEMENT, BACK PAY FOR RHODE ISLAND TEACHERS FIRED FOR REFUSING THE VACCINE

DID A MIRACLE HAPPEN IN CONNECTICUT? THE VATICAN IS LOOKING INTO IT

WOW – WATCH COPS SAVE A HAWK FROM A SNAKE (SPOILER – NOBODY DIED)

OLIVER DARCY GETS CALLED INTO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE AT CNN

JANE FONDA IS BACK TO CLIMATE PROTESTS… (OF COURSE, THE WARM WEATHER IS HERE)