Monday – April 15, 2019

THIS DAY IN HISTORY

1755 – SAMUEL JOHNSON’S ‘DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE’ IS PUBLISHED

1865 – PRESIDENT LINCOLN PASSED AWAY THE DAY AFTER BEING SHOT IN FORD’S THEATER

1912 – THE TITANIC SANK AFTER STRIKING AN ICEBERG

1947 – JACKIE ROBINSON MAKES HIS MLB DEBUT AS A BROOKLYN DODGER — SCORED THE WINNING RUN TOO!

1955 – RAY CROC BUYS McDONALD’S RESTAURANT AND OPENS ONE IN DES PLAINES, IL (it’s a museum now)

2013 – TERROR ATTACK AT THE BOSTON MARATHON — TWO BOMBS EXPLODE NEAR FINISH LINE, KILLING 3 PEOPLE AND INJURING OVER 170

News and The Politics out of D.C.

SANCTUARY SMACKDOWN — TRUMP TRADES BARBS WITH OAKLAND MAYOR OVER IMMIGRATION

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S TWEET ABOUT REP ILHAN OMAR HAS PELOSI IN A LATHER

REP OMAR CLAIMS TRUMP’S TWEET HAS CAUSED ‘DIRECT DEATH THREATS’

PELOSI TAMPS DOWN AOC FERVER, INFLUENCE ON HER PARTY… TELLS 60 MINUTES, ‘IT’S LIKE FIVE PEOPLE’

SARAH SANDERS SAYS MANY IN CONGRESS NOT SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND TRUMP’S TAX RETURNS

‘MAYOR PETE’ BUTTIGIEG MAKES IT OFFICIAL — HE’S IN THE 2020 RACE AND READY FOR TRUMP

BERNIE SANDERS CLAIMS PROGRESSIVE THINK TANK IS SMEARING HIM

2020 DEM CANDIDATE ANDREW YANG MAY SHOW UP IN YOUR TOWN AS A 3D-HOLOGRAM

ELIZABETH WARREN USED TO BE A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN — WHEN DID IT CHANGE? (HINT: THINK HARVARD)

General News

TIGER WOODS WINS THE MASTERS, HIS 15TH MAJOR TOURNAMENT VICTORY

THAT’S SO CALIFORNIA… PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT PATRIOTICALLY-ADORNED POLICE CARS

THE STORY THAT WON’T GO AWAY — BREAST MILK AS A SUPPLEMENT

SOOOOOO, EBOLA IS STILL A THING — IN FACT, IT’S BECOMING A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN WE KNOW

WHAT HAPPENED TO ASSANGE’S ‘EMBASSY CAT?’

THE VATICAN UNVEILED THE NEWLY RESTORED ‘SCALA SANCTA’ — THE STEPS JESUS CLIMBED TO PILOT’S COURT

STRATOLAUNCH — THE WORLD’S LARGEST AIRPLANE HAD A SUCCESSFUL FIRST FLIGHT THIS WEEKEND 

CALIFORNIA INCHES CLOSER TO BANNING TINY SHAMPOO BOTTLES IN HOTELS (CONDITIONER AND MOUTHWASH TOO)

CHER WONDERS HOW CALIFORNIA CAN TAKE CARE OF MORE PEOPLE (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS)

Strange News Catching My Eye

PEOPLE OF WALMART: WOMAN PERFORMED KARATE, HER SON GETS NAKED AS THEIR DOG GOES SHOPLIFTING

COULD SOAKING IN THIS GOOEY SUBSTANCE HELP PEOPLE WITH ARTHRITIS?

‘UGLY’ CHOCOLATE DUCKLING CALLED RACIST…FORCED AN APOLOGY AND A WITHDRAWAL FROM STORE

WOMAN ON A ‘MOST WANTED’ LIST POLICE POSTED ON FACEBOOK…SHE MOCKED IT. THEY FOUND HER.

STUDY: MEN WITH BEARDS HAVE MORE GERMS THAN DOGS…DEADLY BACTERIA!

PATTI LABELLE LAUNCHING A LINE OF FROZEN CHINESE FOOD (EXPECT SJWs TO SCREAM ‘CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!)

FIRE AT GEORGE FOREMAN’S HOUSE DAMAGED 40 CARS

CLOTHING COMPANY IS HAVE A SMALL TRADEMARK PROBLEM — THE COMPANY, ‘FUCT’

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